Single Season Record

Denzel Belin is with us for the penultimate episode of Firefly but more importantly - laser guns!

We have not been dead, we've just been stuck in a box in a post office. It's "The Message" with Brian Sadecki and Phil Vecchio's brother Dave you heard tell of way back in episode 4.

Matt Kawczynski is with us to discuss starting with the end, not googling Joss Whedon and the return of "that lady."

"War Stories" is not the episode of Firefly Hilary wanted, but maybe it's the episode she needed.

Nothing ever changes.

When scifi is too hard, it's not ripe. Graham Pilato guides through our Rendezvous with Serenity. Which is a hard scifi reference so it's OK not to get it. Maybe better?

Cy Governs is with us to skip the title song even when Sulia Altenberg (sort of) sings it. You might call it a wash. But seriously folks, this week we wonder how easy it is to get a Bible in space.

Lauren Flans returns to us and we drop her into the middle of the black. She's seen Serenity though (and not the Anne Hathaway one!), so she's not quite as blind as usual.

Chris Hayner wanted to talk about this episode that he's now not sure he likes all that much. Except for the maypole dancing, of course. That's timeless.

Phil's brother has been trying to force Firefly on him for years, but he was saving it for us. Thanks, Phil!

The media doesn't want beautiful things to live so you've got to scalvage what you can.

The paralells between Firefly and Barenaked Ladies are obvious to everyone, but Harry Nelson puts them all down for the record anyway.

Everyone is terrible but maybe that doesn't matter in the black. We start in on the show we thought we'd never do. The most eternal single season television to ever barely exist, Fox's 2002 Joss Whedon vanity project, Firefly . 让我们开始吧!

And some in dreams assurèd were Of the Spirit that plagued us so; Six weeks deep he had followed us From the land of mist and swan.

Jordy Bogguss is back and oooh he loves himself.   He also looks nothing like his grandmother.

Sulia Altenberg had never seen an episode of Swans Crossing and maybe she still hasn't? She's here to talk about the clothes in this episode because those are the only things that (almost) make any sense.

Did we just learn too much about Nancy? Is that even possible? One thing's for sure, Jordy doesn't have an answer for us.

We're finally out of Rydell and back in Swans Crossing where they really know how to make you feel welcome, by insulting you in multiple languages!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, whenever you are. It's the finale of Grease: Rise Of The Pink Ladies where we and all the season's guests come together and give thanks to the show we just watched and/or to the fact that it is over. Most guests don't show up, but Lauren Flans and Hary Nelson had enough unfinished business with  Grease , 1954 and/or the abandoned dischord for the show that they did.

Denzel Belin is with us to give Derick hope that this show is almost over.

Land don't look so bad, wish we could say the same for this show.

Jess Eckerstorfer is a big fan of Grease and theater in general and we had to be the ones to break it to her that there was a TV show called Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies . Then we had to break it to her that this episode was not about the Pink Ladies.

It must be cold in here because these Pink Ladies aren't rising very quickly.

Lauren Flans is here to freak out over the people in Rise of the Pink Ladies' lack of freaking out.

Hilary Woodward explains how she forgot to watch  Rise Of The Pink Ladies .