Mythtakes Were Made

This episode has everything: weddings, god-tier drama, divine bribery, a man named Paris who ruins everything, and a giant wooden horse that absolutely no one questions. We’re finally telling the story of the Trojan War—aka what happens when the gods aren’t invited to the group chat and take it very personally. Grace walks Kelso through every chaotic beat, from a passive-aggressive apple to the do...

Alright, detectives—put on your finest deerstalker hats and grab your magnifying glasses (or just a stiff drink), because it’s time to hunt the Ripper! 🕵️‍♂️🔪 In Part 2 of our Jack the Ripper deep dive, we’re diving headfirst into the investigation—which, spoiler alert, was an absolute disaster. The police were overworked, under-equipped, and apparently way too cool with their boss taking a vacat...

Welcome to 1888 Whitechapel, the coziest little Victorian slum where the air is 90% smog, your landlord definitely sucks, and your best housing option might be leaning over a rope for two pence. Life is cheap, crime is everywhere, and if the rampant disease and street gangs don’t get you, well… there’s always that one guy who’s been slicing up women like it’s his personal hobby. That’s right, folk...

Ever wonder how elves went from being mysterious Norse nature spirits to Santa's overworked toy factory employees? In this episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we’re unraveling the chaotic history of these little legends. From the original álfar—who were basically glow-in-the-dark demigods—to the sneaky, shoe-fixing cobbler kind, and finally to the jolly North Pole workforce, elves have had a wild care...

In this episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we bring you the electrifying story of Mary Shelley and the creation of Frankenstein. Join us as we travel back to the eerie summer of 1816, when a group of literary legends, including Lord Byron and Percy Shelley, challenged each other to tell the scariest story. Who'd've thunk it resulted in one of the most famous universal monsters of all time! We'll expl...

In this episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we unravel the legend of the Beast of Gevaudan, a terrifying crature that haunted the French countryside in the 1700s. Was it a vicious wolf, a deranged human, or something else entirely? We'll explore the historical events and the enduring mystery behind this brutal killer. Join us as we dive into the wild theories surrounding one of history's earliest cryp...

Ready for a race you won’t believe? 🏅 In this episode, we’re taking a wild run through the infamous 1904 St. Louis Olympic marathon—a race that was more survival horror than sport. Picture this: runners dodging cars 🚗, stray dogs 🐕, and even inhaling toxic fumes 🌪️ while battling scorching heat. With water stations almost non-existent 💧 and one competitor getting a lift in a car 🚙 (seriously!...

In this dreamy episode, we're diving deep into the world of The Sandman! 🌟✨ Ever wondered how the master of dreams came to be? From ancient myths to modern magic, we’re unraveling the threads of his mysterious origins. 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Join us as we snooze through the sands of time ⏳🏖️, exploring stories from folklore that birthed this enigmatic figure. Discover how Neil Gaiman's brilliant reimagining t...

🔥🎆 Get your BBQ gear ready as we travel back to the hottest cookout of 1812! 🍔🌭 Join us as we roast marshmallows and historical myths alike, diving into the night the British decided to give the White House a fiery makeover. 🔥🏛️ From political grilling to literal flames, discover the hilarious mishaps and surprising tales behind the blaze that turned Washington D.C. into a smoky summer BBQ.💥...

Get ready for some tall tales with a side of humor! This week, we’re diving into the legend of the OG giant lumberjack, Paul Bunyan! 🪓🌲 From carving out the Grand Canyon to creating the Great Lakes for his blue ox, Babe, Paul’s adventures are larger than life. We’ll dig into the roots of this American folk hero, share his wildest feats, and see how his stories reflect the pioneering spirit of th...

Get ready to meet Freyr, the Norse god who’s all about peace, prosperity, and... ahem, some very impressive attributes! 🐗🚢 Freyr, known for his magical sword, giant boar, and a "large package" that’s hard to ignore, is one god you don’t want to miss. From his epic love story with the giantess Gerd to his sunny disposition, this episode dives into everything that makes Freyr a fan favorite in the...

Get ready for a wild ride with the Norse myth of Utgard-Loki! 🎢 In this episode, we dive into Thor and Loki’s epic adventure to the land of giants. 🛤️ Discover how they faced impossible challenges, mind-blowing illusions, and a whole lot of trickery from the enigmatic giant king, Utgard-Loki. 🤯 Can Thor chug an ocean? Can Loki out-eat wildfire? Tune in to find out! 😜✨  Become a supporter of th...

🍺 Unlock the secrets of the gods' favorite brew! In this episode, we delve into the legendary Norse myth of the Mead of Poetry 📜. From Odin's crafty antics to the epic quench for knowledge, we sip our way through the frothy tales of this divine elixir. Join us as we explore the hilarious mishaps and cunning schemes that unfold in pursuit of this legendary drink 🌟. So grab your drinking horn and...

🌊 Join us as we unravel the thrilling tale of Loki's daring escapade to steal the coveted Brísingamen necklace from the formidable goddess Freya. From Loki's mischievous schemes to the uproarious chaos that ensues, this legendary showdown is filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughter. 💎 But as Loki soon discovers, even the trickster god may have bitten off more than he can chew in this hi...

💖 Step into the world of Norse mythology with our latest episode featuring Freya, the fierce and fabulous goddess of love, fertility, and battle! 🌺 Known for her beauty, charm, and prowess in combat, Freya is a force to be reckoned with in the Nine Realms. From her romantic escapades to her fierce battles alongside the gods of Asgard, Freya's story is as captivating as it is empowering. 💪 Join...

🃏 Embark on a journey through the realms of Norse mythology with our latest episode featuring the one and only Loki, the mischievous trickster god who always keeps us guessing! 🌪️ With his quick wit and unpredictable nature, Loki is as unpredictable as the storms he commands. From his infamous pranks to his complex relationships with the gods of Asgard, there's never a dull moment when Loki is ar...

🌩️ Unleash the thunder and lightning with our latest episode featuring the hammer-wielding, god of thunder himself, Thor! ⚡ Join us as we delve into the electrifying tales of Norse mythology, where Thor battles giants, wields his mighty hammer Mjölnir, and faces off against his mischievous brother Loki. 💥 From his epic adventures to his iconic red beard, we'll explore what makes Thor one of the...

In this episode, we're diving into the intriguing world of Odin, the All-Father of Norse mythology! 🌌 We'll explore his iconic traits and legendary reign over Asgard, while also taking a closer look at how he's portrayed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Join us as we compare the mythological Odin with his cinematic counterpart, shedding light on the fascinating intersections between ancient lore...

In this epic episode, brace yourselves for a cosmic rollercoaster ride through Norse mythology! 🎢 We kick things off with the mind-blowing tale of Ymir, the OG giant whose demise set the stage for the birth of the Nine Realms. From chaos to creation, we'll unravel the mysteries of Ginnungagap and witness the epic showdown that changed everything. 💥 But wait, there's more! 🤩 As we dive deeper in...

🌳 Embark on a mythical journey with us as we delve deep into the heart of Norse cosmology. In this episode, we unravel the enigmatic threads of Yggdrasil, the World Tree that stands as the axis of the Nine Realms. From its roots in the cosmic abyss to its far-reaching branches touching the heavens, Yggdrasil holds the essence of the Norse universe. Join our exploration of Yggdrasil's symbolism, i...

Dive into the intricate tapestry of Norse mythology as we unravel its origins and primary sources in this enlightening podcast episode. Join us on a journey through the pages of ancient manuscripts and the poetic verses that have preserved the rich tales of gods, giants, and cosmic battles. In this episode, we explore key literary works such as the Prose Edda, penned by the Icelandic badass Snorri...

Bundle up and join us by the virtual fireplace as we embark on a frosty journey through the folklore and legends surrounding the elusive winter sprite known as Jack Frost. In this enchanting episode, we delve deep into the icy realms of mythology, cultural tales, and whimsical stories to uncover the origins of the mischievous frosty character that leaves delicate patterns on our windows and a nip...

Join us on this festive journey as we unwrap the intriguing stories behind two beloved Christmas traditions: mistletoe and Christmas trees. In this episode, we dive into the historical mistletoe mystery, exploring its connections to Greek, Norse, and Druidic mythologies. Discover the surprising roots of the mistletoe kissing tradition and how it might have originated from a creative lad's quest fo...

It's our 69th episode! Nice! Dive into the festive history of the holiday classic, "The Twelve Days of Christmas," in this eye-opening podcast episode. Join us as we unwrap the origins of this timeless song and explore the surprising costs associated with each extravagant gift mentioned in the lyrics. In this episode, our hosts embark on a journey through history to trace the roots of the Twelve D...

It's December! You know what THAT means... HOLIDAY EPISODES! In this enchanting episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we embark on a delightful journey back in time to uncover the sweet and surprising origin story of everyone's favorite cookie character – the Gingerbread Man. Join us as we sift through the crumbs of history, tracing the roots of this beloved treat and the fascinating cultural tapestry t...