Musty Millennials

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Me Feel Old: -Saggy Earholes  -Teach Me AI -Apple TV MIGHTY DUCKS -Mighty Ducks 1 -How Gordon Bombay Became Coach -Limo on the Ice -Haunted by Missed Goal as a PeeWee -Quitting at 12 but… Tries Out for the NHL? -Triple Deke -Mighty Ducks 2 -Team USA -Bash Bros -Knuckle Puck -D3 -Prep School… Should Have Stopped After D2 -Goldberg in Recovery Gen Z’s S...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Jobs in Dawson’s Creek -Invisible Ink -Weekend Bedtime WORKOUT FADS -8-Minute Abs -Taebo with Billy Blanks -Curves -Bikram Yoga -P90X with Tony Horton -INSANITY -Zumba -Jazzercise -CrossFit, SoulCycle, Pure Barre -Shake Weight -Ballroom Dancing -21-Day Fix Gen Z’s Workout Fads -Gen Z Trends -CrossFit of Today -12-3-30 IG: @mustymillennia...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Buying Music -Stiletto on a Book Pose -Physical Fitness Test 1994 CELEBRITY SCANDALS -Michael Jackson Settling a Civil Lawsuit -$23 Million in Damages -Mounting, Exposed, Backdoor Deals -Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes the Arsonist -Boyfriend Andre Rison’s Mansion Burned to the Ground -Cute Little Anecdote  -Nancy Kerrigan vs. Tonya Harding -The T...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Social Posts Getting You in Trouble -Carrying Cash -Living Beyond 2100 90s RESTAURANTS -Friendly’s, TGI Fridays, Applebee’s -Rainforest Cafe and Medieval Times -Pittsburgh Restaurant Staples of the 90’s -Fun Facts about our Favorite Restaurants Gen Z’s Restaurants -Fast Food Giants -Signature Sauces -Flavor Trends ...... IG: @mustymillen...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Me Feel Old: -Hangin’ Out on School Nights? -Friend Groups Change -I’m Sorry, Sir 90s ADVERTISEMENTS -Creative, Bold, and Controversial -Got Milk? -20-Year Campaign with Numerous Celebrities -Commercial Examples -Think Different. -Apple Goes from Niche to Industry Titan -Budweiser and Wazzzzz Upppppp -Won Several Best Ad Awards -Just Do It -The Campai...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -TV Show Timestamps -C**T is... Back? -Horribly Timed Camera Flash EVOLUTION OF MAPS -Paper Maps and Landmarks -Taking a Wrong Turn -AAA TripTiks -Printing Your Directions -MapQuest and Yahoo Maps -TomTom and Garmin GPS -Clunky, Crappy Tech -SIDE BAR: Radar Detectors -CarPlay Revolutionized the Game -Google Maps, Waze, Apple Maps -Drop a...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -BBC -A Cute Crush -Phone Calls ONE HIT WONDERS (Part 1) -Daniel Powter -7 Songs on Spotify -Canada’s Got Talent -Saving Jane -Debut Song was a BANGER -Now Playing in Dive Bars -Hurricane Chris -#7 on Hot 100 -Acquitted of Murder Gen Z’s One Hit Wonders -Somebody I Use to Know -We Are Young -Harlem Shake IG: @mustymillennials Email: musty...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Gen Z’ers Work Clothes -Cool Outfit? -Tape Deck to CD Player 2007 SCANDALS -Lindsay Lohan’s Triple Rehab -Lindsay, Paris, Britney Spears Parties -Lindsay’s DUI = Coke Rehab -Kim K’s Sex Tape -Was Kris Responsible? -Paris Hilton’s Blowie Parallel -Best Sex Tape Capitalization of ALL-TIME -Anna Nicole Smith Tragedy -Reality Show Train Wrec...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Boots! (an “intensifier”) -Underpants -Wendy’s Order was HOW MUCH?! AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS -Began as a ONE-TIME TV Special -Became Weekly Show -Bob Saget, Tom Bergeron, Alfonso Ribiero -$10,000 Prize -Jay Leno? -10,000 videos PER WEEK! -No serious injuries, no deadly stunts, no harmed animals -Steve-O, Shaq, Drew Carey -WTF,...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -60th Anniversary… 80th? -Dexter :( -Reverse Osmosis BEAUTY TRENDS -Skincare -Proactiv… was RECALLED! -Accutane -St. Ives Apricot Scrub -Toothpaste on Pimples -Shaving Legs and Faces -Nair, Veet, Waxing, Plucking, and Laser Hair Removal -Bedazzled Body Tattoos -Tanning Beds and Spray Tans -Signature Perfume Scents -Glitter, Body Oils, Tan...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Deep Thoughts on Morning Routine -How We Love the Mornings -Socks LEONARDO DICAPRIO -Born 1974 in L.A. as a Hippie -Starred in Commercials at 5 -Growing Pains in 1991 -What’s Eating Gilbert Grape & The Basketball Diaries -Romeo + Juliet, Titanic & The Man in the Iron Mask -Catch Me If You Can, Gangs of New York -The Departed, Shu...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Pausing TV -The Voice -Power Washing DIET FADS -Atkins Diet -Increased Risk of Heart Disease -South Beach Diet -Program in Phases (Buy the Book!) -Meal Replacements: SlimFast & Special K -Dropping a Jean Size in Two Weeks -Juice Cleanses & Colonics -Kyle Loves a Good Colonic -Liquid Protein Diet Deaths -Paleo: The Caveman Diet -C...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -The MGK Bug -4 Hours of Sleep? No sir! -School Nurses Today are SOFT MAKEOVER SHOWS -“What Not to Wear” -Ambush and Toss Their Clothes -“Extreme Makeover” -Full Body Transformations -“The Swan” -Dystopian Level Extreme Makeovers -Twisted Facts from “The Swan” -“Ambush Makeover” -“How Do I Look?” -“A Makeover Story” -MTV’s “Made” Gen Z&ap...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -He’s Hot! But How Old is He? -I Need to be Alert -My Hip Flexors CHILDHOOD BOOKS -Harry Potter & JK Rowling -Goosebumps & R.L. Stine -The Baby-Sitters Club -Animorphs -Sweet Valley High and Boxcar Children -Chronicles of Narnia -Little House on the Prairie -Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew -Encyclopedia Brown -Judy Blume -Junie B. Jones...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -That Person is Younger Than Me -Dessert Not Dancing -Can I Speak to a Representative? HEATH LEDGER VS. PAUL WALKER -Paul Walker Opening Statement -Heath Ledger Opening Statement -Walker vs. Ledger Arguments -Acting, Charity, Who They Were -Closing Arguments -The Judge Rules Paul Walker and Heath Ledger Quiz -He Didn’t Like Watching His O...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -My Younger Brother -Skibidi Toilet & Sigma Males -Tomato Juice AFTER SCHOOL SNACKS -Bagel Bites -Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the Evening… -Hot Pockets -Invented in the 1980s by Iranian Brothers -Toaster Strudel -Introduced by Pillsbury as the Cooler Pop Tart -Kids Cuisine + Molten Brownie -Pizza Rolls (Jeno’s or Totino’s?) -Eggo’s...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Frozen Leg -Baby Aspirin (BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!) -No Achilles Tendinitis! 2011 CELEBRITY SCANDALS -Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child -1996 Affair with the Housekeeper -Arnold Buys a 4-Bedroom House for Housekeeper -Divorce and Public Admission -Anthony Weiner’s Sexting Scandal -Tweeting Dick Pics to the World -Leave of Absence and Resignation...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Lip Gloss Trend -Mini Vans -Space Mountain MILLENNIAL SLANG & CATCHPHRASES -Talk to the Hand, As If, Duhhhh, Whatever! -NOT! and Schwinnnnggg -Home Skillet, Home Slice, Made Ya Look, Oh snap! -Liar, Liar Pants on Fire -Eat My Shorts and Don’t Have a Cow, Man -Whatever Floats You Boat, Cool Beans -Yo Mama, Wazzzzup, I Know You Are But...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Comparing Cleaning Lady Notes -Age Math & Milestones -Tennis Elbow MARY-KATE & ASHLEY OLSEN -Most Famous Twins of All-Time -Sister Elizabeth is a Massive Star Today -Full House Debut at 9 Months Old -Launched Production Company at 6 Years Old -The Impressive IMDB Resume -Fraternal Twins?!? HOW?! -Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashle...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Everything is FaceTime to Kids -Flower Girls with Nose Rings -Work Trips Hit Different BASEBALL MOVIES FROM THE '90s -Angels in the Outfield (1994) -Danny Glover, Tony Danza, Joseph Gordon-Levitt -Rookie of the Year (1993) -Gary Busey, Daniel Stern, Thomas Ian Nicholas -Gary Busey’s Troubles -A League of Their Own (1992) -Tom Hanks,...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -3D Printing -Water Fountains -Young Man GIRLS GONE WILD -Founder, Joe Francis -Rags to Riches (BS) -Banned From TV & Howard Stern -$20 Million & Private Jets -Spring Break Strategy Unlocked -Celebrity Promotion?! -Relentless Camera Crews & Coercion -Hardcore Porn -Panama City was the Turning Point -Lawsuits -Escape to Mexico...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Too Late to Start Your Night -My Bed -Sidney Crosby NICKELODEON GAME SHOWS -The Games You May Not Remember -Double Dare (1986-1993) -Marc Summers and His OCD -Pioneering the Gross Shit -Digging in the Nose, Giant Hamster Wheel -Physical Challenge -Guts! (1992-1995) -Mike, Mo, & Aggro Crag -TV Olympics for Kids -Legends of the Hidden...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Weight Loss -"Coded" -Going H.A.M. JESSICA SIMPSON -Southern Christian -Minister Father -Mickey Mouse Club -Christian Label -Tommy Mottola (Again) -Sweet Kisses -Irresistible  -Nick Lachey and The Newlyweds -Divorce and Daisy Duke -Tony Romo and Employee of the Month -Alcohol Abuse and Memoir -Don't Call it a Comeback GenZ...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? Transcripts on YouTube? Nanny Trials Home Improvement 2001 CELEBRITY SCANDALS Mariah Carey Meltdown The Tommy Mottola Factor Glitter Bomb $100M Loss Mariah Rebounds Winona Ryder the Burglar Stealing Designer Clothes from Saks 5th Ave Kleptomaniac and Aqua-phobia Aaliyah’s Death Conspiracy Theory R Kelly Married Her When She was 15 Overloa...

Send us Fan Mail EPISODE SPARK NOTES What Made Us Feel Old? -Operating Flip Phones -The Reddit Mystery -Getting Too Old for this Shit ONE TREE HILLS vs. THE O.C. -Opening Statements -The O.C. had Superior Story Arcs, Set Trends, the Vibe, and MORE -One Tree Hill had Emotional Depth, Character Development, and Social Impact -Presentation of Evidence (Healthy Debate) -The O.C. is About a Rich Family...