Nicheties

Known movie hater, Angela, gets deep when talking about Greta Gerwig's, Barbie (2023), starring Margot Robbie. Angela anti-feministly (?) states, "I never felt bad for Kens," and, "men are a little bit useless." Known movie lover, Maya, sounds like a broken record whinging, “9.5 out of 10, could’ve used more fat people." Join Maya and Angela in this summer mini-episode...

This episode is dedicated to Tug. I know this is typically an anti-pet podcast, but I (Angela) have spent the last few weeks worried about my dog Tug. When this episode was recorded I was sure there was going to be a cure for whatever was wrong with him. Just before sitting down to write this episode description I received a call that Tug got 15 pounds of fluid drained from his abdomen and the vet...

Maya and Angela are back and have some big announcements! Maya is denouncing her Midwest roots and moving to Pennsylvania to fulfill her new dream of becoming a costal elite, and Angela is having a birthday party. Both things are equally exciting! To really prove herself as a costal elitist Maya has also decided to stop doing her own laundry, call her Priyanka Chopra Jonas. In addition to these ex...

Save the date! When? 04/15/23 Where? Las Vegas, Nevada under the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile What? Get married to Maya Seriously, does anyone want to have a wiener wedding with Maya? (Cis men need not apply) This week Maya and Angela are talking fashion and why you should call DHS on any parent who puts their 10 year old in business casual wear. Make sure to follow, download, rate, and review whereve...

Not yet had your weekly fill of Socratic conversations? Never fear! Nicheties is here! Maya and Angela ponder many big topics this week like, what actually counts as work place sexual harassment? Why don't we talk more about the fact that God was an absent father? Where frick are all the batteries? And last, but certainly not least, why don't high schoolers get recess? So, put on your fanc...

It's episode 40 y'all!!! Did you know that most podcasts quit producing episodes before they reach episode 10? Well not Nicheties! Maya and Angela are never going to quit. In 2054 you'll be dusting off your old iPhone, log into Instagram and BOOM! You see that Nicheties is still posting stories with Spotify links. Maya and Angela are inviting you to come celebrate this momentous occasi...

 Picture this.... it's 2017 Maya is in Spain writing in her google docs diary that she shares with her college friends. She's severely depressed and her diary entries are scaring the hoes. Little does she know, she's insured overseas. She could be seeing a therapist! And listen, therapy is not a cure all but it may have stopped Angela from wanting to board a plane to knock some sense into May...

Hey Nicheties listeners! Maya and Angela need help and usually they're too proud to ask for it, but in this rare moment of vulnerability they are asking you to rate this podcast wherever you are listening. Seriously, some doofus gave them a low rating on Spotify and that's apparently like really hard to come back from.  Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks to the 2010 hit movie Valentine's Day you c...

When you picture an (informal) spiritualist - who do you see? It's not Maya is it?! Okay if it is she doesn't want to know actually lmao. Maya divulges that she might actually be a sweetheart rather than the Ms. Trunchbull character she's been made out to be. Spirituality and horny Radical Leftist poetry come together to make this one hell of a cursed episode.  Maya and Angela discuss nepotis...

Hey, hey, hey. You all have been spoiled with amazing audio quality for too long. This week Nicheties is getting back to their roots, and giving you mediocre sound quality at best. But never fear, because as always hosts Maya & Angela provide you with top tier commentary.  This week Nicheties tells Michelle Obama to suck it, provides you with the qualifiers for claiming bad nail beds, and...

 Have you ever been swiping through Tinder, Bumble, or Hinge and thought, "Why are there only three options for gender identity?" or "There is not enough opportunity to borderline fetishize trans people on here!" Boy does Nicheties have an announcement for you! Maya is back on dating apps and she's found the most niche one, Taimi. Taimi doesn't judge, they see you in all your gynosexual glory...

Welcome to 2023 Shiddies!  Maya has been pondering Angela's race and it turns out so has Angela. This week Maya will finally get the answer to the question, "Angela, are you white?" This weeks episode is dedicated to everyone who is confused about their mixed race identity.  Wether you feel like a mixed-race, plus-sized Abercrombie & Fitch model or a white passing latine, we are here...

 It's a Christmas miracle that we got this episode out for you all lmao Maya is chronically late and Angela has a chronically upset tummy and those things joined forces to create this episode. If you're time blind this is the episode for you, they talk for seemingly ages about how Maya can't perceive time and why Angela values being on time so much (spoiler alert: it's anxiety). Did you know...

It's here, it's queer, it's the episode where Maya and Angela are forced to talk about sports.  "Sports?!" you just whispered in utter disbelief. Well, sports outfits. For this week's carpet time segment Angela takes you through the twists and turns of tennis fashion for the last 120 years. Spoiler alert! You can't go that hard in tennis if you're wearing a corset, that skort you wore all sum...

Hey y'all! You may not know this, but Nicheties the podcast only exists because hosts Maya and Angela moved to the same Iowa town at the same Iowa time and subsequently spent countless hours sitting criss cross applesauce on the floor in front of a floor length mirror doing their makeup together and building the foundation *wink* of their friendship.  This week's F*ck, M*rry, K*ll, But Not in...

Are you taking full advantage of the services that your credit union has to offer? Do your parents act uniquely old? Are you a mildly annoying dog owner? Are clip on earrings racist? This week Maya and Angela will help you answer these age old questions, and so much more!   Find us on @Nichetiespod on Instagram & Tiktok, and never stop asking niche questions. 

POV: Your mom brought to an event at the public library to listen to queer educators, Maya and Angela, play a game, teach you about your emotions and why it's okay to have big feelings about minor events, and give a really comprehensive lesson on geography. You're sitting criss-cross applesauce on the big oval carpet with the ABC's on the edge, surrounded by other twenty-somethings who's parents t...

Dear Shiddies, I think we should take a break. We've had a really good time entertaining you, but we've barely heard you laugh and you never comment on our instagram posts. It's starting to feel like a one sided relationship. I think we should both take some time to think about what we want from one another and attempt to improve ourselves. We'll work on our microphone skills, and you'll work on s...

What is this?! An episode dropping just two weeks after the last one?! Are we back to our regularly scheduled programming??? (Sorry future listener, I know you're just looking for a description of the episode, but I must take time to be amazed with us before I get into it.) This week Maya and Angela want to ease you back into regularly scheduled shenanigans by only doing two out of their three seg...

Welcome back to the podcast where Maya and Angela bravely take a stand against the octopus population, TLC the television network, and Lolita.  Now that Angela has taken over editing audio full time you may be wondering if they purposely cut all transitions between topics to give you (the listener) whiplash. But no, Maya and Angela are just masters at switching topics. So press play and catch...

Long awaited, much anticipated, Maya and Angela touch on so many random things (rock n' roll, Bobby Flay, Etsy sex toys) while somehow predicting the future? Maya talks about her relationship with singer, rapper, and flutist, Lizzo, after watching her new show Lizzo's Big Grrls. She concludes that Lizzo is about as good as she can get for a public figure but has two strikes against her (being a "g...

It's season 2 y'all!!! This week hosts Maya and Angela take a break from their finals week studies, drag their butts to the kitchen table, and press record on Maya's iPhone to get into really important topics like the word "poop" being a slur, and ballet being self harm.   By the time you are listening to this both Maya and Angela are one degree hotter ;) 

This episode is only slightly cursed. Maya deleted an entire episode only to take a full month to edit this rerecording but I swear it's worth it. Both Maya and Angela were "gross" (allergy bedridden) in this episode but I promise I edited out all the sniffles, snuffles, and Monet XChange level snot sucking sounds.  Try and follow along as Angela recounts one of their endlessly wild dreams (a...

How would you describe your forehead? Spacious like Rihanna or petite like Maya? This week Maya and Angela sit on the floor and catch up because they haven't seen each other all week!  In case you're curious, we do still have a mic and we are still figuring it out. This weeks episode is a bit quieter so I suggest you play us at top volume on your loudest speaker. This will provide you with ma...

Lace where? Lace there!  This week absent minded icons Maya and Angela are back and better than ever, and ready to give you segments. But first they must tell you about the famous gymnast that got engaged on the set of Gilmore Girls, biracial hashtags, and how Maya got blocked by a famous comediennes wig stylist.  If these sound like topics you'd like to get in to with us go ahead and pr...