Metagaming

Following the harrowing discovery that their companion, Winry, has been abducted, the crew of the Conundrum Carriage waste no time. Gathering what clues remain, they trace the abduction back to their prime suspects: the ruthless Witch Hunters operating out of northern Divgorod. With tensions running high and the clock ticking, the crew rallies together, securing their transport and setting a despe...

The dust settles on one burned-out nightmare, only for the next mystery to pull up right alongside it. Following the explosive destruction of the monster tree, the Conundrum Carriage doors burst open to reveal a bizarre assembly of new faces: the hexblade goth rocker Dusk, a high-pitched gunslinger named Winry, the scrappy Azernak, and a basketball-spinning smarlin globe-trotter named Medowlark. A...

The fabric of reality stretches once again as a new player leaps directly off the table and into the world of Tareth! Materializing straight through a mysterious coat closet, Haku and Dan officially join the ranks of the Rum Rollers. There’s no time for a formal welcome, however, as the party finds themselves standing in a breathtaking, lush garden situated on top of the massive Airship 86. High a...

The balls continue to fly with Silas in the lead and a new player The Baron Vesper "The Vine" who begins with a wild swing and Ash hears many pleas for her hand while thinking about how to best come out on top.

The selection process goes on for the selection of the next royal Dip to marry the incumbent Grand Chip, Malvolian Ashlyn Desdemona Croy or Ash as we generally know her. Secrets and favors are exchanged to gain favor in this continuing high stakes game of whimsy. Warchief Graknak of sORCrates is taking attacks from two fronts, Silas, the liquid Mirror, strikes Graknak's ball out to oblivion of...

The Shadow Seekers Ezra, Aganon, and Franklin recruit Mamey in the hunt for Ash and their plans to have a hostile take over ready if the Grand Chip returns from her lush Fey Garden and the game of Croy-qutte.

The Rum Rollers have faced their most harrowing trial yet, standing amidst the colossal, decaying remains of the Undead Tarrasque only to realize the battle was just beginning. As the "Original Gold Master" instance Liber-tree took flight toward the Peninsula of Trời, the crew was left behind to face a burgeoning biological nightmare: the Rhyzombie .

The Shadow Seekers , while Ash is navigating the treacherous politics of the Feywild Garden with her mother and suitors, the rest of the party initiates a chaotic, parallel investigation within the Croy Family Summer Castle . The team fractures immediately: Ezra is separated and subjected to an aggressive "High Victorian" grooming session by the immaculate house staff, leading him to dis...

A group of unlikely adventurer companions is born! As a new GM/DM takes the helm and steers the Infinite Sea to a fun energetic oneshot.

As the Rum Roller crew catches their breath amidst the wreckage of the Undead Terrasque, the jungle itself turns hostile. Without warning, a stampede of Ancient Dinosaurs erupts from the treeline, driven by a frenzied, unnatural hunger. But the reptiles are only the vanguard. No sooner does the crew repel the beasts than the very flora of the putrid dead zone begins to move. The trees themselves—g...

The Return of the Heir The atmosphere of the garden shifted tangibly as Ash finally made her appearance. No longer a distant rumor of botanical malaise, the Level 20 heiress now stalks the perimeter of the courts, her presence acting as a gravitational well for the suitors’ desperation. Her arrival has triggered a flurry of Sovereign Pleas , with several suitors offering "Light Snacks" o...

The Rum Rollers have faced many horrors, but nothing prepared them for the Undead Tarrasque —a mountain of necrotic flesh and bone that shouldn't exist, an anomaly in the world's math. As the crew reaches their breaking point, the newly born god from the God-Tree, Liber-Tree manifests his prime avatar to help the Rum Rollers face the truly grotesque gargantuan. Liber-Tree is graciously pla...

Gemini said In the debut episode of the Shadow Seekers' latest arc, the "Grand Croy-quet" tournament, in the Fey Wilds, began with a display of high-fashion, high-stakes, and surprisingly heavy hits. While the heiress Ash was conspicuously absent—rumored to be recovering from a "botanical malaise" in the private villas—the suitors wasted no time trying to impress the vacant...

The thrumming, metallic heart of Airshiff 86 has become a battlefield. The Rum Rollers , facing a crisis in the city’s vital Propeller Room , have squared off against a massive, malfunctioning automaton—a bronze monstrosity shaped like a gargantuan crab. While the seasoned crew handles the tactical chaos and the automaton's shadowy echoes, the fight comes down to a single, breathless moment of...

In a move that has left The Crisp —Athenia's high society—in a state of breathless shock, Mamey , the group's Goliath Barbarian, has physically claimed the Throne of the Shifting Palm . Resting her massive frame upon the black marble claw, she presents a stark, primal contrast to the delicate, golden-masked court. It is here that the divine intersects with the political: the goddess Craigl...

The Rum Rollers have found their rhythm. Gone are the days of fumbling for steel and spell; today, they move with the lethal coordination of a crew that has stared into the abyss and didn't blink. But as they venture into the thrumming, metallic heart of Airshiff 86 , they are about to learn that some malfunctions cannot be solved with a sharpen blade or a well-placed bolt.

The Shadow Over Athenia The episode opens in the heart of Athenia , the gleaming capital of the Verdant Hegemony of Croya . This isn’t a city governed by law, but by the Pussichipacy —a unique, matriarchal absolute rule established by the shape-shifting Croy family . Under the gaze of the Grand Chip, Malice Croy , the city feels like a living theater. Every citizen is a performer, and the Croy wom...

The Rum Rollers have officially left the solid ground of the lower realms behind, mooring Adüné at the docking gantry of Airshiff 86 , a city-ship that defies both gravity and traditional economics. In this episode, the crew navigates the high-pressure social atmosphere of the Star Talker Federation Union (STFU) and discovers that in the sky, your worth isn’t measured by the gold in your purse, bu...

After years of carving out a bloody existence in the pits of Hell, the party has finally emerged. This episode of Metagaming finds our "heroes"—if you can call them that—shaking off the sulfur and brimstone as they complete their first long rest on the surface of Tareth in sORCrates . For the first time in an eternity, they wake up to a sky that isn't burning and air that doesn't...

In this high-stakes, high-altitude episode, the crew of the Rum Rollers faces their most daunting challenge yet: gnomish bureaucracy. Having tracked the legendary celestial gnomes— in a wandering tavern-city from the God Realm—the crew decides to forgo a formal hail and instead attempts to sneak up on the massive floating metropolis. However, the "Zephyr-Steampunk" defenses of a city run...

After a whirlwind of high stakes and narrow escapes, the Shadow Seekers finally take a moment to breathe—and eat. In this episode of our D&D adventure, the party finds themselves tucked away in the cozy, steam-filled corner of Grandma Sue’s Noodle Shop . Located in the gritty but familiar Outer Blue Ring of the city, the shop provides the perfect cover for a much-needed tactical briefing. Over...

Queen Phiada and Chandar, PoptArt and Moak are united and it feels so good!

The bells aren't jingling. They’re tolling. Imagine the scene: The sleigh is loaded, the wind is howling at minus forty, and "Santa" finally steps onto the snow. But something is wrong. The "Ho-Ho-Ho" sounds like a guttural growl, and the scent of peppermint is being choked out by the stench of scorched earth and wet fur. In this week's chilling episode, we dive deep in...

Experience the ultimate high-stakes D&D moment! In this week's episode, the party faces a literal terminal velocity nightmare. Dropping from 15,000 feet , our heroes turn themselves into living meteors to collide with the heart of the NPC army . It’s a race against gravity and a masterclass in tactical teleportation . Will they survive the impact, or will the campaign end in a crater? Join...

The Rum Roller have finally returned to sORCrates ! Get ready for a massive celebration as the city prepares to honor the defeat of the dreaded Professional Necromancy Cult (PNC) . Meanwhile, the body of the Wizard Formerly Known as Matt is prepared for a new purpose: receiving a new soul. A determined Druid plans to use this resurrected vessel to finally revive the grove around the mighty Liber-T...