Shapes and Shadows

Welcome back for episode 52! Grab your passport cause were heading over to Johburg, South Africa. Were gonna talk about Ai, sentient robots, mech design and like this podcast the one and only infamous king and queen of ZEF, Die Antwoord! Take a seat, open up your ear holes and prepare for an emotional roller coaster of hate, love, joy and sadness. Strap in Fvck mothers cause you're heading to the...

Join me for episode 51 where we talk about one of the most hated men in cinema. He's made tons of terrible movies, the man you love to hate, Uwe Boll! We're going to talk about this controversial little gem and probably one of Bolls best films, which isnt saying much. We're talking the problems of the world, framing your good friend and not moving out of your parents house all while building a tac...

I bring you episode 50 of Shapes and Shadows where we're putting a stop to crime with our cyborg alter egos. Head on into the coed locker room, grab your weapon of choice and suit up cause its my first day and I'm driving! We'll talk metal heroes of Japan versus the metal heroes of America as well as the remakes slender robot ninja aesthetic. We'll talk iconic ultra violence, mech design with ED20...

Bring a beach towel and your SPF 60,000,000 because were heading into the sun on episode 49 of Shapes and Shadows. We'll talk wearing cool sunglasses, freezing in deep space, growing plants to create oxygen all while trying to keep our sanity as we drop a nuclear bomb into a dying sun all to save our worthless human lives so we can destroy Earth some more! Stick around and find out how it all play...

Lets all go to the lobby for episode 48 where we go full Karen and talk about our latest theater experinces and the dos and donts of going to the movies. Then on the tail end of it, i'll throw in some Starship Troopers to talk bugs, violence and all the wondeful things that Paul Verhoeven gave us while I try not to go to jail for fighting in the theater!

Tune into episode 47 where we dive down into the subway systems of London. We'll get drunk, miss our train and look for the ninja turles to only find out that were locked in and there is a mutant Rat King lurking in the shadows waiting to kill us. Make an appointment sit in the chair and maybe you'll get some free healthcare, if youre lucky he'll put your baby in a jar. No one is safe down here so...

Lets leap into episode 46 where we talk about people's shoes, mimicing peoples walks with some clacking spoons. Were wearing trench coats down in the subway and hoping to talk to the mole people. If we cant guess your shoes or size we'll just call you funny shoes. We talk cockroaches and why they're not all bad and why once again genetic testing makes for great movie plots and makes the gods angry...

Join me for episode 45 where we talk abominations of metal and flesh made by other worldy beings. We're talking biomechanical insectoid creatures fueled by stop motion and practical FX. Its horror sci-fi with Jamie Lee Curtis being angry and why this movie probably never went anywhere. So pull out your eyes and replace them with flashlights whie we try and get to the bottom of what this being from...

First episode of the new year! Join me for episode 44 where we talk horny aliens that look like knock off xenomorphs! We're talking action horror filled with great practical FX and some not so great 90's CG that'll curl your toes and have you changing your panties in no time! You like it rough, well we got titty tentacles you can wrap around yourself to keep you warm while you laugh then cry yours...

Join me for a special holiday episode where we talk about the other color of Christmas horror that divided audiences and made people on social media cry when it was released. Some people love it, some hate it. Reach down in your heart where the gift of episode 43 keeps on giving. Subject matter may be controversial and by the end you'll hate this movie or hate me. Either way, get ready to empty ou...

Welcome back for episode 42 of Shapes and Shadows where we're going to talk about 2019's Yummy! A Shudder exclusive that features, boobs, zombies, breast reductions and lots of intestines! Practical gore galore, with gut munching madness in this fun little bloody zombie flick. Watch it with me or don't, cry or yell at me and let's enjoy the zombs!

Welcome to the forest of ressurection, the 444th portal to the underworld. Continuing on the zombie series, join me as we go pick up some escaped convicts, dodge bullets, stop some undead samurai and yakuza. Make sure to bring your best matrix costumes so we can shoot the forest up and then hack our way through zombies into the distopian future with our trusty katanaas. Episode 41 is a wild ride s...

Lets travel to West Africa to take long walks in the desert, shoot zombies in the face, push them to the side when they get in the way and share their clothes. Then we can grab our passport as we head over to India as we do the same thing again, but with a friend. Put your sandles on because its hot and you dont want sand in your socks. We're gonna hang out with zombies and do a whole lot of of wa...

Join me for episode 39 as we travel to Norway to finalize our talk on Na*i zombie explotation films. We're talking zombie gold, having sex while taking a dump. We're talking green screens, practical FX, world war II. Get ready for dismemberment, decapitation and disembolwment all on the next episode of Shapes and Shadows. So grab your tent and warm clothes as we head up into the moutains to drink...

Fresh off the heels of the last episode, welcome back for our somewhat continuing series of Der Toten Kor! Join me as we mispronounce director's names, talk low budget zombie films, the horrors of war and nudity for days. We talk naziexploitation with little to no practical FX or makeup for that matter. Bring your goggles and your bikini as we get down and dirty all on episode 38 of Shapes and Sha...

On the next episode of Shapes and Shadows, we'll talk world war II, experiments gone wrong, jumping out of planes to your possible death behind enemy lines. Hoping you speak the correct language when you drop down into the forest of fire below. Make sure you don't bring a camera to a gun fight and watch where you step as you make your way through a mine field. Mutants, zombies and the horrors of w...

On the next episode of Shapes and Shadows, we'll talk about surviving for more than 3 days without food and water, being a nerd and what is your purpose here. You'll want to brush up on your social skills, and your tolerance for terrible 90's CG. Here you better know how to do some algebra nd you better be good with coordinates on a map. Who put us here, what conspiracy theory fits best in this sc...

On a special episode of Shapes and Shadows, we'll talk about gene splicing, your soon to be mutant daughter and the impure thoughts that you may have towards her. Playing scrabble and choosing your words wisely as not to offend anyone. The legalities of euthanasia, incest, meatwads imprinting as well as animals that change their gender to reach their relationship goals. Follow me on IG @shapes_sha...

Bring an extra pair of underwear for this next episode of Shapes and Shadows as we pee in the ocean and dive down into the deepest depths of the ocean. We talk about the Mariana trench, imploding versus exploding, my love and your hate for Kristen Stewart and the Twilight series. We're walking around in big armored suits at the bottom of the ocean trying not to die and getting our face face sucked...

Join me for episode 33 of Shapes and Shadows where we talk about the mislabeling of snakes, how beautiful the swamp actually is, splicing animal and plant DNA so we can stop world hunger. Were talking man in a rubber suit shenanigans and Adrienne Barbeau's jugs. What happens to plants when they touch sunlight and where Swampy got his start. It all begins here on the greatest podcast in the world t...

Join me on episode 32 of Shapes and Shadows where i rant and rave about the greys, weird disturbances in the Earth's electromagentic field, why you keep scratching behind your ear and your random nose bleeds are probably because you've been visited. Remember all your base are belong to us! Leave a comment, tell me you love it, tell me you hate it!

Join me for episode 31, where I talk about clowns, clown folklore, dispatching kids, ending the dog, how to take off your red nose when it's time to bang your wife and how not to slice your wrist if you need to undress yourself.

Join me for another episode of Shapes and Shadows where we talk about aliens that aren't welcome, politics that shouldn't be talked about, wanna be The Office mocumentaries to the Halo movie that never came to be and the magical black goo that Christopher Johnson needs to save his people and reverse your altered DNA.

Join me for episode 29 of Shapes and Shadows where I discuss Ninja III-The Domination. I rant incoherently about ninjas, nonsense, aerobics, smoke bombs, small tits and my love for them and all kinds of Asian stereotypes that the 80s seemed to love.

Join me for another episode as we talk about 2013's Under the Skin. An interesting and divisive movie to a lot of people. Its arthouse film making at its best. We get weird visuals, little dialogue and me talking a bunch of nonsense about such a film. Its A24, so bring your brain to the party and be prepared to think!