Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Scott Fuller discuss old drinking games, Scott's giveaways, their old friend group, professional friends, Scientology, the internet's fixation on certain religions, Story Of The Year nominees, Alex Jones, chemicals in the water, milk cartoon kids, negativity, pushing for positives, and using your friend as a ballsitics test dummy. Extended version on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/...

Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors revival show, friends in bands, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, falling asleep, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, the decline of empathy, wealth divide, and Jason's new gambling addiction. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link...

Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley's Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, Hamilton, and how not to fry a turkey. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack, and their choices for Word of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford's Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson's sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio State, where fines go, and ghosts of Christmases Past. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's grumpy morning, finishing books, Game of Thrones, Hallmark Plus vs Hallmark Minus, Russia's economy, naming a woman, Billy On The Street, Tesla headlines, VPN's decline, and Texas A&M's student military organization. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Ashley discusses traditional American Thanksgiving traditions while Burnie threatens to report everyone to the authorities for doing it wrong. AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SPIDERS IN FOOD. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss social media bans, the Bluesky move, Parler, cat speak, threatening allies for fun and profit, modern discourse, crypto draining mods, stupid ad placements, and Thanksgiving spiders. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss inorganic memes, Wicked's box office hopes, Gladiator II, giant comets, manufacturing apocalypses, Macy's accounting woes, and the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying intermittent tech issues, quirks in first cars, how to change a light bulb, problems lost to time, drooping headliners, reboot voodoo, Balatro's new milestone, carrots vs sticks, preferred Minecraft platforms, game difficulties, FTL, Mush's video appearance, Gaetz steps away, Smollett overturned, Double Jeopardy, Discord gets subpoenaed, and teasing our Thansgivi...

Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten Commandments, K-pop's evil ways, Wicked singing rules, 2024 Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, Logan Paul crypto allegations, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, falling out online, Wicked's drama, removing Part One from movie titles, Dune, flubbed intros, Travolta's big comeback, earned humility, Crypto FOMO, and fixing the bad boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link d...

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, sledding vs sledging, Burnie's simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, weird UK truck customizations, Balatro, Minecraft Theme Parks, Super Mario Land, theme park disasters, surprisingly dangerous Immersion stunts, and Ashley's worst Amazing Race injury. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www...

Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror's rich history, 80's horror film ethics, sexy teenagers, not-Josh Gad, Jonathon Groff, our professional audience, The Substance, Passion of Mind, Daisy the Grandma AI, the karma of scamming old people, Dead Space, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, The Game Awards dominance, and publishers releasing GOTY editions of titles. Support our podcast at: https://...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhe...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disney CEO recruiting, and Donald Duck's bare ass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morni...

Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, James Cameron, Rambo, Piranha II, Scarlet J. Hanson, Transformers One, Hot Frosty and Ashley's upcoming book dilemma. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www....

Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort, remote healing, bubbles all around, Elon Musk's all-in bets, Rayban (Meta) Smart Glasses, Snapchat, Google Glass, The Red Arrows, To Tariff or Not To Tariff, Amazon driver glasses, Xbox Kinect, mapping data, Raygun retires, Vikings trib...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas movies, The Grinch no one remembers, Scrooged, Fred Claus, Interstellar's disastrous rerelease, ironic traditions, Trump's biggest asset, China's massive stimulation efforts, and Wicked porn promotions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patre...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans searches for moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American accents, speaking French to French people, talking loudly, Red One, Christmas hits, Elf, Marvel series, Zemeckis' Here, finding movie budgets, unproduced Star Wars trilogies, Marvel series on the rise, characters cut from Deadpool, Gambit, a...

Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad Bhabie's origins, Netflix France busted, stealth employment, sexy singles, bad search for short content, missing dates, word clouds, social media bans, and checking the description in the bio found in the comments Support our podcast at: htt...

Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite distractions, staring at walls, and if audiobooks have killed traditional reading. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone will go out to vote and let their voice be heard. If you want to avoid any election or poltical talk, start the podcast at 30:00.Patreon members, be on the look out for an additional special episode coming for you later today. Support our podc...

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in pods, Hong Kong coffin homes, housing costs, commuting for college, and your predictions for America's next big political debate. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomew...