Pilgrim's Progress Reloaded

Huge Announcement 25.03.2024 2:11 ↓

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Chapter 25 GLaDOS' First Serenade...but Unironically (The Last Chapter) 27.02.2023 14:10 ↓

Send us Fan Mail The story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt. Buy the book here

Chapter 24 The Last Wrath of Akane Tsunemori 13.02.2023 28:30 ↓

Send us Fan Mail The gratuitously action packed climax Buy the book here

Chapter 23 The Blood of Quincy Morris 27.01.2023 37:21 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Two competing Evangelisms try to get Christian to join their military bases. Buy the book here

Chapter 22 Musashi's Nail 14.01.2023 27:07 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me. Buy the book here

Chapter 21 The Kiss of C. C. 30.12.2022 28:43 ↓

Send us Fan Mail The Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love. Buy the book here

Christmas Special 19.12.2022 5:06 ↓

Send us Fan Mail I'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.

Chapter 20 Anodos' Library 15.12.2022 16:54 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions. Buy the book here

Chapter 19 What the Girl in the Yellow Cardigan Said 01.12.2022 20:52 ↓

Send us Fan Mail The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn. Buy the book here

Chapter 18 Railgun's Crusade 17.11.2022 27:36 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters. Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy. Buy the book here

Chapter 17 The Three Cowardly Lions 02.11.2022 44:38 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance. Buy the book here

Chapter 16 Ecclesiastic Boogaloo 22.10.2022 20:08 ↓

Send us Fan Mail The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode. Buy the book here

Chapter 15 Matt Hooper's Folly 18.10.2022 16:21 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages. Buy the book here

Chapter 14 Merry St. Bartholemew's Eve Mr. Pincher 08.10.2022 28:09 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master. Buy the book here

Chapter 13 Calvin Ball 01.10.2022 31:26 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Truth participates in a theological sports competition. Buy the book here

Chapter 12 Zuko's Quest 20.09.2022 21:39 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Love tries to stop a theological gang war. Buy the book here

Chapter 11 The Mystery Box 10.09.2022 30:25 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Truth gets mad at a Platypus. Buy the book here

Chapter 10 Erech 03.09.2022 28:23 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight. Buy the book here

Chapter 9 Jaune Arc's Folly 26.08.2022 28:46 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech. Buy the book here

Chapter 8 Hacking into the Gate 18.08.2022 37:52 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters. Buy the book here

Chapter 7 Van's Nemesis 11.08.2022 22:58 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Truth sues someone for copyright infringement. Buy the book here

Chapter 6 The Knight of the Blood Oath 04.08.2022 26:21 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Truth's date goes about how you would expect. Buy the book here

Chapter 5 Goku's Folly 28.07.2022 42:31 ↓

Send us Fan Mail The story turns into a horror movie for some reason. Buy the book here

Chapter 4 Ruins of Academy City 21.07.2022 34:09 ↓

Send us Fan Mail Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it. Buy the book here

Chapter 3 Nakama is Magic 14.07.2022 28:36 ↓

Send us Fan Mail The objectively best character in the book is introduced. Buy the book here