Pez Dispenses

I'm not ready to deal with the reality that over half the American voters decided that it would be ok to have a convicted felon, sexual assaulter, bigot, racist in charge of the nuclear codes. This is the darkest timeline. #ugh

Be like Indiana Jones! Stressing the 2024 presidential election as per usual. Rooting for Harris, scratching our heads about support for the other guy. #trumpisadanger #toooldforpresident #cultmentality #harrisforall

Pez and Michi discuss the vice presidential debate, hurricanes, and movies. #thesubstance #movies #waltz #2024

Pez and Michi return after a few months to talk about Trump and his new opponent, the new hope for all! Kamala Harris debated Trump in a long awaited beat down.

Make a game out of the first of the second time these old-timers “battle it out.” The end of democracy is definitely no laughing matter, but let’s try it anyway.

*it should rhyme since they’re both monsters.

Recorded on “Danksgiving,” Pez basically does a commercial for They Might be Giants before discussing Quiet on the Set. (Nickelodeon documentary series about child actors and alleged abuses.)

Michi talks briefly about her trip to Costa Rica and Pez plans talks about talking without his cohost. We also mention a pig.

Mr Pez goes to Vegas! And something about boogers.

Belated Valentine’s Day, revisiting Super Bowl and Grammys.

Do not play the drinking game where you take a shot every time we say something was cute. 106 Super Bowl commercials, and half of them were cute! Oh I want to change my answer and say that the Uber eats commercial with Friends Aniston and Shwimmer was my favorite commercial. Also want to add that while the foot washing Jesus commercials had a good message, it was a PR move by an underground far ri...

Florida fascism (Disney v Douche-antis,) Taylor Swift as a psyop

Pez and Michi discuss the documentaries Blackfish and Long Gone wild. They also comment about Lolita (Tokitae) and the Miami Seaquarium.

Pez and Michi find Cosmo Questions

14th Amendment and Golden Globes

Stealing jokes, guns and Mormons

As we enter a New Year, we reflect on the biggest frustration of 2023. Mainly complaining about a former president. This isn’t how I wanted to introduce ourselves, but in Florida there’s a lot of rage; road and otherwise. We were also unprepared and hungover. Keep listening, it gets better!