Queer Horror High

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they kick off Black History month at THE bar and chat (or mumble) about James Bond III's under seen gem, Def by Temptation! They mull over the Temptress' long gold coke nails, big swinging d*cks, Gary Coleman, sax solo erotic blue fog dance moments, looking 10 and 46 at the same time, Cher shade, E.T.'s goth bride, and more, while touching on deeper socioec...

Come join (g)hosts (or demons?) Chris & Nickey as they hang out in the ugliest San Diego home while observing 2007's found fartage film, Paranormal Activity! Their Ouija board burns through conversations about press on nails for dolphins, flamingos in high waisted jeans, boring white people sex, a demon in the shower, Tremors doing double axels, Katie's hot girl Summer, cake farts and more bef...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in... some European(?) country as they take a tour of Mel Stuart's more-horror-than-you-thought 1971 film, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory! Stops include bloody diarrhea looking chocolate, the creepy candy man, Charlie's lack of teeth, Mr. Nazi Scarface, grifting Grandpa Joe, Veruca's room of Prussian women, Willy Wonka the child murderer a...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at Camp Crystal Lake as they verbally pick off the cast of Sean S. Cunningham's (whom we never mention once... oops) trope-forming slasher classic, Friday the 13th! They talk around the fire (while someone plays acoustic guitar) about vacation Bible school, Alice's son-from-Liar Liar haircut, Marcie's stupid f*cking dream, Anne from Guess Who, Brenda's Edith B...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Woodsboro, California as they disembowel Wes Craven's 1996 meta slasher classic, Scream! They slice and dice their way through a variety of subjects, including Jiffy Pop's debt to Scream, Ghostface's sparkly gown, Sidney's Florida Evans muumuu, the slut shaming of Maureen Prescott, Ricki Lake, stabby gay fun times, Gale's blinding fruit colored suits, and l...

Come build a snowman with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in... Snowmanton, Wherever-the-f*ck, as they trudge through the white ass mess that is the 1997 straight-to-video product, Jack Frost! The (g)hosts are higher than ever as they skate around absolutely chilling topics such as red headed step children, big t*tty snow b*tch sculptures, Shannon Elizabeth's crazy resume, sh*tty oatmeal logs, baptisms by...

Come take a road trip to Texas with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they sift through the filth of Tobe Hooper's 1974 horror masterpiece, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Destinations include buttfucking Humpty Dumpty corpse piles, bitch James Franco, wanting to be held by Leatherface, Pam chillin' in the meat freezer, Franklin's possum eater accent, Putty Patrol grandpa, Alvin Ailey dance montages and...

Come cast a spell with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they head back to high school (emphasis on high) to ramble on about the absolutely witchening 1996 film, The Craft! They bubble up discussions of self-gaslighting goths, Bonnie's giant hideous coat, the shadiness of Charmed, racist Marcia Brady, a bunch of Robert de Niros on the beach, In-N-Out fries, Nancy as Tim Burton and more before answeri...

(G)hosts Chris & Nickey cordially invite you to the Hollywood Hills for the roast of the characters in Karyn Kusama's 2015 film, The Invitation. They roast people named Eden, white people chanting on rocks by waterfalls, pantsless bitches in hallways, Pure Moods, toxic positivity, and more before rounding out the program with praise for the supportive, but not supported black women in this wor...

Come listen to (g)hosts Chris & Nickey ramble about Britney Spears, some murderer, and Lake Ronkonkoma until the horses come drown themselves before diving deep into the well of Gore Verbinski's, The Ring (skip ahead to 37:19 to get right to us talking about the movie)! They circle a slew of topics, including eighth grade movie dates, pissy blue green filters, Rachel acting like Nancy Grace, R...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they dodge lasers from "unpleasantly ethnic" Alpha 5 robots while treading through the 1986 camp classic, Chopping Mall! They cover horny mall parties, blonde clown perms, strolling high through IKEA, nipping at cervixes, trauma dick and more before getting to the film's wonderfully explosive finale. Follow Queer Horror High on Instagram and Twitter @queerh...

Come toy around with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Reagan era Chicago as they delve into the ridiculousness of Tom Holland's 1988 iconic film, Child's Play! Topics include Brad Dourif's drag, latchkey kids, escargot teeth, white ginger Gloria Estefan, Chucky's laid hair, 26-year-old European lesbians and much more! Auday duay dumbalar! Give me the power, I beg of you! Follow Queer Horror High on...

Join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey while they visit incestuous chin sucker, Aunt Cheryl’s house to discuss the formative 1981 queer horror gem, Night Warning AKA Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker! They talk about blood covered titties, Bargin' Marge, the many faces (and wigs) of Susan Tyrrell, pickled heads, motorboating dead bodies, nephew-son-boyfriends and more! Follow Queer Horror High on Instagra...

Come get witchy with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they conjure up some coven-versation around pentagram rugs, forms of feminism, the duality of yellow, witch snitches, astrology, and pussy water while they toil in the technicolor cauldron of Anna Biller's 2016 dreamy delight, The Love Witch! Follow Queer Horror High on Instagram and Twitter @queerhorrorhigh.

Come to North Carolina(?) with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey, where Nickey calls everyone a bitch or a ho as they cover topics ranging from Julie's butter churning skirt to the Ryan Phillippe of it all, from the greatest chase scene in Horror history to efFISHent killers, and even Devon Sawa, all while discussing Jim Gillespie's 1997 slasher, I Know What You Did Last Summer! Follow Queer Horror High on...

In their crunchy inaugural episode (listen at your own risk), (g)hosts Chris & Nickey head to the middle of Jabib to dissect Ti West's 2009 film, The House of the Devil, as well as discuss '80s throwbacks, mutilating pizza, Chris sitting on Tom Noonan's lap, and more! Follow Queer Horror High on Instagram @queerhorrorhigh.