OLD CASTARDS with Smith & Jones

It's episode 32! This week, Smith and Parsons catch up on their week and discuss various topics, including the hot weather, cooking mishaps, binge-watching TV shows, and their lack of motivation for gaming and streaming. Mark hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz before they celebrate Nylon Stocking Day. They mention the popularity of nylon stockings in the past and suggest fun ways to c...

It's Episode 31, and everybody is away! Don't fear though, as we have previously unheard content for you still! Smith hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz before playing an old clip about fish fingers and custard (and Doctor Who) that he recorded with Tunny. Then, Marky and Gnarky bring you last week's CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS, which revolve around 90s Saturday night TV shows incldui...

IT'S EPISODE 30!!! In this episode, Marky and Gnarky discuss their furthest travels in each compass direction, their dream destinations, and the importance of taking breaks for mental health. They also celebrate the 30th episode of the podcast and express gratitude to the listeners and the Oldmen Army community. Marky and Gnarky address the absence of Mr. Jones and Sir Tunny, who are taking breaks...

It's episode 29! To begin, Marky and Gnarky discuss recent experiences with allergies and heat stroke, and getting hit by footballs. The conversation then shifts to their favourite subjects in school and the benefits of performing arts. They celebrate National Banana Day and share fun facts about bananas, including their radioactive properties and the various ways to enjoy them. The hosts discuss...

It's episode 28! To start, Smith and Jones discuss the Oldmen Army eSports Team, International Beaver Day and The Fish Doorbell, before the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz (which is entirely fair!). The CRAZY FACTS are about beavers - The hosts discuss famous beavers, the official symbol of Canada and the plural of moose. CRAZY NEWS features a rat lurking in the toilet and the return of Baba...

It's episode 27! Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss their Easter Sunday activities, attending the Insomnia gaming event, having a meet-up, and the significance of British Summertime! They also talk about Tunny's lack of knowledge about popular movies and TV shows, before Mark challenges him with 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz questions. CRAZY FACTS sparks conversation about ancient beer, the be...

It's episode 26! To start the episode, Smith and Jones discuss various topics including Chocolate Covered Raisin Day, the famous Reddit user "Ramses the Pigeon", encountering Ed Sheeran at a concert, and a new video on the Oldmen Army YouTube channel. They also engage in a quiz called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' and share some CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS. In this part of the conversation, the...

It's episode 25! To start, Smith & Jones discuss their morning routines and compare their wake-up times. They also talk about Mario Day and Mother's Day, sharing their thoughts on celebrating these holidays. The hosts give feedback on the previous episode and discuss upcoming events, including a Pokémon tournament. The ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN quiz is followed by CRAZY FACTS about The G...

In this episode, Smith and Tunnicliffe catch up on their week and discuss topics such as starting a new job, hospital tests, and more London experiences. They also talk about diet and share a listener's public toilet horror story. As always, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN? covers questions about video games, movies, TV, music, and a historical event. CRAZY FACTS are about 'What If Cats and Dogs H...

IT'S EPISODE 23! Smith and Jones discuss their personal updates, including family health issues and a recent trip to London where Smith shares his experiences at an anime restaurant and Bandai Namco, as well as the London Graphic Centre. The hosts also talk further about a rumour regarding Universal Studios coming to Bedford, as well as the price increase for Twitch subscriptions. ARE YOU SMARTER...

IT'S EPISODE 22! This week, Smith and Lawson have BRAND NEW SEGMENTS! They discuss their weekends and little Aubrey's first birthday. They also talk about Pancake Day, Valentine's Day and Lent. The hosts then engage in a quiz segment called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' where they test their knowledge on various topics. They share some CRAZY FACTS about 'National Tug of War Day' and CRAZY NEW...

Summary In this episode, Smith and Jones catch up after missing a week of recording. They discuss Mark's annual company dinner and his mental health struggles. They also talk about Palworld, a video game Smith has been playing, and share some Valentine's Day facts alongside some hilarious Crazy News. The hosts discuss their Valentine's Day memories and how they celebrate the holiday now. They also...

It's episode 20, and Tunny is filling in for Mr. Jones alongside Smith! This week the oldmen discuss merch, new nephews, fields, fingers, vegetables, MrBeast, Reese Witherspoon, local football teams, match experiences, family influences, Jürgen Klopp and of course, YES KOCK! Contact us (please!): oldmenarmy@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

It's episode 19! Mr. Jones is back, and this week the oldmen are joined by ZEU5BEARD as they discuss technological issues, community voted episode titles, Poo-Gate, the Liver Building, the Liver Birds, Peanut the cat, Rover the retriever, zombie movies and TV shows, Asian horror films, South Park, Podcasting vs. Streaming, "F**k, Marry, Kill" and of course, ZEUS' MASSIVE CLOCK! Contact us (please!...

It's Episode 18, and it's a first-time episode without Jones! Jamieson "MrGnarKills" steps into the co-host hot-seat as the oldmen discuss topics including parenting, Lethal Company, dinosaur poop, third nipples, Haggis crisps, 90s TV nostalgia, Boy Meets World, dark theories, Carlos the cat, Finders Keepers, Dave Benson-Phillips, Fireman Sam and of course, TRIPLE NIPPLE CLUB! Contact us (please!)...

It's Episode 17, and it's Mark's Birthday episode! The oldmen are joined by special guest James "KitkAtkin" as they discuss Poo Gate, new offices, wasabi, moonquakes, space, Baba Vanga, mystics, twins, Formula 1, ticket prices, elite sports, brain teasers and of course our toilet is SET TO COLONOSCOPY! Contact us (please!): oldmenarmy@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Happy New Year! It's episode 16, and IT'S THE 2023 REVIEW EPISODE where we go over the pod's analytics and insights since it's birth in August! Smith & Jones also discuss their Christmas break, New Year plans, surprise gifts, poop, resolution abandonment, Thor the Walrus, the Titan Submersible, Barbenheimer, the FIFA Women's World Cup, a prison escape, future plans for the pod and of course, S...

Merry Christmas! We're taking the week off, but here's a bonus episode containing the audio from Mark and Ben's Christmassy PowerWash Simulator stream last week! PLAY ALONG! Ben reads the lyrics to a Christmas song, you have to guess the title and the artist! As always, a lot of nonsense is spoken along the way. Safe journeys on your Christmas travels! Contact us: oldmenarmy@gmail.com https://link...

It's the LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! This week, the oldmen discuss ALL THINGS CHRISTMAS with their live chat! Topics include Christmas decorations from around the world, Christmas songs in space, Santa's postcode, Caga Tió, runaway reindeer, consumer spending, favourite Christmas songs, best and worst Christmas presents, favourite Christmas food and drink, Christmas TV, and Christmas traditions and fo...

It's episode FOURTEEN, brought to you in association with oldmenmerch.com ! WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN! This week the oldmen discuss Die Hard, football stadia, animal identification, koala pee, lightning, gondolas, Canadian kangaroos, James Bond, Marvel movies, childhood toys, first jobs and of course, CONDUIT OF HEAD! Contact us: oldmenarm...

It's episode THIRTEEN, brought to you in association with "Sounds like a You Problem!" WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN! This week the oldmen discuss Spotify Wrapped, The Muppets, crocodiles vs. alligators, narrow boats, runaway school buses, favourite TV series, quiz shows, cemeteries, embarrassing injuries and of course, HISTORIC GLORY HOLE! Co...

It's episode TWELVE, brought to you in association with MrGnarKills - The Board Game! WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN! This week the oldmen discuss Christmas, GUEST STAR season 2 (apply!), tigers, Venus, super pigs, OnlyFans, food, food, food, Avengers, the lottery, the perfect day and of course, ALL THE 'ZARDS! Contact us: oldmenarmy@gmail.com...

It's episode ELEVEN, brought to you in association with Chef Tunny's Shepherd's Pie! This week the oldmen discuss poo eating, pinball, Christmas songs, zombies, merch, Shell, the Beatles, Game of Thrones, horses, gigs, books and of course, A YELLOW MONSTROSITY! Contact us: oldmenarmy@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's episode 10, AND IT'S LIVE! Join the oldmen as they celebrate OLDMEN DAY in style with a special live episode of the podcast filled with Crazy Facts, Crazy News, inappropriate questions and special guests! For the first time ever, you can also WATCH the podcast over on our YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@oldmenarmy https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

It's a very special and brief episode of OLD CASTARDS! This week, the oldmen discuss OLDMEN DAY 2023! See you all this Saturday at 8am! https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.