Really Important Thinking

Dastardly deeds are afoot, dear reader, gentle listener, and Citizen Soldiers! Pay close attention and you just might come away with the recipe for the perfect crime! Muahahahahahahah!

Let's face it. Fall has a masculinity problem. Trust Tom and Griffin to help you navigate your way through it fellas. Oh yea, this one is for the fellas.

Let's face it. The teeth fixing industry needs some disruption. For, from disruption, new growth. Dare I say, new teeth? Damn. That would have been a good optimization. If Tom and Griff had come up with a new type of tooth? That would have set the whole world on fire and changed things for the better. Well...listen anyways, bastardos!

Malaise. Despair. Grief. These are things that are in desperate need for optimization. At least that's what I think we talked about. Fully forgot this recording existed. Hopefully we don't say anything weird or like someone's home address. Email us if we said your home address. (Or if you would like us to)

Dr. Linda Vista joins Tom and Griffin to discuss how we can optimize the power and wisdom of the elders and the ancients. These people are OLD and they know some crap about shit, man. They frickin' do.

Something incredible has happened. Griffin had a birthday nearly a month ago. And now you get to celebrate his brith, your birth, and humanity's birth in the thinking man's way...by listening to Really Important Thinking

Gut health. Tom thinks it is about crapping and Griffin thinks it is about so much more. Come with us on this journey as we discover who is louder about this incredible topic.

Griffin was on steroids when this was recorded.

Two geniuses discuss what we can improve in the modern garden. And the answer? Is looking backwards. But also forwards as well. You see, we must learn lessons everywhere we can. Come, gentle listener, and optimize garden. It's just been so long. I'm sorry y'all. That's on me. This is Griffin. You see, I am a filmmaker and I was busy making a short film. I have three of these fuckers in the can and...

Refuse. Rubbish. Waste. There are many names for one of the most incredible things human beings create. Trash is in the crosshairs this week. Take out your notepads as Tom and Griffin educate you about how trash can be better.

Have a cult? Thinking of starting one? This is the episode. you should listen to in order to make it hugely successful and to change the world. Welcome to the Family, the Army of Really Important Thinking.

Two genius podcasters finally face the ultimate question: hats, where did they go wrong? And, where can they go right?

Things used to be great. We can all agree. And in the future they will be better. But right now? Well, join Tom and Griffin as they discuss why right now sucks absolute ass and other times ripped/will rip.

Bresslin Summers himself joins us this week as we discuss the most important way to spend your time - listening to music at concerts.

The ancient art of sweating and then cooling. Yes, it can be improved upon according to our modern standards. Everything needs to be perfect and good all of the time and that includes sweating or else weak men will ruin the world. We must stop them, brothers, and the best way to do that is to listen to this podcast

Another week, another no show from Dr. Chismoore. But! Tom and Griff are joined by Lady Dr. Malcolm Baby to discuss producing a suitable heir (or heiress or heirthem) for yourself. Thank you for no reason at all to Jen Jackson whose credits include television's Miracle Workers, Animal Control, and multiple Second City writing 6 shows.

Look around you. What you are likely sitting in listening to this podcast in is what is known as a "male living space". Tom and Griff offer really important thoughts to help you optimize, maximize, and spruce up your house, apartment, car, tent, or wherever you live.

Caves, are they more than just holes in the ground? What untold secrets do they hold and how can we make them better? Join Tom and Griffin for another incredible week of hosting someone else's podcast.

Dr. Greebo Mim finally joins us to discuss his important research about the 2008 Christopher Nolan film The Dark Knight. This one goes way off the rails in a good way though.

The Winter Olympics, or as thinking men call them, "The Winter Games." Tom and Griff discuss cinema and sport in this whirlwind hour+ long episode about two guys talking.

Basically this is our Valentines Day episode. Griffin wanted to talk about prisons and filling them with our political enemies but Tom said "we see enough of that every day. So then Griffin said Hugging and Kissing and now you have to listen to it.

As Tom celebrates the fruit of his loins (fatherhood) Griffin has decided it is time to go back into the archives and show you the forbidden Fruit episode. This is from our very early days when we were still Goober Time. Forbidden because we thought maybe this episode was too odd, too rambling, too utterly deranged. But with the power of time I can now safely assure you it is a banger! An all time...

Well it finally happened. Tom had a baby and Griff tried to bring up the Nazis. Sorry we've been a bit delayed dear listener. We're simply living our lives. Is that so hard? This one is about food and the types of ways men eat it.

Yeah, we're doing content on landforms. We're pretty much the only comedy podcast devoting an hour to mountains and what is wrong with them. Name another podcast. I'll wait.

Doctors, this is your final warning. Things are about to change for you and your lot. Things are about to get a lot more normal for you bastards. Gone are the days of you lording your knowledge over the rest of society. Finally, Tom and Griff tear you a new one.