Shitpost Mortem

We discuss stupid ideas such as:   Listening to every comedy podcast ever to avoid doing the same jokes / R obot that sucks its own dick / G ummy roulette (weed, melatonin, caffeine) / Cum fighting game / Phone you can recharge by shoveling coal into a tiny integrated steam engine

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Boat made of elemental sodium / Combined tech company wrap and ahegao gooner wrap / Translating songs to use metric units / Alarm clock that calls you slurs / Alarm clock that injects you with caffeine / Long gaslighting where you subtly fake a Canadian accent / Carbonated cum / Podcast where you have to guess which host is high / Robot leg that kicks you out of be...

We discuss ideas such as: fully nude podcasting / keeping a bunch of vinegaroons in order to make salad dressing without ever having to buy vinegar / bdsm club with a dedicated room full of lockers big enough to shove an adult into / lego buttplug / Cookie Monster blowjob / Vertical baths for tall people / Pronouncing headache like hey-a-da-chay / roomba that can climb stairs / robot that puts sun...

We discuss ideas such as: gummi earplugs that you can eat after using / literally getting fucked by the stock market / Daft Hunk / Pre-sped-up podcast / 6-sided die that you roll and it says which of the three macronutrients you're not allowed to eat today / tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face / robot earrings that periodically bite u / prepare a full meal usi...

The very first episode! We discuss ideas such as cock made of caulk / asbestos santa suit / burger speedrun / cooking with household appliances (potato in dryer) / bluetooth audio tongue piercing / sour cream and onion Oreos / Computer that sweats / Porn captchas /