Nowhere to Be

In this week's Episode: Jesse and Ashton tag team the show this week while sipping a new Guatemalan rum (delicioso!). Our conversation includes Jesse’s experience seeing Star Wars Ep I in theaters, Ashton’s dinner with an old friend, anticipation for this weekend’s Sum 41 concert, elevator etiquette and interacting with strangers. Also, Jesse received WHAT from a customer?!

New schedules, promotions, trips, doctor's appointments: the universe does its best to keep us from recording, but we're not letting life stop us. This week Tim fills us in on his recent honeymoon cruise, as well as his new foray into collector-grade whisky; Jesse recounts being accosted at work by a man with a camera and an empty package; and Ashton leaves everyone laughing over the plans of his...

Hear ye, hear ye! Exciting news, have we! Our very first female guest, Savanna, daughter of Marty, wife of Jesse, arrives for a landmark episode in the Nowhere to Be saga. Join us as we discuss her experience as a postpartum nurse, why she enjoys Atlanta’s Renaissance Festival, Disney, “coffee moods”, her Millennium Falcon dream team, and how she fell in love with Jesse. What a time to be alive!

At long last, Tim’s younger brother, Jake, makes his first appearance on the podcast! With cold drinks in his hands and cool crocs on his feet (sport mode: activated), Jake flexes his expert-level video game knowledge and answers our rapid-fire questions with poise and confidence. If only he knew how to correctly hold a microphone! Other topics include fatherhood, Gundam model kits, collegiate mis...

In this week's episode: Tim is officially a married man! Join us as we spend this week’s episode recounting the events of the wedding, as well as flagging our favorite moments. We’re wishing Tim and Hannah the very best together!!

Part 2 of "Uno, Dos, Trey" has arrived! In this week's episode, Ashton questions the mental soundness of Stephen A. Smith; Trey explains how Sweetwater ruined his entire week; and Jesse defends the position that "some people are into hard-working men!" We also remenisce on classoc Overwatch and Halo, share our differing philosophies on vehicle maintenance, discuss the appeal of self-sustainability...

Trey returns this week for a third appearance, and we’re excited to release it as a special two-part episode! It’s been over a year since he was here, so in part one Jesse and Ashton give the man a proper and thorough rapid-fire question round. Topics include marriage, music, video games, and bougie dog breeds. We also answer our first-ever audience questions from a long-time listener! What a time...

In this week’s episode: After stumbling across the astonishing story of a woman waking from a five year coma, we asked ourselves, “Which stories would we share with a person who has missed out on the last five years?” Join us as we discuss some of the biggest events in sports, culture, science and music. (Fret not: we avoid politics, war and pandemics!)”

In this week’s episode: Fresh off a two week break, we sit down with our favorite rums in-hand to discuss the NBA all-star weekend; Jesse’s experience with CGC grading; our recent ATL excursion with Trey; why we’ve grown to love routine; and the pleasures of nights out on the town. If you haven’t already, be sure to check out the video versions of our shows at YouTube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast

In this week's episode: Zack's back for round two! We sit down with our favorite drinks in-hand to reminisce on our high school days, including proms, senior pranks, favorite teachers, and Christian character awards. Topics also include Pokémon, Nickelodeon shows, video games, watery graves, cross-country RV travel, and Jesse's pirate name. Watch our shows on YouTube at youtube.com/@NowhereToBePod...

In this week's episode: If you had two years left to live, how would you spend your remaining time? Traveling? Working? Wearing $1,800 sneakers? Join us as we discuss mortality, Nickelodeon stars, polyJAMorists, and the Playstation Portal.

In this week's episode: The last two weeks have been event-filled in the football world, so the guys sit down to discuss coaching changes, playoff predictions, and the 2024 draft. Other topics include Ash’s newfound affinity for dry erase boards; Jesse’s eco boost embarrassment; and Tim’s honeymoon plans. Watch our episodes on YouTube at youtube.com/@nowheretobepodcast

In this week's episode: After much persistence and persuasion, Pat joins us this week for our first episode of the new year! Topics include (naturally) new year's resolutions, highlights of 2023, the best Batman performances, conspiracy theories, Mario, and more! Be sure to check out the video versions of our episodes on YouTube: youtube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast Happy new year!!

In this week's episode: Christmas has finally arrived, and we're celebrating it with presents, desserts, eggnog, and a gameshow! Join us as we "tie the bow" on our final episode of 2023! Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Be careful with this week’s episode, folks - “you’ll shoot your eye out!” That’s right, we’re reviewing Bob Clark’s 1983 holiday classic ‘A Christmas Story’. Other topics include how we each greet strangers; our recent experiences with rental cars; Tim Allen’s performance in ‘Santa Clause’; and Draymond Green choosing violence. Go watch us on YouTube!! youtube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast

In this week’s episode: The festive vibes of December abound as the guys sit down to discuss… IRS policy implementation? We’re definitely not qualified for that! Join us this week for our SECOND Christmas movie review of the season: ‘Four Christmases’ selected by Jesse. Topics also include fantasy sports, Disney’s foray into cardboard, and reasons why the elderly shouldn’t manage email inboxes. (S...

In this week’s episode: Movie reviews make their grand return as we sled our way into the best month of the year. Join us in episode 36 for discussion on ‘Christmas with the Kranks’, attempted package theft, manual transmissions, and bachelor trip excogitation. Wait, what?

In this week’s episode: We’re reunited with Dan, and it feels so good! Topics this week include Thanksgiving recaps, fantasy football, and films. Would Tim spend $700 on Alaskan King Salmon? Does Jesse knock before entering rooms? Just how fast is Dan’s Chinese deliveryman? And why has Ashton not watched ‘A Christmas Story’? The answers are all inside of this episode. Let’s go, baby!!

In this week's episode: Cookies, casseroles and... Draymond Green? Join us as we discuss Thanksgiving festivities, sports, Legos, and headlocks. Draymond is who he is. What, do you want him to apologize for it?

In this week's episode: With $700 in expense reimbursement and a twinkle in his eye, Tim of the Ravenclaw House returns newly engaged and gives us a recap of his lavish vacation (the second in a month!). Additional topics include wedding planning, football rankings, and Runescape. (Also, movie reviews are returning!)

In this week's episode: Yet another week our friend Tim is away from the mic. Albeit he has a good excuse this time - the man got engaged!! Congratulations to Tim and Hannah! In Romeo's absence, our buddy from high school, Zack Brazel, joins Jess and Ash for the first time to sip hot butter rum and talk music, Pokémon, family, and romance. What a week!

In this week's episode: We've descended from our humble mountain abode and sit down this week to recap our trip and favorite moments of the weekend. Jesse also surprises everyone with a really well-made highlight video of the trip. Check it out on our YouTube channel - just search Nowhere to Be Podcast!

We've made it past the one year mark and are just as surprised as you are. Join us in this episode as we revisit our favorite moments together from "Year 1".

In this week’s episode: The rum floweth freely as we participate in one of our favorite activities: giving each other sh*t for anything and everything. Jesse also gives us the highlights of his vacation, including a nearly disastrous situation on the day of embarkation. We love all the moms out there! It’s Friday the 13th (so spooky!), and we’ve got Nowhere to Be!

In this week's episode: Shenanigans ensue in the Basement as we sit down to discuss our favorite sitcoms, recap Jesse's performance as Reverend J, and moan over Disney's inability to produce anything of quality nowadays. Get off your knees, Tim: Vacation Jess has appeared!