Single Season Record

The Russians are coming and they are bringing machetes and maple syrup!

Saja starts a Warrior delivery service, Mr. Han gives himself an eye test, Garrett gets used to a small cell, Sydney gets stung and a baldy steals the show. It's just another day (hour? minute?) in Swans Crossing.

Is Swans Crossing science fiction? Can it be after 38 episodes of not being science fiction? These and other fascinating questions will not be answered in this episode.

The Warrior Is Warmed By The Chase!

It's The Buildng ! The generically named show from the woman you can't remember where you remember from. But that's OK because everyone's making it up as they go along anyway.   Watch it here!

Yes, somehow we convinced actual Bryan Greenberg to talk to us about some of the secrets of HBO's 2005 single season show Unscripted . Now we just sit back and wait to be an extra on the inevitable Criterion BluRay release.

It's the end of Unscripted and all we hear is crickets. July O'Brien and Graham Pilato return to see this show off. Everyone is still traumatized. Derick's never been sadder even though he hardly ever seemed to like it. But that's what finales are for. Revisionist history and taking shots at Shia LaBouef.

Denzel Belin is with us to propose an entire new fall slate of shows that sound better to him than  Unscripted , which he thinks is kind of insidious.

Unscripted and Entourage go to New York but only one of them had Emanuelle Chriqui.

Unscripted puts another actor through the wringer. We've got Sulia Altenberg who watched as much of this show as she could before it dredged up too many memories. And not the nice kind.

Lauren Flans is so confused by Unscripted she doesn;t even know what stage of grief she's in.

July O'Brien hated Unscripted so much at first she wanted to cancel on us. Now she might be its biggest fan. 20 years too late, but that's what a confusing ride this show can be.

Hilary Woodward is worried Unscripted isn't giving us enough bits and business.

We talk with an actor about actors playing actors in an acting class about acting for actors. It's Unscripted #3 with Matt Kawczynski like in the title!

The more you find out about HBO's Unscripted , the more layers of actual Hollywood you find yourself under. It's not such a nice place to be.

The Totally Real Adventures Of Three Actors In What We Assume Is LA But Who Can Tell With Whatever This Was Shot On.

Derick doesn't know what to say about that time HBO made prestige TV for babies.

Hurry up and wait for someone else to get ready because it is time for a nudibranquet! Tune your harp and stretch those jaw muscles because you will be yawning! (And playing the harp.) Matt Kawczynski is with us to ring out the middle and ring in the wait what is happening here?   " The Captain And The Countess "  

Brian Sadecki may never come back to Swans Crossing but he will remember it fondly and with a lot of questions.

It's the middle of Swans Crossing and there's no going back! Lauren Flans gets dropped in and is either curious or furious, still can't be sure.

We are back with a special January 6th themed episode of Swans Crossing. Nate and Jordy ride shotgun, whatver that means.

The middle begins! Swans Crossing 's days are numbered. It's still a very high number, but it's worth fretting the fact that this show will not last forever. If only it would just start telling itself to never die in the mirror every day.

Single Season Record goes to the movies! Then it promptly gets into a fight, suffers through a hurricane and kills a franchise.

We are back with the final episode of Firefly . Or maybe we've always been here.