Queer Horror High

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in some town where all the adults suck at their jobs as they finally frolic, very highly, through the plot holes of John Lafia's 1990 silly Slasher sequel, Child's Play 2! They stab their way through a range of goofy topics including mice-eater teeth, Joanne's vaguely British accent, Cassie, The Simpson's ghastly foyer, egg salad, Beth Grant, C...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in New York's Skid Row to NOT sing along to Frank Oz's 1986 Horror comedy musical, Little Shop of Horrors for their short and sweet 2023 4/20 episode! They celebrate the meanest and greenest of holidays by toking to topiary-y topics like The Skid Row Dreamgirls, $1.50 Canal Street Qi Paos, Audrey II's kissy noises, MLMs, roadkill mouth, Audrey sing...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at the nondescript Windsor College to study Wes Craven's 1997 meta slasher sequel, Scream 2! The (g)hosts cut (some Greek letters) into some hazy topics including ugly brown leather jackets, blaming violence on the movies, Crazytown, Gale's January 6th vibes, chunky buttoned phone ASMR, low key super gay crucifixion, Debbie Salt's makeover, and muc...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at some nice ass estate in a storm without Wi-Fi (gasp!) as they're triggered by Halina Reijn's 2022 satirical, Horror comedy, Bodies Bodies Bodies! The (g)hosts get into the nitty gritty of some toxic topics, including coochie grabbing in the woods, the right way to eat zucchini, white girls stealing from Forever 21, gaslighting, Goop, rejecting other...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Harlem, New Yawk (where Nickey echoes and Chris can't pronounce "Quiles") to confront Ernest Dickerson's 1992 Horror-adjacent, hood classic, Juice! They sink their gold tooth into JUICY topics, including Traffic Cone, a mouthful of iPads, not saying R.I.P. to Chris Benoit, the failed ho-into-nurse pipeline, Rae Dawn Chong, black masculinit...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Agua Dulce, California as they expect the unexpectable while exploring Jordan Peele's 2022 Western, Sci-Fi Horror film, Nope! They get devoured by a slew of topics including Keke mother f*cking Palmer, the legacy of Chris Kattan, tomboy lesbian chic, Ancient Aliens, gay Ted Nugent, p*ssy art, the right way to say "Bey," and much more! Follow Q...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in '90s LA to discuss the real life horrors in F. Gary Gray's 1996 hood classic, Set It Off! The (g)hosts shoot the shit on some rousing topics including pigeon nuggets, The Double Tree, Jada's Baltimore accent, Ursula the mute, Cleo's car-jacking service, Titi's sad little b*tch energy, Asian fusion soft fabric fashion and MUCH more, 'cause we got a LOT to sa...

Join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in the Bay Area for a junior HIGH school reunion as they celebrate Valentine's Day AKA Violent Crimes Day by experiencing the 2001 barely-sensical camp-fest, Valentine! Gather around a box of chocolates with LIVE MAGGOTS SOMEHOW BAKED INTO THEM as the (g)hosts reminisce about the Denise Richards of it all, Buffy's scraps, Dorothy looking like Brett Butler, men's ne...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Richard Gere's ass (DO ask) as they return from Winter break to cover their first animated film, Henry Selick's 2009 stop-motion fantasy, Coraline! They crawl through a slew of topics, including 2000s goth Cat Stevens music, little b*tch Dakota Fanning, white women in neck braces, the blurple rectum, Meryl Streep with cirrhosis, Keith David kitty, Spider-Ka...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at this dumbass AirBnb in Detroit as they descend into the abyss of Zach Cregger's 2022 Horror hit, Barbarian! The (g)hosts cozy up on a piss stained mattress to discuss many hairy (nippled) topics, including toxic nice white guy bullsh*t, butthole eyes, hot farts, the cast of That '70s Show, 6000ft. measuring tape, swinging cave dweller t*tties, inbred daught...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at these six units of the Shadow Woods Apartments as they carve open the ‘80s "Thanksgiving" slasher, Blood Rage! They gobble up conversation surrounding vaguely festive topics such as getting finger popped in front of your kids, Terry's Chuck Norris meets Angela Lansbury hairdo, f*cking for rent, Maddy's t*tties being all out in front of the turkey, Herbal "E...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at the Firefly house to revel in the grime of Rob Zombie's 2003 exploitation film and one of the Nickey's (former?) favorites, House of 1000 Corpses! Get cozy with your favorite cereal in a dog bowl as they prattle on, while monstrously stoned, about White Zombie music video B-roll, Sheryl Pigeon, Baby giggling like JonBenét Ramsey, Jennifer Coolidge on meth, Otis...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Haddonfield, "Illinois" as they carve their way through John Carpenter's seminal '70s slasher, Halloween! They totally talk about utterly fantastic topics including Fashion Bug, smart ass Annie, Laurie hitting the joint like she's kissing a hamster, trigger happy Dr. Loomis, Michael being Houdini, Nickey's hatred of Kyle Richards, Michael's moist mask and m...

Join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at Tower Bay to get hooked into the fun of the 1998 sequel that nobody asked for but BRANDYed itself into our hearts anyways, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer! The (g)hosts get jiggy wit some stormy topics including Julie having the personality of a dying house plant, Jack Black with dreads, vacation braids, the killer's racist agenda, Estes rising like Jesus,...

Welcome back (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they return for Season 2 of Queer Horror High by covering Rob Reiner's 1990 film adaption of Stephen King's, Misery! The (g)hosts are higher than ever and hobble through this episode while (sledge)hammering topics such as Chris & Nickey both having an ex that looks like Kathy Bates, Overconfident White Man Syndrome, Annie's butt cut, poop on poop on...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey (and the whistling Las Vegas wind) at "Camp Blood" for a surprise Friday the 13th episode on Steve Miner's 1981 sequel and Jason Voorhees' murderous debut, Friday the 13th Part 2! They gather around the fire... again, with their ugliest scary old man mask and hash out the CAMPY details of Ellen Degeneres cosplaying Gumby, KISS trauma art, bumpin' cat besties,...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they get the highest they've ever been on this show to endure Charles Band's 2006 stoner disaster, Evil Bong for their ever so fitting, Season 1 Finale 420 Mega Stoney SpecTOKEular! Their nonsensical banter engulfs hot topics (lol) such as Brandy the Grim Reaper, white boy Reggae, the fact that the evil bong is a hookah, Party City ghoul t*tties, jerking of...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in the crash box of a muscle car (or don't) as they skid around all of the problematic and entertaining elements of Quentin Tarantino's 2007 grindhouse homage, Death Proof! They drive through a slew of controversial topics such as Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, Arlene's New Yawk accent, desgusteng shots of Chartreuse, scissoring with a car, not NOT Erika Chr...

Come take a broom ride with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey to 1630s New England to grind up babies and float nekkid while getting caught in the magic of Robert Egger's 2015 film, The Witch! Tales of the witching hour include wrinkly witch booties, shrill British children, selling your daughter like she's a bundle of corn, nip trauma, Black Phillip's fabulous boots, the witch version of "This is How W...

Come take a trip to Devil's Kettle with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they sink their teeth into Karyn Kusama's 2009 modern camp classic, Jennifer's Body! They hover around topics such as Tony Little and the Gazelle, the hell of being a teenage girl, traveling t*tties, Low Shoulder's sh*tty music, Jennifer's racially charged comments, the bi representation we all needed, lesbian puns and more! Fo...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in some dump of an apartment as they spill loads of piping hot Christiani-tea on Rose Glass' powerful and disturbing debut feature, Saint Maud! Today's hymns of praise encompass Maud's bolognese, savior complexes, praying sarcastically, beetle god, young b*tches with old b*tch names, makeshift monk robes, the always reliable under-the-mat-key and much more bef...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at Valerie's house as they spy on the girls across the street during the TITular slumber party while watching Amy Holden Jones' 1982 slasher, The Slumber Party Massacre! The (g)hosts grab a slice (off a dead body) and totally dish on Mr. Cheeks, the elusive phone woman, lesbian overtones, sharing soap, the female gaze, bad b*tch Jackie, levels of Kool-Aid and more...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey somewhere far away from The Armitage's house while they spill the tea on Jordan Peele's 2017 Best Picture nominee, Get Out! They sink into a ton of topics, including nut water, Georgina the Stepford Maid, Rose the cactus, 1930s carnies, The Steve Jobs of racist eugenics, Bing, manipulative white girl sh*t and much more before finally answering some more listener q...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they get a BONEr for Ernest Dickerson's 2001 Snoop Dogg starring cult Blassic, Bones! The tarot cards reveal musings on topics such as Mortimer from The Sims, Snoop Ratty Rat, The Italian Count, Black curiosity, Pam Grier (and her titties), orzo maggots, and more! The (g)hosts also open the episode with a brief discussion on the harrowing, gut punch of a fi...

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at Simms Funeral Home as they pay their respects to Rusty Cundieff's cult Blassic, Tales from the Hood! Highlights of the eulogy include Zombie Luther King, buff lizard monsters, Chris not knowing the difference between a mouse and a bird, Duke's Hulk Hogan Pat Sajak hair, the first black farmer, racist Lisa Frank body art, Harlem Shaking in hell, and much mor...