Internet Analysis

Let's explore the concept of "anti-brainrot content." Can watching "smarter" stuff really help us learn? Is it better for our brains? Or is it just buzzword-filled, AI-written, pseudo-intellectual slop??? Let's dig in to the limitations of trying to post 'intellectual' content on social media...

allow me to over-analyze this influencer's series where she orders food delivery far too often, lmao

lots of mormon influencer stuff in the culture lately!! Nara Smith rebrand, Ballerina Farm, Yesteryear... let's dig into the world of Mormon creators - especially family vloggers

let's discuss THE going out outfit aka "the Boston Uniform" -- a black top and light wash jeans!! but why does it feel so weird to see a dozen girlies in the wild wearing the exact same thing?

Let's discuss the "trial by social media" phenomenon. We the people love the public spectacle of hearing stories, collecting evidence, and delivering judgments. Who is innocent, who is guilty??

Let's discuss the epidemic of "smart" products that are actually just overpriced, unnecessary, and useless - far too often!!

Let's get into the nuance of nuance!! And a larger conversation about how we interact online... how can we actually work to communicate and understand each other better? Is it possible?!

Let's discuss performing "busyness" at work and the rise of "Bullsh*t Jobs." I think it's deeply insulting that the vast majority of people have to spend at least 40 hours per week doing questionable labor... and many don't even get the dignity of a living wage. Let's dream of a better future!! Better jobs, better pay, and shorter work weeks.

Let's discuss the excesses of modern (American?) bachelorette trip culture! From strict dress codes and outfit requirements... to extravagant gift bags... To the new trend of reaching out to brands and requesting PR products?? And finally, the concept of "treating your bach like a brand trip." Who is doing this?? And who can afford it all?!

Let's discuss influencer fatigue in the context of 2026! We're tired of screens, ads, and being SOLD stuff, constantly. But at the same time, many people are incentivized to pursue content creation as a potential way to earn extra money.... which is very valuable in this unstable economy. So let's dig in!

Let's discuss female friendships, the complex dynamics of bridesmaids, and why so many friendships end during / after a wedding! TIME STAMPS:00:00 - intro1:23 - the fantasy of the perfect girl group3:30 - the social media of it all4:19 - bridemaids are SO sorority-coded5:07 - how do you actually pick your bridesmaids??7:47 - thanks, Opera!9:26 - insecurity, comparison, and jealousy10:27 - not...

potential new series on my 2nd channel - Loud and Wrong! in which I dissect silly fights and misinformation within comment sections

let's discuss compulsory gift-giving around the holidays... for the algo: Have we forgotten what the holidays are really about? We're overwhelmed with gift guides, ads, affiliate links... We're spending money on gifts we can't afford... and we're receiving gifts we don't really want. White elephant, Yankee swap, Dirty Santa... Too many gift exchanges!! It's a lot of was...

(Uploading my 2nd channel commentary videos here now, too!) Here's the latest episode from November! Let's discuss the overwhelming wave of facelifts and blephs (eyelid surgeries), especially in the celebrity world. So now the beauty standard is that even the most beautiful A-list 35 year old celebs have to get facelifts?? What's going ON??

(Uploading my 2nd channel commentary videos here now, too!) Here's an episode from October, about the "Hermes Game." Basically, if you ever want to buy a highly-coveted bag like a Kelly or Birkin in the store, you'll have to keep spending more and more money until they OFFER you the opportunity. It's wild. Rich people are fascinating!!

(Uploading my 2nd channel commentary videos here now, too!) Here's an episode from August, about one of the worst landlords I've seen... and YES, he's selling a course, teaching others how to profit off being a horrible slumlord of Section 8 housing.

(Uploading my 2nd channel commentary videos here now, too!) Here's an episode from July. I have been a long-time giant pickup truck hater because these cars are not only obnoxious... but extremely dangerous to pedestrians and fellow drivers!

(posting my 2nd channel commentary videos here now, too!) Here's the episode from July. Let's discuss how absolutely absurd and wasteful PR packages have become!!

let's discuss all the time, money, and energy involved in these elaborate beauty maintenance routines! and dig into whether "high maintenance to be low maintenance" is even possible?!

Let's analyze the "influencer accent" - what exactly is it, why do influencers sound like that, and why do audiences seem to hate it so much??

Let's discuss hygienetok, showertok, and all the performative ways we show that we're the CLEANEST of them all! ► TIME STAMPS: 00:00 - intro 2:41 - the only correct shower routine 5:33 - personal hygiene is personal (shock!!) 8:12 - thanks, Nurx! 9:14 - the wash cloth debate 15:21 - Black women and the hygiene olympics 20:40 - shame and stigma 23:48 - what's the point of performative h...

are gen z REALLY acting like boomers?? let's discuss...

I was recently interviewed in the family vlogger documentary series, Born to be Viral! so let's discuss...

let's talk about PARENTAL LEAVE and why it is so necessary!!

why use brain when have chat??? (god help us)