Shake & Bake

Just when you thought you could escape the "That's my stuff, give it back meme", we strike again Join us for 1993's classic "Leprechaun". Just because you get a pot of gold from a Leprechaun, doesn't mean they won't hunt you down to take back what is rightfully theirs! This was Jennifer Aniston's breakout movie role, and boy was that a choice! Kelly and Lexa...

Ham-fisted Global Warming messages? In MY bird-centric horror films? In a last minute Hail Mary, Kelly and Mike willingly sat through a second screening of Birdemic so Lexa could know how to make 90 minutes feel like an eternity. Follow Rod, the SLR PNLS Top Salesman and Natalie, the Victoria's Secret "Cover Model" fall in love and go on several dates. Admire the many mentions of Yok...

TW: if you don't want your life ruined by learning the definition of felching, avoid this timestamp: 12:15-14:14 Well we'll be hornswaggled! The Circus is in town! Or maybe it's just the clowns from the 2016 Clown Attacks. Remember that? Remember the clowns? Are we as a nation just pretending that didn't happen? Anyway, join us for a lively discussion as we follow protagonists Mike...

Weeeeeeee’re back! That’s right, your favorite comedy horror stoner podcast is re-emerging! We are starting season 2 with the most anticipated horror video game adaptation to date (maybe): Five Nights at Freddy’s! Join us for the thrilling tale of a man who sleeps at work! Yes you read that right! He’ll bravely sleep at work for all five nights. A man not afraid to bring his emotional support post...

Leftovers are the best part of Thanksgiving! Join us for stories about the funniest, saddest joke Mike has ever cracked, unhinged parents, and a potential overlap in Mike and Lexa's stories?! We also discuss Kelly and Lexa's drunken shopping antics, Lexa's initial fear of Mike, and we give everyone free Sex Ed :) Also, find out what goes on in our ~mysterious~ group chat Superstore, &q...

Gobble, gobble motherf***ers! On this blessed Thanksgiving day, we bring you "Thankskilling"! A truly wild story fitting of our show's brand. A demonic turkey is back after a 505 year rest and is ready for bloodshed! Join an unusual band of friends (?) as they try to defeat the turkey and get over deaths unusually fast. There is unprovoked eroticism, boobs, and extra small gravy flav...

It's our very first Dollar Tree movie! Kelly's inspiration to start the show: The Bad Nun. No, not The Nun, The Bad Nun. (though honestly The Nun wasn't very good either.) Join us for yet another movie that infuriates Mike, Lexa's preferred use of time while we watched this movie, and Kelly realizing this is her "Chillerama" moment...though at least something happened in...

Time to embark on the squishiest road trip ever! Join the recent "high school" grads on their summer getaway to protagonist(?) Drew's truly awful cabin. There's sex, sex....and more sex. It's the perfect movie to watch with your buddies! What do you mean watching sex scenes with your friends is not a comfortable experience?! Lexa enjoys the "lore", Mike learns more...

More bonus content! A few of our tangents that didn't need to be in the episode: Kelly's unhinged push-up story, Mike's pitch for the podcast that never (thankfully) came to fruition, Lexa's extracurricular interests, and The Worst Idea of all Time! The Worst Idea of All Time: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kFoLE4N4tfKbhbA8h1vCl

We continue our discussion of Jennifer's Body. There's a big dance coming up, so we're gonna need some orchid corsages. Jennifer's body count is piling up -- but thankfully, Needy is able to do some research the only High School library in the country with an "Occult" section". Join us for the thrilling conclusion! ...You're still there right? You haven't lef...

According to Low Shoulder's MySpace page, they are playing a gig in Devil's Kettle! You guessed it, today we discuss Jennifer's Body, a movie that is already oh-so dated for the wrong reasons. It came out in 2009...yeah, think about it. Lexa has a touch of the gay, Kelly simps for her own husband (and Fall Out Boy), and Mike assures us that Megan Fox's performance as Jennifer far e...

Time for another Nic Cage Vampire movie! Hide your ant farms, because we're diving into "Renfield", a look into the life of Dracula's servant. There's fake blood, awesome fight scenes, drugs, and a cop-drama for some reason. Don your cutest sweater, grab your book of affirmations, and join us as we simp for Nicholas Hoult and discuss plans for our funerals. In all seriousness...

Oh hiiiii listeners! Welcome to our very first one-hitter, where we take a break from spooky movies and explore the broad world of bad cinema. We watched “The Room”. Mike ruined Lexa’s immersion and accidentally discovers what's going on with the men of the internet Get ready for more sex scenes than you previously thought there were, lazy acting, and more! Oh and our PSA: Please wash your ass...

Those are sure some sweeping views of New York! This must be the MGM classic, Vampire's Kiss. After surviving "mortal combat" (or should we say Kombat) with a bat, Peter Lowe slowly descends into vampiric madness...for some reason. There are therapy sessions, fleeting accents of indeterminate origin, and the alphabet. This movie is also the origin of the "YOU DON'T SAY"...

A new episode, just for you! Wasn't that good of us? Summer can't be over yet, we haven't gone to camp! Get your doctor's note and pack a bag of chips so you can join us at Camp Arawak! Be sure to also pack your crop tops and short shorts (It's the style, after all). Don't worry about the deaths, in fact, don't mention them at all. It's perfectly safe here at Camp!...

Too good not to share, but too irrelevant to keep in the episode. We discuss the origins of "I'm ready to fuck!", Japanese toilets, and whether or not Mike is the true author of the infamous "Poop Knife" Reddit story. Please support us so we can afford Pepto-Bismol <3  The Poop Knife: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/

We know what our show has been missing. The ambient sound of a dryer! Not to fret, we got it ;) Apologies if your name is Millard Findlemeyer! Join our discussion of Quigley, Biblically accurate Furbies, a Home Alone reboot starring Gary Busey, our non-existant Patreon, and the YouTube videos we watched after this recording. Oh and maybe some talk of Gingerdead Man. Kelly and Lexa have thoughts ab...

One episode couldn't contain all of Chillerama! Don't eat the blue popcorn, but do listen to our continued discussion of the movies shown at America's last drive-in! Perhaps there was a reason these had never been screened before... Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: Shakeandbakepod@gmail.com Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter)...

Welcome to America's last Drive-in, brought to you by Jim Dandie's Old No. 2, Blump's International Pictures, and the bluest boy butter you've ever seen! On this episode, Kelly has thoughts about women who breast boobily, Michael narrowly avoids cancellation, and Lexa brings dishonor on her family (again). We brought Kaiju Monsters! Were-Bears! Anne Frank's Monster! So drive in...

Wait, we're still in Nilbog?! A ghostly grandpa, accusations of smoking dope, and explicit scenes involving popcorn - the most erotic of all foods - await! Put down the Nilbog milk of questionable origin and don't eat the cake! To boot - We are now available on Apple, Overcast, and Pocketcast! Please check out an interview with George Hardy (Michael Waits) with our friends from The Horror...

Join us on a vacation to scenic Nilbog! We got ghosts, we got iron to pump, and we got green goo APLENTY! We had a lot of fun with this one- so much so, we had to split it into two parts. Please join us next week for pt 2! Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: Shakeandbakepod@gmail.com Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor...

This was a use of our time! Join us as we trudge through the very dated stupid tomato movie (with an actual helicopter crash?!) Also, surprise! It's a musical. Yeah. That's all folks. Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: Shakeandbakepod@gmail.com Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (in...

Your uncle's mystery goo? In MY donuts?? Join us for an adventure to Dandy Donuts, a classy eating establishment. Kelly loses it over a fake cat, Mike discusses his extracurricular interests, and we learn just how much Lexa loves cannoli donuts. Slip on your sexiest robe and join us for a lively discussion. This movie features the most "parking scenes" and fart jokes to date! Our aud...

Happy 420! Welcome to Woodhaven: Home of the annual Drink n' Shoot, Liquor Donuts, and damp men. Grab yourself a Cadbury Creme egg, your copy of Boober Magazine, and listen to us discuss "Wolf Cop" (and maybe talk a little too much about Twilight) . Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) . Uploads every...

Priests! Dinosaurs! Prostitutes! Ninjas? Ninjas! Come listen to what we thought of "The VelociPastor", it will be a use of your time! Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) Uploads every other Thursday Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: Shakeandbakepod@...