Sights Unseen

"Alright, class, settle down... Today I'm going to be showing you how to build a refrigerator. Now, it's really quite simple once you get the hang of it; you just take one of these living snowmen, and you throw him as hard as you possibly can at that little, lightning imp floating around in the storm cloud. And voila! You have a brand-new refrigerator. Okay, does anyone have any questions at all a...

"Alright, LEGO Set #7153... My employer says he hasn't laid eyes on you in twenty years, and he's offering a handsome sum for your head. So I'm going to give you a fair choice... I can bring you in warm...or I can bring you in cold." Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseen...

"Hey, time!! Time out! Ref, could I speak to you for a sec? Yeah, it's just that... up until this point, I've been fighting things like... large rats or cute slimes with goofy, cartoonish grins... And now I'm supposed to fight this guy... a ten-foot tall baboon, whose covered head-to-toe in blood, wielding an enormous katana in one hand, and his own severed head in the other... Like, am I the only...

What does a trans girl, a nerdy One Piece fan, and an alternative sexy man all have in common? We love cats!!! And we all love escaping our terrible global political reality into worlds of fantasy and wonder. So we talk about both those things. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Guest- Snaxton: All His Links Twitch- Snaxtonofficial Podcast- Snax Pax Instagram- snaxtonofficial YouTube- Snaxton...

Ho ho!!! Hello little explorer!! You come to check out the capital of this dead kingdom as well? That's a big adventure for one of your stature hohohoho be careful, there's lots of puddles to drown in. Hold on, let me put on my glasses and get a better look at you... WHOA!! You're not a bug like me, you're a human!! How are you fitting in this cave?!?! What're you doing down here freak?!?!? Our Pl...

Greetings, Agent Orange. This mission is highly sensitive, and due to the nature of the dicey relationship between our two warring kingdoms, your actions will be denied and you will be disavowed if captured. If you still wish to continue, please check inside the bottom drawer. The envelope you will find details of the parameters of the operation. Step 1 - Sneak past some guards and meet the prince...

"Welcome to Hell, new fish. You're gonna learn real quick who's in charge of this place, and I'll tell you right now... it ain't the guards... If you're thinking of trying to operate you're own little smuggling ring in here, I'm warning you right now; my boss - the Governator - gets a piece of everything that comes in and out of this prison, and he- Hmm? Yes, I said the Governator... Yeah, like Ar...

Cybele on a first date- "So which is your favorite souls game?" ... "You don't know the souls games? Like Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro? You gotta know Elden Ring at least." ... "No? Hold on, let me google them. what? No results? Dang it, is this a Yesterday situation? Am I in another Yesterday situation? I hate this. Wait, why are you leaving? Is this date going badly?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden...

A bear and a bird? An evil witch with a nasty habit of unnecessary rhyming? This sounds familiar... almost like... like déjà vu, like I've been here before... Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You T...

Do you know what's more fun than a totally normal quiz show that you knew was coming and had time to prepare for? A completely bonkers idea for a quiz show that you had no idea was coming... and yet unwittingly prepared for anyway , by just livin' your life. *sunglasses emoji* Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod...

Fufufufufu... Welcome to my special dueling arena, Yugi... You're probably wondering about that bucket of acid suspended from the ceiling above you? Well you see, once I defeat you and your life points reach zero, that bucket will overturn...pouring it's contents all over ...this rope. And when the rope snaps, this giant ax will swing towards you ! ...severing this piece of fishing line, which wil...

Mueheheh... Welcome...I will be your guide throughout the labyrinthian tunnels which lay before you. Best stay close... I'd hate for you to get taken out by a stray Arwing; they're very territorial and become agitated when they split from the rest of their fleet... Hm? An Arwing , kid, y'ever heard of one before? Futuristic starfighter, favored by anthropomorphic mercenaries, who are fighting dise...

Hey, there! Wanna battle? This is my Ratatta! He isn't like other Ratatta... Heh, my Ratatta is in the top percentage of all Ratatta! You've never seen one like mine before and- is... that a level 40 Blastoise..? Dude... you have like, two gym badges! Are all of your Pokémon so jacked !? ...What's that? ...You know, your other Pokémon? Like, you've been catching them as you go, right? What do I me...

Sorry for the impromptu hiatus, folks! We'll be back with our regular season releases starting next week. In the meantime, here's an optional - and hopefully uplifting - PSA! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat." ~ Dr. Henry Wu Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- S...

"...and over here we have the Iron Knuckles of Irony . It's said that any warrior who wields this infamous weapon will find themselves at the receiving end of strangely coincidental misfortunes. Legend tells of an ancient warlord, called Archford the Angry, who once donned these malicious, brass behemoths before taking to the battlefield... and a few weeks later... it rained... on his wedding day...

Hello Grandma, I've finally made it with the yummy baked snacks for you!! You wouldn't believe the freaky wolf I ran into on my way here through the woods and... OH Grandma... what big eyes you have! Like seriously, that looks uncomfortable, is the mask your wearing holding your eyes open like a torture device? Wait, that wolf is your boyfriend? You know what Grandma, I'm going to put these snacks...

"...with information tactical, strategical and practical, I am the very model of a dead Ikana general! ...Haaah... Alright then, class...does anyone have any questions? Yes, Margaret? " "Professor Ingo, are we ever gonna use this in the real world?" " WHAT!? Of course you will! Why, what if you somehow stumbled upon the corpse of some ancient army commander, and he challenged you to a footrace? A...

Hello, welcome to the Cyb and Mitch Swamp Tour, today we'll be showing you around the Woodfall Swamp. Now just up ahead you'll see the amazing Deku Palace and... wait... what's that shack? And who is that green guy? Oh dang it, this is the wrong swamp!! My apologies, my business partner is terrible with directions, but I think this is a good time to remind you that sadly we do not offer refunds......

"...and over here we have the ancient dais where the enemies of the kingdom were brutally eviscerated and offered up as a sacrifice to appease the old gods who guard the temples. Do we have any questions so far? Yes, you near the back, I saw your hand first... Hmm? 'Why is there an ancient race track on the floor above us, if this was a place of worship?' Uhhh, because it's mega dope , that's why!...

What if I told you...that you could drive... anywhere ? Heh...look at that...you're speechless. I thought as much. After all it isn't every day one learns-hmm? What was that? You already can drive anywhere..? No, no, no, I think you're mistaken... Driving is normally relegated to very specifically-themed, intricately-planned race courses, and what I'm saying is...what if you could leave those cour...

"Now, class...a wise man once told me that a good artist borrows, but a great artist steals. And I came to learn - after quite a few unfortunate, overnight stays in jail for art theft - that he was not, in fact, referring to literal art; but rather, the intangible substance we call I N S P I R A T I O N ! In this assignment you will be making a diorama..." * entire class groans* Outro: By Aiden Ha...

Was this list necessary? No. But! Was it informative? Also no... Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nem...

"Rule one of dying: don't. Rule two: slow down. You've got the rest of your life. The faster you think, the slower it will pass. Concentrate. Assume you're going to survive. Always assume that. Imagine you've already survived. There's a store room in your mind. Lock the door and think..." ~ The Doctor, "Heaven Sent" Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail....

"...Now, the next available unit on our apartment tour is a very charming, three-bed-two-bath bungalow that comes completely furnished! It even has a lovely, natural water feature in the kitchen, so you don't have to leave the house to fetch water from a well in the dead of night! Very convenient. And, yes, the upstairs bathroom does have a resident, but you won't even notice- hmm? Pardon? Oh, why...