Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss Allbirds, the pivot to AI, valuation unpacking, Avatar leaks, Marvel layoffs, Chinese soft blockades, Sierra Madre, cyanida fish, Tylenol, and the Unabomber.

Burnie and Ashley upcoming Artemis missions, the Marvel End Credits Cinematic Multiverse, Rockstar leak, Disney summer releases, their home network issues, Emily Blunt, The Gray Man, Walu-evans, Quiet Place, Orion recovery, and future Artemis missions.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tax Day, scathing voice mails, elderly tech support, debunking urban legends, desktop wifi, troubleshooting, Bitcoin as a fear metere, and AI mass death liability.

Burnie and Ashley discuss long term relationships, Houston sports, treadmill gaming, family plans, Duolingo, pawn shop economics, paintball, military drafting, Kindle drama, most ever platforms, and mobile gaming, the lame juggernaut.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Irish twins, gestation periods, Sims logic, gamertag value, giving up the inverted life, free games in sales platforms, platinum trophies on Xbox, Community Managers, Artemis splashdown, and the SpaceX IPO.

Burnie and Ashley discuss bike riding, the Run To Dallas, walking it off, modern health discussions, Boys Season 5, retention problems, cliffhangers, and getting it done.

Burnie and Ashley discuss cat's opinions of people, dog culture, Scottish social media, vines from the 1950's, graphics plateaus, Bone Temple, Wireless fest, and bad live events.

Burnie and Ashley talk about lunar records, lush Spring days, shouting at birds, peacocking, military floor routines, marching out of step, walking abreast, K Dramas, the power of advertising, data dumping at death, and our record social distancing.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Super Mario Galaxy, Easter Sunday, the cost of cinema, Sponsor updates, gas prices, bankable voice roles, Vin Diesel, Groot, the PCU, Polymarket, and the penultimate NCAA update.

Burnie and Ashley discuss CICO, calorie gifts, binge eating, fitness goals, fresh eggs, email in space, Overcooked lore, Pokopia, difficulty settings, Claude leak, Tamagotchis, social media ban failures, and the great egg surplus.

Burnie and Ashley discuss teaching kids about important moments, public math, prepping via Amazon cart, Indonesian earthquakes, San Francisco, reverse parking, Hambone, Iranian uranium, dirty bombs, and cool pictures on the way.

Burnie and Ashley discuss urban legends, unchecked misinformation, price matching, how much DOES a banana cost, Artemis II, time zones, the presidential address about Iran, Super Mario II, computer building, hard drive philosophy, and hunting a rogue SSID.

Burnie and Ashley discuss fuel prices, mathematical bases, cost comparisons with the UK, stimulus reactions, Lego stories, Smart Bricks, NCAA updates, and astronuats to the moon.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Consoel prices, RAM prices, mute astronauts, AI performance issues, and sports seasons.

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern kids, Epic Games layoffs, bro dramas, Fortnite birthdays, God of War Ragnarok, media as a product of its time, price increases for Playstation & Netflix, plastic shortage, March Madness updates, and voicemail calls.

Burnie and Ashley discuss least favorite gaming mechanics, new difficulties, economical entertainment, nostalgic smells, dry counties, stuff we like, and workarounds.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Lion King lawsuit, damages, retainer fees, Sora shutdown, Disney's AI exit, Ninja Mixing, Ninja Switch 2 batteries, TSA lines, and nice driving.

Burnie and Ashley discuss 10 year looks, relationship roles, planning to escape, Laguardia updates, plane recline debate, zipper merging, go rounds, iPhone anniversary edition, and why life in the walled garden.

Burnie and Ashley disuss their weekend, the NCAA Sweet 16, upsets, global markets, exotic foods, Instagram recipes, medium vinegar, tech layoffs, Juggalo facial recognition, BTS, and military timing.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dungeon Crawler Carl Live, Edinburgh, healthy boundaries, American brands, Texas BBQ, Wheel of Time, Arcane, Masters of Universe, collector's popcorn buckets, and Faces of Death.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Spiderman Brand New Day, Subnautica 2, delusional humans, hallucinating AI, human slop, Dotcom II, and the water bottle era.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Oscar's In Memoriam, DLSS5, Nvidia, post processing, remastering, man vs technology, visual rejection, and rage baiting.

Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's CEO, Mega 64, NCAA tournament, Canberra civil planning, Austin's river streets, Iranian futbal teams, more NCAA news, butter running, prediction markets, and even more NCAA news.

Burnie and Ashley talk about Saint Patrick's Day, Six Nations Rugby, Oscar roundup, Paul Thomas Anderson, Project Hail Mary, Austin airport, Austin geography, loud quitting, Internet Creators Guild, Digg shuts down, and re-rebooting.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bam Adebayo, scoring records, Artemis cancellation, War Machine, Alan Ritchson, Timothee Chalamet, Ethan Hawke, Before Sunrise, and the Oscars preview.