Mindless Prattle

Is that a special late episode or just the version that had to be rerecorded due to audio issues??? In either case we bring you this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we talk about the most efficient way to keep your captured children and dogs comfortable in their cages, the apparently gorgeous cast of Dune Part II, our live action tattoo ideas, and the importance of enjoying the journey of...

Don't drop your socks off at the cleaners just yet, its the first unedited episode of Mindless Prattle where we bring you Ripley's thoughts raw and in the headphones. Get ready to practice your squats for the history of childbirth, a lesson on royal lines, the how to guide on chastising squirrels and the exciting make believe world of courtship in England. Don't forget your weekly dose of cat stor...

Wriggle and worm your way on in to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we discuss only the finest of imports such as which is the ruling class of fruit, why is the taste of green, and getting your card buggy asked for at the local grocery store. Don't be a big cog in the machine, this week be a little cog and challenge the types of orange chicken they serve you! Get on your nice perfume...

Ever been given so many tasks in a week that your hobbies take a backset by default? If so you must be this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Don't let the length disappoint you there's still tons of fun to be had and some people have to learn to work with what they've got! From the new MFA course to the lovingly partially deaf meat counter attendants this weeks stuffed with all sorts for the im...

We back for another season of thoughts misconstrued and ill-conceived at all manner of times throughout the brain. Don't get wrapped up in the Games just yet, first learn about the Snow and why Big Gulps on the floor just have a better flavor than the rest. The world kicked had a rockin new year celebration with an explosion in South Korea, an earthquake in Japan, and plane parts falling from the...

It's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you can enjoy all them new games that don't follow tr...

Its the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants . We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout for Ripley's new book, rumored to come out Feb 202...

Theres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken fridge in stock for all our military dependas out ther...

It's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December and the Mindless crew is here to spread sickness a...

The Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful time management skills, had to cut this week's epis...

Don't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plague; Why are cats apart of which culture; and more...

Don't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your alien p**n in public but don't let that stop you from...

Ever been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a podcast episode description? Don't worry, we're your...

We brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fog Grey Tea Grande that We've been hearing so much...

Don't get depressed from what happens in Act II, the mosquitos are back and so are the black bears in this week's Texas edition of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's making delicious delicious pot roast this week and wants to share it with the world. Before she can though we distract her with all the scary movies we can think of to throw her into the Halloween spirit including your childhood favorites lik...

Whether you're blessed with creative hands or cursed with creative brain you can feel welcome on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! Butter them buns however you feel comfortable, dont forget the pickles and hot sauce as we make only the healthiest of examples in dietary choices. You can even bring us along as you mess around in stores with your friends as long as you don't spill the mashed po...

Don't anger skynet more than you have to this week as we tackle the big issues like the latest Assassins Creed, Fourth Wing, and Spray on Shoes. Theres a mosquito flying about as we reforge all the memories we have about our name tags for work and our trips across the pond. The hosts of Mindless Prattle are gearing up this week for their long days and number 2's. Don't miss out on this weeks episo...

Theres a hot new reality show on Ripley's mind this week that you don't want to miss out on, bring your mom along and buckle up for the story of the week that'll be sure to massage your big brain muscles. There's no statute of limitations on listening to these Prattles as we go through the life expectancy abroad, your favorite Happy Meal toys, and all the annoying things that Ripley and Jordon do...

We took the easy road this week and have Chat GPT write the script for our Prattles. Turns out it's as easy as a Japanese vending machine or stalking your wife online... (not that we would ever do that). Give us your ears and your near-death experiences as we dive into the Roman empire and their wonderful techniques for teeth whitening! Look at them aliens from Mexico with us as we learn how to fo...

Get out your brand new wands and rods so we can attach some new heads to them with the checkout guy. And if you're not comfortable with that get your cat to pop a balloon and get your friend to order food while they're high. You're in for a treat this week as humanity looks to the stars, specifically K218B, (and maybe some starfield talk). We visited the gas station at 4 am so you didn't have to b...

Stuck at burning man 2023? Unable to get a haircut without waiting around for a few hours first? Ever witness the horrors of nonconsensual hugging? If yes or even maybe, come bar hopping with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's got the update and possible conclusion to her favorite record. Jordon wakes up to the smell of smoke and the ever vigilant fire sentry. Both Mindless pe...

We're back from our unexpected midseason midsickness break with a ton of stories for your weary ears! From being sick and staying home to being sick  and driving through hallucinations, we done seen some stuff this week 4 sure. Eat your one chip challenge in peace while you take an involuntary milk bath because its time for more Mindless Prattle with Ripley and Jordon! There's so much to list...

You bring the Mindless and we'll bring the Prattle to this weeks nonstop rollercoaster of a hangover recording. It's Ripley's Birthday and what better way to celebrate than to record her favorite podcast for her favorite Mindless Prattlers.  The world may be dying but that won't stop us from scarring gas station employees for life because as we all know, "Time passes through me differently" T...

The reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season of Futurama! We've got more than enough average he...

Call the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the perfect distraction in the form of another Mindless...