Smoking and Drinking in Capes!

Spooky season is here and the boys have their annual Halloween episode with their normal guest, Jonesy. It's the final movie from the Blade series, and it's the worst of the bunch. It's 2004's Blade: Trinity. Wait, Ryan Reynolds is in this one as well, so we brought our resident Ryan Reynolds expert on as well. Joe joins the trio for a good time and major insight into Ryan Reynolds and his craft.

Jason talks about his not so secret anymore favorite show... Dancing with the Stars. We also wrap up our coverage of the The Boys with the final four episodes of the series. It's season 5, episodes 5-8 of The Boys.

Rob and Jason prepare themselves for the ascension of the next prophet and God. They aren't convinced and frankly don't spend a lot of time on the subject. Looks like Homelander has an uphill battle to convert followers. It's Season 5, episodes 1-4 of They Boys.

Rob and Jason throw a few predictions out there on what the final season will look like, discuss a little bit about Gen V, and try to figure out what Homelander will do with his new dadsicle. It's season 4, episodes 5-8 of The Boys.

Rob and Jason sit down and discuss the merits of self inflicted lobotomies and Homelander's mommy issues. It's season 4, episodes 1-4 of The Boys.

This week Jason and Rob think about letting the existence ending blob consume them as they finish their journey through the Dysfunctional Summer with episodes 5 and 6 of season 4 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason wonder what the hell is going on. Durango makes no sense and Sy is an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, smothered in confusion. Dysfunctional Summer is almost over with season 4, episodes 3 and 4 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob ride a freaky, backwards speaking subway in search of a way to stop yet another world-ending event as they review season 4 episodes 1 and 2 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason take a quick break from the Dysfunctional Summer to talk about body changes, an inconsistent green superhero, and mutant theories. It's 2026's Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

Rob and Jason sit down and witness the end of the world yet again. There seems to be a theme in each of these seasons. Will it continue into season 4? We don't know, we haven't seen it yet. It's season 4, episodes 9 and 10 of the Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob beat the Dysfunctional Summer heat by playing in traffic as they review season 3 episodes 7 and 8 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason dive into the deep topics; immortality, Stockholm Syndrome, and cousin stuff. Just another normal Dysfunctional Summer episode covering season 3, episodes 5-6 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob continue to play with the kugelblitz as they review season 3 episodes 3 and 4 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason sit down and talk about wigs, dance moves, and new powers. Sounds like Dysfunctional Summer is moving right along. It's season 3, episodes 1 and 2 of The Umbrella Academy.

We interrupt our Dysfunctional Summer for a summer flick involving pub crawls, swords, questionable writing, and inconsistent power levels. It's 2026's Supergirl.

This week Jason and Rob fight off an army of cartoon headed agents as they wrap up season 2 discussing episodes 9 and 10 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason talk about Jason's love of peanut butter and chocolate, the uselessness that is Vanya, and whether or not being possessed while having sex is considered a threesome. It's just another Dysfunctional Summer as we discuss season 2, episodes 7 and 8 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob fumble around trying to prevent a historical tragedy as they review season 2 episodes 5 and 6 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason continue their Dysfunctional Summer with a little talk about cream filled things, performance anxiety, and conspiracy theories. It's The Umbrella Academy, Season 2 Episodes 3 and 4

This week Jason and Rob put their boots on as they get lost in time in 1960's Dallas while they review season 2 episodes 1 and 2 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason finish up the first season of their Dysfunctional Summer and talk about who was the least messed up this season. It's Season 1, Episodes 9 and 10 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Rob does a little freestyle mouth music while Jason is dealing with some connection issues before they turn their attention to reviewing episodes 7 and 8 of season 1 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason talk about things that don't matter because the episode reset at the end. Basically just a waste of time really. Seems about right for the Dysfunctional Summer. It's The Umbrella Academy, Season 5 and 6.

This week our Dysfunctional Summer continues while Jason and Rob contemplate a new breakfast pastry as they review episodes 3 and 4 of season 1 of The Umbrella Academy.

Summer isn't quite here, but Rob and Jason are impatient. They kick off their annual summer series, this time with a family that excels at arguing, getting into trouble, and not much else. It's our Dysfunctional Summer with the Umbrella Academy, Season 1, Episodes 1 & 2.