Segment City

I only eat foot long sandwiches, foot long trays of food, I even make sure to lay a trail of M&Ms a foot long and then eat them like an anteater because THAT’S JUST THE GUY I AM! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the entitlement of gamers and especial video game piracy, Subways’s new collaboration with Doritos to make foot long nachos, some strange examples of the “Mandela Eff...

What was this door handle sauced up with? You will just have to listen to the episode to find out! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Switch 2, Dutch Bros’ strange new coffee flavors including a brownie batter mocha, a sour berry blast, and a pickle flavored energy drink? Also this episode, Will goes over music that is considered “The Worst” (according to Wikipedia) including “...

“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!” “Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is amazing, how Butterfingers candy technically doesn’t count as a chocolate bar because of its lacking caca...

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about. Theo also brings news of the latest Happy Meal collaboration which sounds mostly just difficult to eat. Will has a genuinely terrible Marvel tier list, and walks us through how best to quit your job. Email...

McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Co...

It’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out.  This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really can’t make this stuff up. Will brings some disgusting cautionary tales of eating bear meat, and they discuss the Pope’s claim of scrolling causing brainrot. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iT...

When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns are called, Theo goes over some fun press releases including Mark Wahlberg being a keynote speaker to...

I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose. This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spot...

Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks? This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon Cards including a thief busting through a wall to get to cards, criminals using Pokemon Cards to launder m...

If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the new horror movie “Nosferatu”, their opinions on Jury duty, Taco Bell’s new chicken nuggets with three interesting sauces, Will takes us through the 2024 crimes including...

Royalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train like a peasant, the horror, the shame! How the empire has fallen into such a state of disrepair. This week on the podcast Theo updates Will on his big pudding weekend in New York City, and they discus...

Do you ever wish you could walk away from your life and reinvent yourself? And then do it again? And maybe a third, fourth, and fifth time, all while being an absolute bastard to everyone you encounter? Well then you’ll love the story of Harry Cole and his misadventures! This week on the podcast Theo brings the completely predictable rise and fall of Hawk Coin, and how Domino’s has entered the ran...

What a culinary feast we have for you this week! How about some Salt Lake brined turkey for dinner with a side of glitter mashed potatoes? And what better to pair it with than a Pizza Hut Pizza Wine vintage circa 2024? This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the newest and weirdest Hercule Poirot movie “A Haunting in Venice” and the “Wicked” movie, Will asks “Who is it for?” about a sound pr...

Happy New Years! Hopefully 2025 will be better than 2024 and 2023 and 2022 and 2021 and it can’t be worse than 2020 and 2019… This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about strange Christmas gifts, how people deal with New Resolutions, Theo goes over his new Rules for 2025 which compounds on top of his absurd rules from previous years, upcoming Food and restaurant trends in 2025 including savo...

We don’t think we’re better than everybody, but surely we’re better than somebody… right? You listening is a passive endorsement of this claim so come right in and enjoy! This week on the podcast Theo brings news of a 93 year old Italian woman who’s still out there starting new businesses, but only specifically in Miami for some reason. He also has a report of just how many Uncrustables the NFL go...

“Blessed Pope! The children, they- they-...” “Slow down my son. They did what?” “They turn away from the lord in order to watch something called ‘Anime’! It is the devil’s work!” The Pope then subtly closes a door to his One Piece merch collection. “Ah, yes, very unholy… But if you can’t beat em, why not join them?” This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s envy of a first class pa...

Banana pudding has a special place in my heart and in my belly, and frankly I wasn’t planning on sharing any with you anyways. I made 3 big lasagna pans pull of it and that’s for me, I hope you brought your own dessert for this episode. This week on the podcast Will brings us philosophical razors, and report of cops that just want to play tag.  Theo has a story of Gordon Ramsay’s last meal on Eart...

Even though Norman Osbourn is the villain in Spiderman 1, I do find it relatable that when asked to redo his entire life work he was just like “Nah, I’m ride or die.” This week on the podcast, the boys chat about 19 Crime’s Frankenstein themed wine, the Rule 34 higher/lower game, a Japanese man who got a realistic dog suit, a scientific study that rubbed a dye used in products like Doritos to make...

Sometimes you run across a friend you didn’t know you were looking for. And sometimes the law doesn’t agree with your friendship. This week on the podcast Theo brings the results of the Chestnut vs. Kobayashi hotdog showdown, and Will has a report of cows that stand over 7 feet tall. They also discuss a Florida man’s journey to befriend an alligator with bagels, and how different presidential camp...

I hope you ghosts and ghouls have a skin crawling, bone chilling, spine tingling Halloween! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the 1995 Casper the Friendly Ghost movie, Kimberly J. Brown’s (“Marney” from HalloweenTown) collab with McAllister’s Deli, a UK man fined for dressing as a ghost and scaring people in the cemetery, the story of a masturbating ghost of a monkey that resides...

Exploded? Get it? Like a firewo- You know what guys, I’m fed up with this second rate material. Listen to this episode if you want to know about fireworks. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about backhanded compliments, how people’s quirks become their personality as they grow up, if podcasts will eventually cover every imaginable topic, Hot Pocket’s Zip-Off Sleeve Christmas Sweater press re...

Jeeves is a peculiar butler who we aren’t sure if we like having around. He makes cold sandwiches, but doesn’t do laundry. He can’t cook but will tisk children if they are misbehaving. And he’s very protective about his Sunday activities. This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the Boston “Mobsters and Lobsters” tour, and the new Ghost Burger from Carl’s Junior. Will has a news story of Al...

Toxic masculinity? Never heard of it! Especially here at Hooter’s Air where our motto is "Fly a mile high with us." (No really that was the motto. Yuck.) This week on the podcast Theo and Will talk about showing power points of vacations, the problem with reaction content creators, a recent drone display of Steve Harvey’s face in Atlanta, the arrival of “Demure Fall”, the “Uncanny Valley” makeup t...

Sometimes you type something and think, “What am I doing with my life?” Writing that episode title was one of those for me.  This week on the pod Will discusses just how historically attractive he really is, and predictably Theo is having none of it. He also brings the story of the world’s toughest gut as awarded by the Guinness Book of World Records. Theo brings news of the the haul of prizes Oly...

Do you wake in a cold sweat at night thinking that cold sweat might be another body fluid? Do you salivate at the idea of doing a poopy in the middle of the grocery store? Answer the question! If so, then you might need to sign up for Adult Daycare… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about takin’ a big ol’ bite of a sandwich, ranking what pets Theo likes and doesn’t like, British recipes that...