Ol’ Pals Podcast

Episode 32: Competency Test Required Apparently, common sense isn’t so common anymore. This week on the Ol’ Pals Podcast, Kyle and Mike tackle the absolute disaster that is self-checkout, why some people should need a license to operate everyday things, and the nightmare of making small talk with complete strangers. The boys also get into accidental gay gambling parties, Halloween going downhill,...

Ol’ Pals Podcast | Episode 31: A Lifetime of Bad Decisions What if you could see every decision you’ve ever made, every opportunity you’ve missed, and everything you could’ve been? This week, Kyle and Mike dive into the absurdity of human existence. From Halloween disasters and serial killers to alternate universes, lifetime stat sheets, and the questionable things people would do for $300,000. Pl...

Episode 30: Through the Wire The show must go on. Kyle’s voice is hanging on by a thread, Mike just turned 30, and somehow we’re still here delivering another hour of absolute nonsense. This week, we’re talking about a world where people have social credit scores, whether everyone deserves three consequence-free punches a year, the insanity of old-school Black Friday shopping, and why Mike should...

Episode 29: $500 to Sh*t Your Pants, AI Gone Rogue & The Worst Superpowers What’s your price to uncontrollably shit your pants once a week? Apparently, $500 is enough for some people. This week on the Ol’ Pals Podcast, Kyle and Mike dive headfirst into another ridiculous conversation about life’s minor inconveniences, starting with the desperate need for a conversation lifeguard and a customer...

This week on Ol’ Pals, Kyle and Mike cover everything from disgusting mango chili beer and the music we’ll be listening to when we’re 70… to accidentally designing the perfect community for single 30-year-olds and immediately turning it into a cult. The boys also get into the absolutely ridiculous Mike Tomlin Minecraft story, their growing Baldur’s Gate addiction, Kyle nearly losing an eye to the...

Junkies, House Fires & Squished Brains | Ol’ Pals Podcast Ep. 27 The boys are back, and this one goes everywhere. Kyle is finally back working in Boston and immediately gets reacquainted with city life — questionable characters outside the jobsite, Citizen notifications going off nonstop, parking nightmares, and enough locks and barbed wire to make the job look like a prison. Meanwhile, Mike d...

The Ol’ Pals are back talking Halloween decorations, aggressive neighborhood displays, apple picking and the seasonal habits of basic white women. Then Kyle and Mike accidentally create the perfect business: Mike’s Content Corner — fake private jets, apple orchards and everything else you need for the perfect Instagram post. The conversation somehow spirals into NFTs, crypto, the insanity of sport...

Three screens. Sixteen more weeks of football. And absolutely no reason for the conversation to go where it went. On Episode 25 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast, Kyle explains the science behind his ridiculous three-screen football setup before getting his teeth kicked in by his brother-in-law in fantasy football. From there, the boys get into revenge tactics, terrible drivers, Kyle’s Volkswagen horn nearl...

Football is officially back, which means Kyle is already emotionally devastated. This week the boys break down Kyle’s unhealthy relationship with Patriots football, why a bad loss can send him straight into an AI therapy session, fantasy football nightmares, the art of watching eight games at once, and why football is basically a giant chess match. They also get into the Lindsey Clancy case, O.J....

The Ol’ Pals are officially becoming old heads. This week, Kyle and Mike break down competitive golf vs. silly goose golf, golf burnout, the return of NFL football and fantasy season, why street fights have gotten way too serious, and somehow conduct an in-depth investigation into what kind of wood a cuck chair should be made out of. Then the boys get into the real crisis: modern music, movies, co...

College football is BACK, the NFL is here, and the Pals immediately get sidetracked by one of the funniest scams the internet has seen. We break down the unbelievable story of Dejaun Love allegedly posing as a San Francisco 49ers player, convincing women he was an NFL star, running fake investment schemes, getting free gear, and apparently refusing to ever break character. Then Mike recaps an abso...

The boys are back and immediately off the rails. This week, Mike recaps vacation mode and an upcoming golf trip packed with pranks, Kyle prepares for fantasy football draft chaos, and the conversation somehow spirals from Little League baseball into Flock cameras, privacy, iPhone tracking, the dark web, hackers, scammers and whether Big Brother is basically watching everything we do. Then things g...

From mutinies and leadership by way of the gallows to canceled car insurance, terrible adulting, and the pain of learning golf, this episode goes everywhere. Kyle gets absolutely dog-walked at the golf simulator , Mike explains why too much swing advice can ruin your game, and somehow we end up discussing guard fish, furries in Woburn, Samantha Ann, gambling degenerates, GTA 6, old-school Call of...

This week on Ol’ Pals Podcast , the boys hit the course, get dangerously caffeinated, and meet a few absolute characters along the way. From Alberto dropping Spanish rants and golf wisdom to cowboy hats, WWE titles, and strangers praying on street corners, we introduce a new segment: Stranger Shoutouts . Then we dive into the absolute lawlessness of the internet—TikTok algorithms, ruthless comment...

Episode 18 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast starts with bachelor-party chaos and somehow ends with a plan to become the most hated ice cream truck drivers in Massachusetts. Kyle admits he may have a problem setting unrealistic expectations for the people around him — while Mike explains that lowering expectations to absolute rock bottom is probably the safer approach. The boys break down a recording-day mi...

This week the boys are back after another brutal work week and somehow end up talking about everything from Ring cameras, coyotes, and worksite chirps to golf playlists, scramble tournaments, concerts, true crime documentaries, and the downfall of their favorite rappers. Kyle owns up to another week of chirping people on the jobsite and explains why he’ll always double down instead of backing off,...

After a long birthday weekend filled with beers, burgers and enough snacks to feed a small army, the Pals finally sit down to recap the chaos. Mike breaks 80 and accidentally holes out for eagle, Kyle admits that Swanson Meadows might actually suck, and the guys discover that apparently the secret to social-media success is Mike calling Kyle a massive piece of shit. They also get into Savannah Ban...

Kyle and Mike are back from vacation and immediately thrown into ten-hour workdays, nonstop walkie-talkie requests, missing equipment, and enough jobsite chaos to make taking a day off feel like abandoning the boys in the trenches. The pals break down Kyle’s aggressively sarcastic management style, Mike’s first journey through the Rocky franchise, uncomfortable romance in old movies, Adam Sandler...

Vacation starts with a murder investigation two streets away, somehow gets crazier on the golf course, and ends with one of the dumbest would-you-rather debates you’ll ever hear. This week the pals talk about an unforgettable beach vacation, a golf round fueled by enough Jack & Cokes to sink a pirate ship, introducing more friends to golf, Conor McGregor’s latest setback, UFC, true crime docum...

The boys are battling a brutal heat wave, surviving scorching rounds of golf, and trying to stay alive with questionable hydration choices. Between losing sleeves of golf balls, celebrating the “Seven Iron Master,” and reliving the funniest moments from the course, there’s plenty of blue-collar chaos to go around. Kyle also spirals over another heartbreaking week for Boston sports, explains why mo...

Every golfer is just one good shot away from believing they’ve figured the game out… and apparently goths still exist. This week on the Ol’ Pals Podcast, the boys dive into golf addiction, battle rap intros, spotting a wild group of goths in broad daylight, buying new clubs, arguing with friends over golf gear, New Hampshire catching stray bullets, UFC chaos, weird history rabbit holes, and the re...

Kyle and Mike go completely off the rails this week. From participating in a police-run drunk driving experiment and surviving Scared Straight field trips, to debating whether you’d call 911 after being attacked by the mysterious Tickle Bandit, nothing is off limits. The boys also break down Fortnite parenting struggles, nightmare golf course employees, suspiciously stocked gas station boner pills...

Kyle finally “fixes” his golf swing and immediately begins telling everyone about it. The problem? Every golfer has said the exact same thing before completely falling apart on the first tee box. This week the boys dive into golf breakthroughs, terrible swing advice, losing golf balls, putting struggles, and the ongoing campaign to guilt Mike into showing up for Saturday golf. They also talk survi...

This week on the Ol’ Pals Podcast, the boys cover everything from fantasy football draft disasters and golf course rage to Call of Duty nostalgia, trade-school stories, and the future of the workforce. We debate the greatest music artist you could listen to for the rest of your life, discuss why modern fantasy drafts take forever, and somehow end up solving politics with presidential cage matches....

The boys are back after surviving what can only be described as hurricane golf. From falling tree branches and sideways rain to meteor booms shaking Massachusetts, nothing is off limits this week. Kyle and Mike dive into alien conspiracies, the mysterious Great Attractor, dinosaur debates, creepy seven-foot puppets, and whether the government is hiding the truth about extraterrestrials. Plus, the...