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ATHF ROY ROMANO EDITON. Like it or not, we're going on Indefinite Hiatus. It's not you, it's us. In the meantime, the Carl episode (S3E13, 10/24/2004) is good to have. Mark Tremonti from Creed is here and we're wearing cuffed beanies again. Why would you want your steak "medium" when you could have it "large"? Dave Wendy's fan fiction and talking about the a...

Like it or not, we're back. It's Scott Ian. It's Hypno-Germ. Remember Salvia? Remember Merrick Garland? Remember when drugs taught you things about yourself? Peja Stojakovic vs. Pete Stoyanovich. Bringing back the deep v in The Bear Season 2. 78% on Rotten Tomatoes. The Letterman Laugh. October 17th aka Alternative Pearl Harbor. The classism of jar sauce discourse. Jarring Sauce Memes...

Mark Tremonti from Creed is back and it's Oops! All Culture Corner!. 2008 YouTube, specifically Hannes Coetzee the Spoon Man. The upcoming Aphex Twin vs. Ice Spice battle tape. Dumb people rule (we're ones). Celebrating culturally dusty guys and the dead idea of the American Hipster. Working the 2008-2015 Micro Dark Age Theory through. Gen Z's media literacy antibodies as an indicator...

Jon Stewart vs. John Stuart Mill Celebrity Deathmatch. Creed 3: The Creed and 311 supergroup. 7 Tower Theory. Scott Ian's back, and we're talking about his band S.O.D. (System Of Down) and "Dusty Gozongas" (10/3/2004). This is a normal one where we talk about names and 9/11 and how the recent widening of clothes was influenced by Trump being president. Miss the Sealab 2021 episodes? Hit our Patreo...

Welcome to The Show. Scott Ian's here and we're talking about The South Bronx Paradise Diet (9/26/2004), SIIIMPLE. Discussing the crawl-walk-run progression of present-day postmodernism as any good pod can and should do. The 1998 revival is good because the 90s were good. We're going to see revivals of mall walking – now with Kelly Kapowski drip – probably in tandem with a revival of subscription...

Getting 30 Rock and 3rd Rock From The Sun mixed up, forever. French Stewart? What's next? Italian Soupscience? Dude, Where's My Car 2: The Wrong Car? Why? Directed by Wong Kar-Wai. Much like BadlandsChugs, The Gang is Back featuring Kirk Hammett to talk about The Afghan Colossus, Peak MLM, and "The Final Mooning" (9/19/2004). We're going to send you a DVD email to your video game living room. Frie...

What was it with 90s heartthrob actors and serial killers having 3 names? Remembering Sarah Palin. Smoking this loud weed called Dutch Bag. Jim snd Scott Ian scrawl some cuss words into their desks while talking about "Little Brittle". Coming soon: The AARP Emo Nite rebrand sponsored by Vans Warped Tour. Stay tuned for Total Retirement Live, hosted by Carson Daly (Old). Miss the Sealab 2021 episod...

Eating The Lettuce Sandwiches regardless of whether or not you have a TLS cert. Iceberg lettuce supremacy. Lettuce discourse in general. Steak-Umm Twitter. You're telling me Bill "The Shrimp" Walsh fired this (Jerry) Rice? James Hetfield (Metallica) is here. We're talking about "Robositter" (9/5/2004). Some bonus fat at the end with Luke Nukem. Come check out our new restaurant Meat/Space/Communit...

Welcome to 2023. We're back and celebrating 2 years of doing some form of this dumbass pod. Thank you for being here <3. Today we're looking at "eDork" (8/29/2004), and we think it's boring that there are only like 2 types of VR headsets you can buy in the current day. I want a VR headset that looks like a pair of Pit Vipers and comes installed into a 1980s BMX helmet that has a game on it wher...

Deep name lore and cultural frontiering. Going down the opinion hole.  Scott Ian's Burner Account is back and we're talking about "Gee Whiz" (8/22/2004). Andy Merrill voice acting supremacy. Life in the post-web search age. Getting served garbage by the hellbanned algorithm. Getting your body destroyed by the chemicals in your Old Spice body wash as a bit. 1995maxxing. We've let idpol complet...

We've got an all-star appearance from one of the OGs today. We welcome back Josh from the Sealab Pod Days. Josh is an encyclopedia of ATHF knowledge and it's always a treat having him on. Today we're talking "Remooned" (8/15/2004). The show is very clearly in a new stride and the quality episode-to-episode is as high as it's ever been. The writers worked really hard in S2 to figure out a good form...

Had a dream that the Robinhood app was called Rolling Stone. We're on the horn with David Letterman talking about "Unremarkable Voyage" (5/9/2004). Inventing a guy who thinks Gangnam Style is still the most popular song in the world. Inventing guys in general. We have to imagine Sisyphus smiling. The concepts of Wolfnapping and Kony 2012. Things that you would say in a lunchroom in 2004. Orange Co...

SEASON 3 Y'ALL WE MADE IT. Scott Stapp's with us and we're talking about Video Ouija (4/25/2004). This is the best episode of the show yet, full stop. This is the editorial opinion of this pod, the hill that we're dying on, for now. Julia-Louis Dreyfus lowkey a slapstick queen. Beating "the stew" out of a guy namew Stew. As things get more grim, our mechanisms of escape from that grimness must get...

It's the end of Season 2, and we're here with special guests Dave and Carl to talk about the cultural legacy of ATHF and the changes the last 2 decades have brought for Dude Culture in America. Thank you for being here. We'll see you in Season 3!

10th anniversary of None Pizza, Left Beef; the GOATed work of Dada. Thinking about what makes A Bad City. Esoteric NFL Blitz 2000 strategies paying off. Jim and Slavoj Vibecheck shill for their Laser House collab with SimpliSafe X Supreme X DARPA and briefly say some things about "Frat Aliens" (11/30/2003). Stop worrying about people stealing your Stryve Biltong off your porch and go ride the bus...

Ad-hoc working groups always resembling 2001 Crimethinc Leftists. It's giving MLM; it's giving shitty party. Yeah I'm into P90X. Eating a pizza 90x a year! Jim and Scott Ian say some cuss words about "The Last One" (12/31/2003). It's important to have a good foundational analysis of the way the world works so people can't just sell you whatever they want all the time. Miss the Sealab 2021 episodes...

The Karl Popper meal at Burger King featuring the Burger Tulpa. Naming your child born in 2020 Travis Scottmeal as a bit. The Big Gary Vee Takedown of 2022. Jim and Scott Ian discuss the Fast Fashion of the 2010s and the forthcoming Fast Technology of the 2020s on the backdrop of "The Cloning" (12/31/2003). If the shitty company you work for is selling you "mindfulness" to help you cope, then you'...

The Punisher Fast Pass at music festivals, coming soon. The Garfield 9/11 "I Hate Tuesdays" shirt. The rise of working class voices in Leftist discourse. Jim and Scott Disick discuss the coming age of Patreon-driven brick-and-mortar parasocial clubs and say also a few things about "The The" (12/21/2003). Safdie Bros. & A24 present: ATHF The Movie, starring Jared Leto as Shake, Wood Harris as F...

Pronouncing "Roblox" like "Rob Lowe" (the French way) to seem different. The vibe mechanics of true punishers. Time traveling for future mogging. The Gang make a bunch of Conversation Mistakes while talking about "The Dressing" (12/14/2003). Years ago they tried to Miss the Sealab 2021 episodes? Hit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adultswimpodcast2021

Adio shoes. 9/11/2003. Pumpkin spooky girls beating the cheugy allegations, as it turns out. The Gang circle up and wax nostalgic about eating Sonoran dogs in 2010 while discussing "The Clowning" (12/7/2003). We also unpack what the cheugy cultural moment meant in the macro and what its legacy is in the current day, so you've gotta hand it to us there. Miss the Sealab 2021 episodes? Hit our Patreo...

Doordashing a P'Zone. Remembering Some Guys culture. Lady Goo Goo Gaga lore. Jim, Mark Ruffalo, and Carl rap on "The Cubing" (11/23/2003). Immediately no. Miss the Sealab 2021 episodes? Hit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adultswimpodcast2021

Cyberbullying Jimmy John's into making the Broodwich. Loving capitalism so much that you want to live forever for it. ORGN: Uber for Kidneys, coming soon. Jim and Mark Tremonti from Creed level some critiques of the uniquely hellish current-day flavor capitalist godlessness and write some Emeril Lagasse fan fiction alongside a frank discussion of "Kidney Car" (11/16/2003). When you encounter an op...

Mountain Dew Doritos flavored Mike & Ikes. Good & Plenty apologists. Virgin Fireball. Jim, Carl, and Dan unpack what it's like to have shared adult memories from over half your lives ago while talking about "Broodwich" (11/2/2003). In 20 years we're all gonna be Midwesterners. Get ready. Miss the Sealab 2021 episodes? Hit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adultswimpodcast2021

Eating Joke Subway Sandwiches in the Hoyt-Schermerhorn station. The peaking in high school to joining an MLM pipeline. Shakeology 2: The MLM for men where you just have to sell a bunch of fast food milkshakes to your friends ever day. Jim and Scott Aukerman of the ska podcast Ska Talkerman get deep into seasonal produce and also talk a little about “The Shaving” (10/26/2003). In an era when we're...