Pretend We're on the Phone

I Look Like a y2k Mother 18.10.2024 27:17 ↓

Just another yapping session. Y'all may not be getting paid but just send me an invoice. You are my therapist at this point.

Divorced at 24, is love worth it? 26.09.2024 1:14:48 ↓

I get to interview my dear friend Mayra! Check out the video on YouTube, because I did her makeup in it, and shes so cute! Sorry I don't have great audio here, I only have one microphone.

I'm in love. But I'm not. But lowkey what if? 12.09.2024 1:08:18 ↓

yapping while I do my nails.

we're so back 01.09.2024 30:29 ↓

no notes

my microphone died in the middle of this 17.05.2024 1:01:11 ↓

I'm sorry y'all this was so unprofessional

everything goes my way 07.05.2024 43:31 ↓

just yapping again. why do I need to add episode notes

addicted to pizza rolls and a redbull 04.04.2024 51:50 ↓

i just have to fill this out.

He canceled the Date 22.03.2024 54:45 ↓

Man let's see if I'm crying by the end of this

Pretend is on YouTube! 26.02.2024 35:11 ↓

Yeah, I did the damn thing. Go check it out, I have a totally sexy face.

I have friends! Ft. Neya (a friend) ignore all the sexual tension 12.02.2024 1:20:44 ↓

Man we just be talking

I have the worst head cold 30.01.2024 53:38 ↓

I'm sorry I keep sniffling my nose. I just really want someone to wipe it for me.

Happiness Challenge 17.01.2024 39:54 ↓

A forceful good mood

Nothings New 05.01.2024 44:57 ↓

I don't think I can keep watching shameless. It bums me out too much

I'm finally happy! I'm gonna hold on to this 05.12.2023 33:00 ↓

what can I say? I cracked the code

These are our Sisters. These are our Brothers. 05.12.2023 28:37 ↓

from the river to the sea https://www.aljazeera.com/news/longform/2023/11/1/know-their-names-palestinians-killed-in-israeli-attacks-on-gaza

I don't know how to breath 02.10.2023 29:25 ↓

I totally cut myself off at the end. Oops, you can find my instagram probably. It's really not that deep

I forgot I had a podcast. 28.09.2023 37:17 ↓

And clearly I must've thrown my microphone into the ocean before recording this. Should I consider this a new season? IDK Also, I talk about recording the video but I ain't gonna post that. My thong is riding up.

i've seen one too many core-core videos 20.02.2023 39:25 ↓

Maaaan..... Ya'll seen puss n boots? It was so good!

Two Weeks. Not the fka Twigs song. 30.01.2023 36:22 ↓

I quit my job.

I Can Change! I Swear I Will 23.01.2023 28:14 ↓

New year, new me. Right?

5.) Men Just Wanna Have Sex With Me 07.11.2022 28:13 ↓

I'm just so desirable.

4.)The System is Rigged 31.10.2022 30:38 ↓

and Other Things College Kids Complain About

3.) i totally forgot to read the poem 24.10.2022 28:01 ↓

I had to re-record this episode. I'm almost taking this bs seriously.

2.) I'm a New Woman and I have a Crush 17.10.2022 29:10 ↓

Did you read the title? The audio is especially awful in this one. Sorry. :(

1.) Don't Take This Seriously 13.10.2022 19:52 ↓

I have all this free time. Talking to y'all is what I've decided to do with it.