Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The Reboot

This is a peaceful podcast. Sometimes MSA hears words wrong because LSF doesn't enunciate. Happy Labor Day. The reboot continues:  Listen on Spotify  Peruse other platforms  Show notes: Raw/director's cut Summer recap First since April New job - sinking ship to soaring rocket! Happy dance (duck song) Boating (no preparation) Wave report (captain mode) - that's a  45-degree angle  but M...

But not that long. The opposite of short(s).  Show Notes Island report  The Swizzle  Pastel Richy Rich Beach after beach Karaoke on the seas Ralph George advice Diamond face Eyes Staind Insurance?  Hanky Memories (fading)  Heroes Opening Boatening Day.

Post-Parade is Episode 37 of 2024 Show Notes: On Finally, Meeting, Zaldor ... aka Zoltron / Zoltar King of the Hill People! All of us podcast coming soon?  Most fun in a while  LSF (dumped) in the da house Strip club memories Butt plug mixup Smaller house  Iron Claw  People suck 'zon shopping addiction MSA likes this! Sexxxy Three Dog Night Cruise prep No prob with needles Diddlin' and not...

We were on a roll. Now we haven't been on in a month! But you must miss us. And the show notes. There ain't none today.

Show notes:  Pity balls Botched Gay Eight-point harness AITA (Am I The Asshole?) - Dump Discussion Work Son stories Gorilla v. Snakes Mexican snake Harambe Raccoons at dinner Rabbit legs Dead chicken (lots of animal topics today) JW The eagle has landed WOW The cardboard box LSF leaves the podcast LSF comes back Closing segment also returns: Words of Wisdom with an example of that Mean fine singin...

Show Notes:  LSF squeaking That Netflix doc - great new artists to emerge since?  Old people stories  Goals Karaoke Dreams Memes curator Guppy No. 2 and Stingray coming soon Pizza shame Feud Capote Swans thing Crown foreign stuff Shake my mouse  Calendars Stupid apps Walmart prank  Vacation shame Internships G'bye.

Huh?? Welcome to the new year - but it's too late to say that any more Recap of end of 2023 Rockin' New Year's Eve Suits and Sparkle New Year's Day Party Aftermath The Landshark Mr. Fix It (Hardly) What is Guppy No. 2's boyfriend name? On the show?? Can-cuuun Sandwich shopping Google Maps and back roads and Snow Storms and almost dying Torte can be big Shoutout to Gen Xers Shut...

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It's in my back pocket. Don't worry ... Show Notes: LSF mean to poor ol' MSA Polish trip LSF mad Skimpy on the sausage Separation Cleanup  Summer over Fall wet MSA old We Olds Pumpkin farm for adults? Porn maze! Salon gossip Missing Maine Dick Clark in the city Zoltar returns Xtina Boating review Sunday chillin'

Show Notes to this fine episode 30 of 2023: Talkin' to the kids next door Halloween Idiots Maine  Lobster sex (this part is wrong, sorry) Dressing for Dinner Covid shots suck Doggie  Cheating on MSA The View Deerin' Hell's Half Mile ATM again Pickpocket! Let the air in! Karaoke with spaceman?

No Go Zone is Episode 29 of 2023 Show notes:  Camper sold Camping memories Whitecaps Peed in the bottle Test bottle Poof Pee and the tea Plants and weeds Two things Bathrooms Laundry-versy Scripts Karaoke with Zaldor? Booze sales Early shows please MSU Tooth pickin' WOWisdom Unicycle v. 747 I never asked. For the record. Off limits.

Thong Twins is Episode 28 of 2023 --- Show notes: Elvis Whiskey Drain Flies Joan Jett 20ish years later Motorboatin' Nice shitter No pubes on LSF? Pegging explained BJs explained Rim Job? Sunglasses on Clear bags / Prison wallet Thong thong thong thong thong Sloppy Chris Dicks after dark Grapefruit Anal after 50 Prostate lesson Words of Wisdom on dealing with your kids when they get older :) S...

Show notes is here: Weeks are slow, weekends are short Work From Home Looking forward to The Lotus The Santa Clause More on pink lemonade Ticks Visiting other states (Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts) Van Halen Tribute MSA is a Pen Clicker Belly Flop! Pillsbury Fat Diner We don't walk in Michigan. Get in your car! New house? Tasty treats Sports Haircuts Fat as can be Camping kid How t...

Episode 26 of 2023 is Country Mouse Show Notes: Bud Zero Wild Night Turkey Wild Woods Rogering Rich Barbie review Hooters Air review Silver Spoons The Great Wall Joan Jett is not Pat Benatar MacGyver Tuesday?  Shit in the hallway Boat. Camper. Clear. Out.  Sentimental webinar MSA appreciates LSF. Every. Day.  Turkey on the menu! Reading Rainbow.

Episode 25 of 2023 It's not just the name of a Saved By the Bell band.   Sh'notes: Pull my finger Eyelashes Green eyes LSA listens to lots of podcasts  Cysts Chuck and the Freak is funny If the Shoe Fits: A modern-day Cinderella Shattered Sparks Fly Sbarro! Lita Ford rocked Dokken not so much Boating playlist was bad ass ... Fish name for Zack? Pork Stew Making fun of milk and peanut butte...

E 24 of '23 is Beans Recorded outside, again, with the birds. And the beans.  Show Notes:  Flowers on my cucumbers Boaters v. Boaters Ground beef threats The salmon pan Baked beans Cutting Edge Barbie for the clicks The fan Laurel and Hardy update Talkin' in my sleep Season 3 of AHS and Stevie Nicks George Michael documentary (ies?) 38 Special (Don Barnes and Donnie Van Zant, damnit) Neigh...

E of 23 is Honk Honk as you'll see Show notes:  Honk honk She does like The Carrot Be more upbeat Senior pics  Cookies in the tin Stan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now) New bathrooms Watchin' The View with LSF Standing Desk advice He he he Awesome parents MSA The Morning Person Dinner bell And just like that ...  The Bear Streaming cliffhangers Boomer rant Words of Wisdom  L...

Dirty and Violent is Episode 22 of 2023 Rainy day Saturday is your lucky day -  Show notes:  Rained, forgot the Cat Box MSA not a fan of little dogs. Nope Boater's Beach and the ladder Old not mold Water shoes, baby LSF bummed out Ol' Bruisy  Silly Putty Teeth Hockey dentist Ever look at someone else's teeth or hands? Hmm Smut! I Love Rock 'n' Roll Lita Ford Wednesdays in the P...

Epi 21 of 2023 *** Show notes:  Lady Starfish breaks the rules Amazon Christmas Netflix frustrations How long before we're too old for tech? We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweet Hairball John  shoutout Rock concert report Gen X Afternoon Activities Movie prediction comes true Hurricane Guppy No. 1 MSA wakes up late for the first time ever More finger waggin' MSA i...

in a good way. Show notes:  Size 24 Collin the pool kid 10 beers ain't enough Black Mirror Episode 6 not so good Girls and Corpses Magazine   (it's tasteful tho) Rundown teasin ...  Strap on Sit down How to ... make love ... to a larger man Fupas and Doritos New JLaw movie is fully, um, nude Merkin Useless facts (from  Your Mom's House ) AI musings - we're safe Sex and the City mun...

Episode 19 of 2023 is Fungus Toe. Recorded live at the golf course (er, overlooking the golf course). Harkening back to one of our most popular episodes, hoping for extra clicks.  Show notes: We're on the road Canada geese sighting Tissues Toenail trimmin' Ladies are listenin' 70% of a man? Dogma Ladies at the pool It's good to be on vacation, damnit Locked out of our VRBO! Dinner...

This year's podcast is old enough to go to the strip club. Hooray.  Show notes:  Reporting on the going ons in the basement The Camping Progression  Soup Cookoff! Lick it up Deal with the Devil?  Summer reading list (The author is  Jack Quaid  and the other book is  Maniac Menagerie) Kid-free beach vacay Peacock: Based on a True Story  Listener comments! From our one listener (C'mon people...

Back at the campground and we did a little number waiting for LSF's sister to arrive. A short podcast, weirdos. Notes: Innovative and Unprepared Wagon Wheel is horrible - Natural sound and stuff Recorded on a metal table Zack Attack Monopoly ain't true 10 years of seasoning Fuckin' Jimmy The Fridge(s) No problem! Twice in one day (bows) Christmas at Graceland (?!) Hip News Damn kids Ch...

Celebrating a special milestone. Party in the backyard/frontyard. Show notes:  LSF leaves early (but stays on the podcast) MSA walks like a dinosaur See you next Tuesday Two broad topics (like chicks do) -      * Health notes     * The Sugar Chiro coverage!  Wipe report Togetherness Do you still miss it? River meatloaf (War Stories preview?) ... spam caller ... Old media/new media Doppelgangers  C...

Episode 15 of 2023 is The Machine - Well all right! * See if you can pinpoint when MSA goes from buzzed to ShitFaced:   Bickering The Machine with Bert review MSA working without notes! Guppy No. 2 and The Stingray (not the guy on Cobra Kai) Nervous Day Can I help you? Can I?  You good?  Bloody Marys, gardening ... Butt chuggin' The debut of War Stories 14, 15, 20 years Lady Catfish redux Word...