Mindless Prattle

There's new logos and the inevitable expansion of territory all bundled up on this week of Mindless Prattle, your favorite casting of the pods where Ripley and Jordon explore the depths of the horrors in the hotel room next door, the ability to time travel, and the human race procrastinating the solution to Y2K. If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com ....

Get your F money out cause we on a rampage quest for which fish is the most animal and why SHERLOC has old life. No AI in this episode, probably, as we explore the world of wholesome science news about the blob fish face, the untimely demise of team Blue, and the dangers of the online Blox community. Its Mindless Prattle back from a new studio so put on your ears and find a chair! If you liked wha...

Don't let yourself become Thanatoast, listen in to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! The loneliness is not alone, at least in Japan where they got one of them Ministers of Loneliness to help the public during tough times. We used to have the scientists with all the money and now we have the ice planet we live on! If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattl...

There's E Coli in the water and Hydrogen in the cars but with the future of protein structures secured there's no shortage of satellites from Northwood. If nothing else alarmo could be the way to go for your morning wake up needs, either that or the new alien game coming out. In any case this is the Prattle that goes on endlessly for at least another week. If you liked what you heard and want to s...

If you're in the wake of Hurricane Milton, i.e. Florida, leave before it gets there! Which came first, the fruit or the intoxicated ants? Depends on if you happen to be in Costa Rica or a bird I suppose. Don't pay the wrong bank and always ensure you have awareness of any unexploded ordinance in your area as Ripley leads us through another fruit fly brain of an episode of Mindless Prattle! If you...

Its complicated when the brain shrinks and all the memories go bye bye. Luckily we have the mighty Ripley to explain it all away for us. She promises equal scares for all under her reign and no children allowed during spooky season so don't forget to get out and vote in your local election for spookiest caster! If you do forget no need to worry, it's probably just your brain shrinking from pregnan...

If you've ever slept in the dark this might be the episode for you. We've got breathing and water and sometimes both but most of all there are video games to live in and then there are video games to LIVE in... You choose on this week of Ripley asks a question that we don't have the answer to but the show must go on and this is a really long title for a show! It be Mindless Prattle in all its glor...

In this frosty episode, we dive into the world's most pressing mysteries—like why grain silos are scarier than quicksand, and why ice is secretly the ultimate villain. Brace yourself for tales of ice derbies, catastrophic cat videos from space, and why the apocalypse is really just an elaborate scheme to take all our ice cubes. We'll also investigate the unsolved mystery of why playing the piano i...

This week, we have a feast for your ears as we discuss wild things such as people who are bad at driving and the proper way to build a pc. Jordon has some adventures at the bar and Ripley gets major FOMO. We've got all that and more on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . If you've got a message to share with...

Do you enjoy thermometers being injected into your anus? What about valuing the gym over your child's comfort? No? Well, if that doesn't do it for you then we also have plenty of space facts and discussions about cool new games coming to a screen near you. If you're still not convinced then maybe you will enjoy the riveting tale of the spy whale. That's your mindless prattle for the week :) If you...

Hello Mindless Peeps. This week we have a true treat for your ears. You can learn all about casual alcoholism, galloping crocodiles, and so much more! Catch Jordon being annoying and Ripley being hopped up on coffee. If that's not enough, we discuss some facts that will wow your ears. If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . If you've got a message to...

The Mexican Siri is here to help your ears digest the latest episode of Mindless Prattle! She goes in depth this week on the aspects of stilts versus spreaders and how to know which one is which. Find out how to paint your Xbox holes. Get an extra soul mate who will defend you from bees at the local pool. Get in love with Fall for the low price of a pumpkin and a printer and always remember, Manat...

Hello our mindless brethren! This week we've got a whole bunch of fun for you such as the tiktok censorship algorithm, the insidiousness of AI art, and if Redfall still sucks (it does). Do you care about your gamer score and the whole-ness of numbers? What about the sadness of What Remains of Edith Finch? If you've ever witnessed a woman being terrible to video game characters, please call our hot...

Hello Mindless Peeps! (TW for this episode: we discuss a case of black children being enslaved by their white adoptive parents. If this is too much for you, please skip this episode and we will see you next week instead.) We are back with another episode of things that will amaze and shock you. Learn about the end of gaming magazines as we know it and why English linguistics hurts the brain. Not s...

Is the episode late or are we early for next week? Take all your things and understand what it is to hoard with us as we explore the latest quiz we didn't want to know the answers to. There's dumpster trucks full of snacks and a mild Halloween in Japan just waiting for more souls to cling onto but don't you fret none because there's a microtransaction right behind it to fuel our galactic overlords...

Hello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien of the seas. Deep dive in with us this week and l...

Do you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discuss that suffocation is bad for you. The creme de l...

Be perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bedroom with consent geez. Anyway what was I saying.....

Hold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have. (side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but the country recognizes 26 different languages....

Hold off on second puberty for a bit cause it's time for more Mindless Prattle in your not so innocent ears. Shout out to the Chaplains for their input on the implementation of last rites and when not to use them! This week we dug up some old news and compared movies to their better book counterparts, had some mint with some lamb, registered a ship in Nassau, discussed why new hobbies are terrifyi...

Ever a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfolding around him but nevertheless we got the Mindless...

Its all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too! If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . If you've got a...

Get the chihuahua shake under control for this Fallout inducing, Taylor Swift loving, slow water watching, autistic quiz taking, read ahead or count ahead in class, cute little snail watching, random thought weilding rock em sock em episode of Mindless Prattle specifically prepared for your ears! Yes thats right no you didn't get a single period in that description, if the entertainment never stop...

Dive deep with the knowledge of what's rude at work, the various methods of killing people for science that have transpired throughout the world, a little dabble into the world of self-experimentation, the new farm types that have all the chicken lovers in a craze, trying to romance a wizard, a quick take on the live action One Piece, a friendly reminder to not be a pedophile, how to drive away fr...

It is that time of a week again where the words come from the device and travel through vibrations into your ears so you may interpret the sounds as they have been defined in the English language. But enough politics, we have some small jars that are only good for alcohol and a new RPG dress up game that's sure to delight (as long as you read slow enough to absorb the story and you do not expect t...