Really Important Thinking

Refuse. Rubbish. Waste. There are many names for one of the most incredible things human beings create. Trash is in the crosshairs this week. Take out your notepads as Tom and Griffin educate you about how trash can be better.

Have a cult? Thinking of starting one? This is the episode. you should listen to in order to make it hugely successful and to change the world. Welcome to the Family, the Army of Really Important Thinking.

Two genius podcasters finally face the ultimate question: hats, where did they go wrong? And, where can they go right?

Things used to be great. We can all agree. And in the future they will be better. But right now? Well, join Tom and Griffin as they discuss why right now sucks absolute ass and other times ripped/will rip.

Bresslin Summers himself joins us this week as we discuss the most important way to spend your time - listening to music at concerts.

The ancient art of sweating and then cooling. Yes, it can be improved upon according to our modern standards. Everything needs to be perfect and good all of the time and that includes sweating or else weak men will ruin the world. We must stop them, brothers, and the best way to do that is to listen to this podcast

Another week, another no show from Dr. Chismoore. But! Tom and Griff are joined by Lady Dr. Malcolm Baby to discuss producing a suitable heir (or heiress or heirthem) for yourself. Thank you for no reason at all to Jen Jackson whose credits include television's Miracle Workers, Animal Control, and multiple Second City writing 6 shows.

Look around you. What you are likely sitting in listening to this podcast in is what is known as a "male living space". Tom and Griff offer really important thoughts to help you optimize, maximize, and spruce up your house, apartment, car, tent, or wherever you live.

Caves, are they more than just holes in the ground? What untold secrets do they hold and how can we make them better? Join Tom and Griffin for another incredible week of hosting someone else's podcast.

Dr. Greebo Mim finally joins us to discuss his important research about the 2008 Christopher Nolan film The Dark Knight. This one goes way off the rails in a good way though.

The Winter Olympics, or as thinking men call them, "The Winter Games." Tom and Griff discuss cinema and sport in this whirlwind hour+ long episode about two guys talking.

Basically this is our Valentines Day episode. Griffin wanted to talk about prisons and filling them with our political enemies but Tom said "we see enough of that every day. So then Griffin said Hugging and Kissing and now you have to listen to it.

As Tom celebrates the fruit of his loins (fatherhood) Griffin has decided it is time to go back into the archives and show you the forbidden Fruit episode. This is from our very early days when we were still Goober Time. Forbidden because we thought maybe this episode was too odd, too rambling, too utterly deranged. But with the power of time I can now safely assure you it is a banger! An all time...

Well it finally happened. Tom had a baby and Griff tried to bring up the Nazis. Sorry we've been a bit delayed dear listener. We're simply living our lives. Is that so hard? This one is about food and the types of ways men eat it.

Yeah, we're doing content on landforms. We're pretty much the only comedy podcast devoting an hour to mountains and what is wrong with them. Name another podcast. I'll wait.

Doctors, this is your final warning. Things are about to change for you and your lot. Things are about to get a lot more normal for you bastards. Gone are the days of you lording your knowledge over the rest of society. Finally, Tom and Griff tear you a new one.

Have you heard of mazes? Well, this conversation is a verbal maze. Yeah, you'll get lost in there but you'll also find some treasures or rare items to take home and change your sad life for the better. Dr. Jo Scott takes us down the dark paths of competition this week.

Thomas Kelly is incredibly stupid. And that's something that he has been able to leverage and use to compete in the marketplace of ideas. He puts Tom and Griff through their stupid tests to see just how absolutely moronic they can be. Listen in to get the full run down of how to be a dumbass.

Music producer and engineer Ryan McFadden speaks with us at great length about creativity and what you can learn from a dying blues musician.

The gist of this one is that Meaghan basically comes in and rocks our world. She upends everything you thought you knew about knowledge and books and words too. This one is for the big brains. This one is for the truly free thinkers. Sponsored by Randallman's Sauce.

The thing is that Danny is a master of male bonding. You name a guy, Danny can get you bonded to him. You see a guy? Yeah, Danny is maybe already pals with him. In this episode we talk about just how he does that and then everything falls apart at the end because Danny got sleepy.

A major announcement and then a childless guy and a guy who is yet to have a child face off in an epic debate about how to raise children. No women. No children. Just pure guys talking.

Today the guys speak with renowned film watcher, Dr. Wyatt Fair on how to subvert and manipulate the world of foreign cinema in order to extract more value. This is a must listen for anyone who has ever not "gotten" a movie.

Back to basics. Enough of all these weird guests. Let's just get Tom and Griffin in a room and let them fix bachelor parties. Tom puts Griffin in jail at the end of this one.

Tom and Griffin speak with renowned manners, etiquette, and politeness expert Kate O'Connor about "how come people are being like that, and how can we make them be better?" Follow Kate @kates_opinion and read her beautiful newspaper The Broken Elbow https://thebrokenelbow.substack.com/