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MJ reminisces about the time when she thought her son had been kidnapped while playing outside. She shares her apprehension about letting her son play outside, describes the layout of her neighborhood, and recounts the panic she felt when her son's bike was found abandoned at a stop sign. Quotes: • "I thought you were kidnapped, and you left your bike here." • "After that incident, somebody got a...

MJ shares a hilarious story about how she didn't know that constables could give out tickets and thought they were "fake cops." MJ shares her initial disbelief and attempts to argue her way out of the ticket, only to realize that she had unknowingly pleaded guilty in court. Quotes: • "I thought constables were the people at the jails or down at the courthouse, and they're kind of like glorified po...

MJ shares a hilarious story about her 40th birthday and her husband's terrible gift-giving skills. She explains that she is not an outdoor person and prefers indoor activities. Despite this, her husband surprises her with a beach cruiser bike as a birthday gift. MJ is shocked and disappointed, as she has no interest in riding a bike. She recounts the story in a humorous and entertaining way, highl...

MJ reflects on her time as a substitute teacher and expresses her admiration for educators. She shares a particular story about teaching at a school for troubled students and the chaotic situations she encountered. Despite the difficulties, she perseveres and continues to work as a substitute teacher. ​ Quotes: "You have to have some home training and the parents have to raise the children, not th...

MJ shares two stories from her time as a substitute teacher. In the first story, she talks about a third-grade class where all the students constantly needed to go to the bathroom. In the second story, MJ recounts her experience with a high school student who would always sleep in her class. When she woke him up, he would get angry and threaten her. Find out what happens when MJ stood up to him. Q...

MJ shares a humorous story about her fear of mice and rats and her attempt to overcome it by getting a cat named Jazz. She recounts her childhood fear of rodents and her decision to get a cat to deal with a potential rat problem in her new house. However, Jazz turns out to be a unique and challenging pet, with kidney issues and a reluctance to go outside. Follow MJ's relationship with Jazz as she...

MJ shares her experience as a substitute teacher and how it changed her perspective on working with children. Initially hesitant about being a teacher, she took on the role and found herself in a special needs classroom. MJ formed a special connection with a nonverbal student and discovered a passion for working with special needs children. Her time as a substitute teacher sparked a desire to purs...

MJ shares a humorous story about a time when her kitchen caught fire while she was cooking bacon in the oven. She recounts how her son, who was playing dress-up at the time, tried to help put out the fire with a costume prop. MJ and her husband eventually managed to extinguish the fire and called the fire department to ensure everything was safe. Despite the incident, MJ still cooks her bacon in t...

MJ shares a hilarious story about her son's swimming lessons and his unexpected ability to swim. Despite failing his swim lessons twice, her son insists that he can swim. MJ is skeptical but eventually witnesses her son confidently swimming while at a summer party. She is amazed by his skills and realizes that she should have believed him all along. Quotes: • "I told you I could swim!" - MJ's son...

MJ shares a story about her husband, who works as a freight train engineer, and is experiencing severe illness at home. Initially thinking it was food poisoning, MJ tries to help him but hesitates to call an ambulance due to the cost. However, when her husband insists, she panics and calls 911. Paramedics arrive and provide medical assistance. Tune-in to hear what happens next! Quotes: "I'm not ca...

MJ shares a hilarious and eventful story about how she convinced her husband to take her to an acupuncturist to get her ears stapled, hoping it would help her lose weight before her 40th birthday. However, shortly after getting the staples, she experiences severe indigestion and gas, which leads her to urgent care and eventually the emergency room. Despite the unexpected turn of events, MJ maintai...