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Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form

This week we’re breaking down the art of saying no—whether it’s rejecting weak bar energy or canceling plans that don’t spark joy. We’ll cover why being selective makes you more attractive, how to be magnetic without trying, and the difference between a powerful boundary and emotional avoidance.

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form.

There’s no universal relationship timeline — but there is a point where you’re no longer “going with the flow,” you’re just being strung along. This week, we map out every major milestone: exclusivity, moving in, engagement, marriage, and kids — plus the red flags that mean you’re wasting your time. If you’re wondering whether your relationship is building a future or just buying time… buckle up.

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form.

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form. 

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form. 

Are we actually cursed… or just walking disasters in heels? This week we’re breaking down the chaos — from wrong texts and public wipeouts to dates that felt like Mercury retrograde personally targeted us. We debate whether it’s bad luck or just bad coordination, and put our messiest moments through the ultimate Spin Zone to prove every curse (and clumsy stumble) can be flipped into a win.

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form. 

This week, we're handing the steering wheel of our love lives over to the Universe. From horoscopes that may or may not be dragging us, to tarot card readings that hit a little too close to home, we're asking the stars to do what our guts have clearly failed at. Will the fall forecast bring soulmates, red flags, or just another delulu detour? Tune in as we let fate call the shots. 

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form. 

They say you don’t really know someone until you travel with them - and wow, do men prove that right. From raw dogging the plan to chaotic itineraries, we’re spilling the good, the bad and the green flags of hitting the road with a guy. Buckle up, it’s a trip.

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form. 

Welcome to the Cuffie’s: Summer Edition - where summer flings, back texts and rebound kings get the rewards they deserve.

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged and basically the group chat in podcast form.

The weather’s cooling, and the panic to find a fall boyfriend is officially here. This week we’re unpacking why the end-of-summer spiral hits so hard - busier dating apps, cuffing season pressure, and whether we’re lowering our standards just to avoid doing cozy season solo. Boyfriend applications are now open.

Body Counts: the question nobody needs an answer to, but everybody still asks. We're calling out the double standards, laughing at the lies, and asking - does the number even matter, or is it all just messy math? 

Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we're spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, sometimes questionable decisions in between. Weekly receipts is unfiltered, unhinged, and basically the group chat in podcast form. 

This one is for the best friends who never fumbled us - who cheered when we blocked him, helped write the break up text and still showed up to the function with a bottle and an alibi. She’s the true soulmate. 

We always thought we’d end up courtside in couture - instead, we’re on a folding chair next to a cooler, watching our man fumble in a flag football game. This week, we draft our dream sports team to WAG for… and spiral about why we’re still cheering on dudes who can’t commit to a fantasy league, let alone us.

From phone flips to secret DMs, we're diving into the wild world of cheater-catching because your gut feeling deserves a mic. 

It’s end of July and the vibes are… confusing. We’re over the apps, exhausted by small talk, and wondering if dating is just a very expensive prank. This week, we’re talking burnout, bad returns on investments, and why “just put yourself out there” is starting to feel like a threat. No situationships, no clarity, just two hot girls spiraling (but make it productive).

One minute we are cool, calm and unbothered… and next we are deep in a spiral over punctuation choices. In this self-drag special, we’re unpacking the chaos we cause - from ignoring our own advice to giving second changes we swore we wouldn’t. We’re exposing our cringiest date moments, the people still lingering in our heads rent-free, and the patterns we can’t seem to quit (no matter how many bre...

You ever get the ick so bad your body physically recoiled? Same. This week we are diving into the weird, petty, and painfully specific moments that took us from obsessed to repulsed - like pulling out a flashlight during sex. These are the little ticks he didn’t think twice about, but we knew we’d never cum again.