Just The Fake Ones

For our Halloween episode (it's Halloween for as long as you want it to be, and at least for 2 more hours while you listen to this) we watched Phenomena (1985, dir. Dario Argento) and discussed it with our lovely cousin, Love! If you haven't seen it, and can handle the content, consider giving it a watch before listening, sometimes it's beyond words. CW:  discussions of murder, violenc...

In season 2, we're about the 2007 show "Pushing Daisies", a hilarious, whimsical show about a pie maker, Ned, who can bring back the dead. In this episode, the pie maker Ned and his friends investigate the not so mysterious death of a man, despite knowing exactly how he died. CW:  discussions of murder, violence, death, disturbing imagery. Theme music, background music, leveling, and...

In season 2, we're about the 2007 show "Pushing Daisies", a hilarious, whimsical show about a pie maker, Ned, who can bring back the dead. In this episode, the pie maker Ned and his friends investigate the strange death of a man who was killed by a crash test dummy. CW:  discussions of disordered eating, murder, violence, death, disturbing imagery. Theme music, background music, leve...

Here at the start of our Season 2, we start our discussion about the 2007 show "Pushing Daisies", a hilarious, whimsical show about a pie maker who can bring the dead back to life. CW: discussions of murder, violence, death, disturbing imagery. Theme music, background music, leveling, and editing is by TheyLoveThem. Find them on  Soundcloud .

Join us for this very "Vibes Only" bonus episode of the pod where we're talking about the 2022 movie Bodies Bodies Bodies. For some reason we expected there to be way more Lee Pace in this movie than there actually was, but that's okay cause we had a good time! And some fictional murder DID happen! Just not as much as we thought. CW : discussions of murder, violence, death, distu...

For the season one finale (for both Hannibal and Just the Fake Ones!) we gather together to watch Will become Garret Jacob Hobbs by Hannibal's design. There's an ear in a sink, we talk about puzzles, and wish everyone would stop going to Dr. Lecter with their problems. He's getting too many ideas. CW : discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, disturbing imagery. Theme and b...

This episode we go on a little trip with Dr. Abel Gideon! He's back for the last time this season, and is going on a murder spree through the psychiatrists that worked on him, and asking himself the important question that we all at times ask ourselves, "Who am I?" Will Graham is still doing very bad however, and Hannibal Lector is doing what Hannibal Lector does; making things worse...

This episode's murderer is Georgia Machen, a woman who thinks she's dead, can't see faces, and all of that would be a nightmare by itself if she didn't also try to peel back the mask of an old school friend's face. Hannibal is also our murderer this week, as always, except this week we're mad at him! We've officially left the Hannigram train! CW : discussions of murder,...

CW : discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, and disturbing imagery. This episode's murderer is Lawrence Wells, an old man with a legacy, a grudge, and a lot of bodies to piece together. It's also the beginning of the end for Will Graham's wellbeing this season, it's all down hill from here. Theme and background music is by TheyLoveThem. Find them on  Soundcloud

CW : discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, and disturbing imagery. This episode's murderer is Tobias Budge, and Hannibal as always. In this episode we say goodbye to Franklyn, Tobias, and Will Graham's mental health. We also, FINALLY, talk a little bit about some "Hannigram". Theme and background music is by TheyLoveThem. Find them on  Soundcloud

CW : discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, and disturbing imagery. This is part two of our discussion of Hannibal Season 1 Episode 7. We pick up where we left off talking about Devon Silvestri, Hannibal Lecter, and organs, naturally. Theme and background music is by TheyLoveThem. Find them on  Soundcloud

CW : discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, and disturbing imagery. The murderer this week is Devon Silvestri, an organ harvester that takes a bit of a backseat to the shows more important organ harvester: Hannibal Lecter. We were so excited to talk about everyone's favorite person-suit wearing cannibal that the recording has been split into two parts of more listenable lengths....

CW : discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, and disturbing imagery. The murderer this week is Dr. Abel Gideon, in the style of The Chesapeake Ripper. Theme and background music is by TheyLoveThem. Find them on Soundcloud

CW : discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, and disturbing imagery. The murderer this week is Elliot Buddish, who spends his last days turning criminals into angels. Theme and background music is by TheyLoveThem. Find them on Soundcloud

CW: discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, violence against children, child death, and disturbing imagery. This week our murderer is Eva, or her group of brainwashed children. We also discuss how much we did not like this episode. Here is a link to some of W. S. Graham's poetry Theme and background music is by TheyLoveThem. Find them on Soundcloud .

This week we're talking about Hannibal Season 1 Episode 3. Our murderer this week is Hannibal Lecter (and Abigail Hobbs might also say herself). CW: discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, and disturbing imagery. Theme and background music created by TheyLoveThem. Find them on Soundcloud

This week we're talking about Hannibal Season 1 Episode 2. Our murderer this episode is Eldon Stammets. CW: discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, and disturbing imagery. Theme and background music created by TheyLoveThem. Find them on Soundcloud

This week we talk about Hannibal Season 1 Episode 1. Our murderer this episode is Garret Jacob Hobbs. CW: murder, cannibalism, violence, blood, and at around 16 minutes into the episode we make some pretend gagging noises. Theme and background music created by TheyLoveThem. Find them on SoundCloud .

Episode 1 of Just The Fakes Ones will be out on January 9th 12 EST. If you're interesting in following our socials for updates you can find us on Twitter, Instagram, Tiktok, and Tumblr at fakeonespod. Or you can email us at fakeonespod@gmail.com