Personality Hires

Jackson fries his brain on his bachelor trip, Mikey ruins Halloween. The fellas figure out the best ways to keep your bread buttered.

Jackson gets an emergency surgery, Mikey performs his own procedure. Jackson values his cats more than an El Paso custodian. Nonsense.

Mikey gets burgled, Jackson gets drunk. Blind ranking, humiliation, and bad guesses ensue. 

Mikey gets brutally attacked online. Jackson learns about Latinos. The fellas have their first big Fermi fight.

Chase details some harrowing experiences while hiking the Appalachian Trail. Jackson and Mikey interrogate. Link to Chase's AT blog - https://www.polarsteps.com/cwtwelve/25291891-appalachian-trail  

Jackson shaves his mustache, Rebecca has a big decision to make, and Mikey makes a billion dollars.

Mikey's parking garage party is crashed by a maniac. Jackson goes to Fort Worth to play video games and swindles a corporation. 

Mikey needs a wedding dance instructor. We talk life stats and help Jessica Rabbit with her new job. Legendary Fermi.gg guess.

Jackson gets greasy at DragonCon. Mikey's trash can sucks.

Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.

Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order.

The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment.

What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet. We debate what purchases are actually worth the money from YouTube Premium and therapy to travel, Pokémon collectibles, and fast-casual food before Rebecca reveals the painful truth: she accidentally paid for a forgotten subscription for TWO YEARS! Personality Hires...

Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus: a horror movie debate, and Abby's dad's increasingly wild lengths to score a tee time at one of the most exclusive golf courses on earth. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office g...

Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID? Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped his wallet across the country before two flights home. Then, Rebecca admits to the most embarrassing habit she's ever shared on the podcast. Plus, Mikey's self-driving Waymo goes completely rogue, turning a simple Uber ride into wh...

Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health? This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money by selling her Hinge love story?  Then we get into a real conversation about Ariana Grande's world tour, the discourse around her appearance, and where the line is between fan concern and parasocial overreach when a celebrity may...

This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal.  Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and...

BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much??? Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped. But first  we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her...

Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet? This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera,...

A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently than she did just a few years ago. Plus, and interesting game hosted by Mikey. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is fo...

 This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you prank people you've never met IRL?). And then absolutely roast each other's most-streamed Spotify songs.  Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss!

It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaotic move into her new apartment, play a round of Sip or Spill with a "text or delete" twist, and somehow end up talking body counts. Plus, Jackson and Mikey come clean about ditching Rebecca. And Mikey shares the tale of getting co...

The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal confidence all enter the chat. Then Mikey shares his week from hell after his girlfriend found a mysterious item in his passenger door nearly derailed his relationship and an entire dinner at his girlfriend's parents' house. The le...

After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-sitting story to date. Plus Jackson reveals a major life change before his wedding.  Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purp...