Sights Unseen

"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies...when he is forgotten!" Dr. Hiriluk, One Piece Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHapp...

Crikey! Stay loaw, folks, follow close ta me... Lookadat... Oh, she's a real beaut... Look at that young motha right thae... the baby can't be more than a few days old...probably just made his way to the pouch yesteday... Now, he may appeah hahmless at this age...but if she happens to find a Mega Stone, that little fella will be outta that pouch and boxing ya to the ground in no time, flat. I seen...

Ah yes, yes, come in! Sit down! Allow me to read your fortune with these cards... Hmmmmm... Yes, I can see everything. It is all becoming clear to me... Your future is forfeit because I'm ABOUT TO SEND YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE SHADOW REALM, JIMBO!! Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Show...

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Thank you all for coming to the museum today! The world's foremost art critic is about to give us his thoughts on this newly-discovered piece, which our diligent team was able to borrow from the nearby Mushroom Kingdom. Let's listen closely to his appraisal... "Hmm...yes, look at these brushstrokes...the illusion of dimension...it really does look like three, little bomb-people marching in a row.....

Alright, everyone knows the plan, right? Lisa will go in first and distract the guards. O'Brien will be busy taking out the automated security system. Bobravsky is getaway driver, so everyone have your watches synchronized; he isn't gonna wait if you don't make the rendezvous on time. And that just leaves Celebi, Master of Time. Now, what we need from you is to- Hmm? What's that? ...You already co...

What would you do for love? Would you move? Change jobs? Go to therapy? Dodge missiles? Die thousands of times in very quick succession doing the exact same thing over and over again? If not, you don't know what love is, but Meat Boy does. Super Meat Boy is a story of true love, and the definition of insanity. Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Tw...

Howdy, Folks! Welcome to our humble, quiet, sleepy, little village. We're blessed with a simple life here in Kakariko; a peaceful existence. One free of fear or worry. Hmm? What's that? A rumor about a cursed well? Er, that's ridiculous! Why, I've never heard of such a-hmm? A cursed graveyard, too? Er, I mean yeah, perhaps, but like, what town doesn't have a cursed graveyard or two, right? I mean...

Okay, before you go back in time, I must warn you about the ultimate taboo; under no circumstances are you to reveal yourself to the past version of you. Such a paradox could tear apart the very fabric of our reality and... Who is that..? What do you mean who, the baby you're giving a piggy-back ride! Why does that look like a baby version of you..? What?! You're going on an adventure!?! TOGETHER!...

**SPOILER WARNING** Do NOT listen if you are genuinely trying to catch up on One Piece. These theories are from very recent chapters, and are not intended for anyone who is of a sound mind who wishes to remain that way. Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Tw...

Hi, welcome in to our store, how can I- Oh no, not you again! Don't give me that blank look, you know what you did! The last time you came in here, you didn't say a single word and proceeded to smash every clay pot I own! And for what? Like, maybe $7, max! ...What? ...Oh, sure like there's some other guy running around in a green dress, destroying people's property with a child's boomerang! Do I l...

"Sometimes the most real things in life are the ones we can't see." ~ One of Tom Hanks's many characters in that Polar Express movie. Omg do you remember how scary the CG people were in that film? Welcome to Uncanny Valley, population: you, and that annoying kid with the glasses who immediately asks the main character if he knows what kind of train they're on. Seriously who starts a conversation l...

Greetings, fair listeners, and welcome back to the nightmare-filled world of Bloodborne! This time things are going to get even scarier as we discuss forbidden forests, dark rituals, and - worst of all - the slippery slopes of purchasing social media platforms that SOMEBODY isn't qualified to be running! (Also, it's spelled THR3E KNiVES... That will make more sense later...) Outro by Aiden Hamilto...

Umm, excuse me, Mr Hero of Time, sir..? Sorry, I don't mean to bother you, I can see that you're real busy...fishing...it's just that the entire kingdom is in peril right now... So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get to that sometime..? Sure, sure...right after you've caught the biggest fish in the pond and won yourself that Golden Scale... (Ugh...some hero...) Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our S...

I don't really have any funny quips this time... This one is a bit lengthy, it's true... But you know what? I'm not sorry. This has been a long time coming. Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast...

For Sale, By Owner; A lovely seven bed, four-and-a-half bath bungalow, overlooks the old, foggy swamp that is rumored to be haunted. Modern construction, only two previous owners, includes finished basement and recently-remodeled secret laboratory we found behind the bookshelves in the library. It required quite a bit of TLC, but hey! Extra square footage, right? To make an offer, please contact A...

Yo, Champ-in-the-Making! It looks like you've taken the first steps of your very own Pokémon journey. Be warned though, the Leader of the this gym won't be bested easily! But if you think you're ready for the challenge, then step right on up aaaaand where are you going..? Wait, what? You wanna do this gym...later..? What are you..? Hey, wait, come back here! You can't do that! You come back and do...

Tell me, what's your deepest fear? Is it the idea of psychics probing your mind with unseen powers? Is it something more primal, like creepy crawlies? What about...two kids with green bowl-cuts who use card games to bully people!? ...N-no..? Just me..? O-okay... Well, we use their decks to fight each other or whatever... Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gm...

Look out over these fields: what do you notice? That's right, slimes. Slimes as far as the eye can see. I come from a long line of slime ranchers... My papa did it, my grandpapa did it, my great grandpapa, and so on. Now, don't let nobody tell you that rearing slimes is easy, because it ain't. But it's honest work, and I wouldn't do nothing else. Unless, of course, some lost teleportation technolo...

Oops, we done did it again! And after we promised that would be the last one... Ah, well, you can always skip these if you aren't game, right? Nobody's forcin' ya to stick around for the hiatus episodes... But, if you do have the heart of an adventurer, then come along and join our crew! It's time to set sail for the Grand Line! Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunse...

Ah, yes, the Jim Belushi of Star Wars films; the parts that do work, really work...but the rest of the time you're just left wondering, "why do we have this?" Buckle up, the discussion could get a little hairy... (I was gonna cut the banter at the beginning, but instead decided to set it to music. Honestly, depending on your opinions about Star Wars, it may be the most enjoyable thing about this e...

Quiet down class, everyone take your seats! Welcome to Zelda 101: Intro to Dungeon Intros ! If that title does not match the class listed on your schedule, please make your way down the hall; you're looking for Zelda Fitzgerald 101... Easy mistake, it happens every semester... Now, for those remaining let's dive straight in shall we? Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Guest- Mitchell: Band on Spotify- Yo...

Come along, Dear Listener, as this week's journey will find you swept away to a far off land of wizards and magic; that's right, 16-bit, rural England! Hey, this message may be the closest thing you'll get to an owl with a letter, so why not just go with the flow? Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod J...

~The One Where Jarrod Doesn't Do a Single Ounce of Damage~ (But if you listen carefully to the message at the end, you can hear my cat jump on the keyboard, so....that's fun, at least...) Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Insta- @...

All the podcasts, in all the towns, in all the world...and he walks into ours... Play it again, Cyb. (We are actually very excited to have Rob here, I was just quoting Bogart... er, t-this is the movie episode... I'm sorry.) Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Guest- Rob White: Their Show- The Word Association Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- si...