No One Napped

WE ASKED, YOU ANSWERED. This week, we’re hearing from you on controversial mom takes, the hardest parts of motherhood, the best parts of motherhood, and everything in between. We talk ’90s parenting, snot, tears, unsolicited opinions, and the things only moms understand. It’s our first viewer submission episode of Season 2, and apparently, you guys have a lot to say.

The results from our screen time challenge are IN!!! 🫣 And we’re breaking down the highs, the lows, and the downright embarrassing parts of our week offline. Then we’re getting into mom friendships!  The ones that get stronger, the ones that change, the non-mom friends who stick with you through motherhood, the mom besties who just get it, and what happens when you’re all in completely different...

It’s hot dog season, baby! 🌭🏈✨   The girls are talking WAGs, drawing for their official NFL teams, and by the end of the episode, we have joined TWO brand-new die-hard football fandoms🏆   Plus, we’re kicking off our first Motherhood Mount Rushmore of the season: being in public with your kids. 🫠   Football is back. So are we. Thank you for listening! 

WE’RE BACK!!! 🎙️ Season 2 of No One Napped is officially here. Mamas,  we’ve missed you so much!!!💋💋 In our first episode back, we’re catching up on everything that’s happened since Season 1: where we’ve been, what we’ve been up to, and all the life updates in between. We’re also taste-testing the Dunkin’ Peanut Butter Dunka Latte, talking about what you can expect from us this season, and kicki...

What makes a perfect day? 75 degree sunny weather? The perfect latte? Not wiping a butt that isn’t your own? We are diving into  our dream mom days, and sharing some of our favorite products!

Remember that time Makayla predicted the future and was rewarded by a personal conversation with Ryan Seacrest? We do! We’re rehashing Makayla’s claim to fame - aka predicting Taylor and Travis all the way back in 2020!!

Resident Hotdog Girl is back and she’s testing us on our NFL logo knowledge. Spoiler alert: it’s limited. Then, we’re getting real about how hard motherhood can be. 

Reddit threads, FB mom groups, UK chat rooms… the moms are talking everywhere… and sharing everything. Review; discuss, and gasp in awe with us 🫢

My life would be soooo much easier with _______. We are playing pretend as entrepreneurs this week and our ideas are… Unconventional to say the least. Someone get Barbara Corcoran on the phone STAT!

Makayla teaches us about football, our husbands call us out on our worst traits, and of course, no one napped. 

New year, new intentions… same unhinged chit chat. 🤭 We’re talking personality upgrades, marriage goals, and motherhood survival plans for 2026… and yes, we are giggling the entire time.

Revealing the most shocking, unconventional, hard-to-believe celebrity crushes on our dockets. Spoiler alerts: you will never guess who is on our list. I’m looking at you, Dr. Doofenshmirtz! 

Help! I peed on a stick and now I’m a mother?? Whether you’re in high school staring at two pink lines, intentionally trying for a baby, or absolutely panicking because this was not on your 2026 bingo card, we’ve been there.   Text your besties, because we’re POSITIVE you’re going to love this episode.

Apple? Sauce? Apple Sauce? What you name your baby is none of our business… but we’re still talking all about it. It’s the baby name episode: the takes are hot, the names are wild, and the wine is red. 

You’re allowed to leave your toxic mom group… and if you do, you’re welcome to join our not-so-toxic one. We’re breaking down the hottest mom gos in our first ever Bonus Nap episode!

When your child’s birthday comes around, do you text a few family members for a backyard bbq… or hire the event team behind The Met? We are diving into the world of children’s birthday parties and sharing all the tips of the trade we have learned over the years. 

In Episode 3, we get honest about one major parenting rule: don’t have babies with losers. Join us to chat about our biggest spouse flexes, and unpack what actually makes a good partner… plus a very important side conversation about men who still play intramural sports.

Join us as we talk through one of parenthood’s biggest questions: how do you know when you’re done having kids? From debating whether the “perfect” family size even exists to unpacking gender expectations - and yes, planning their surprise late-in-life babies at 40 - we agree on one thing: there are no right answers. 

Episode one kicks off with Maci, Lexi, and Makayla unpacking motherhood goals for the new year, life with babies, long-standing friendships, and the very real reason this podcast was born. There are fast-food hacks, strong opinions, and plenty of “did they just say that?” moments that prove these mamas are operating on no sleep.