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It's the finale you've all been waiting for, and we can honestly say, we did NOT see that one coming. We've talked about some horrible fathers on this podcast, but William might just take "Dad of the Year" for this bullshit. Thanks for coming on this mini-journey with us! Everyone stay safe out there and wash your goddamn pillows.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8i...

So far, the most unbelievable part of this Netflix miniseries that asks us to accept that a father would have no issue seducing his daughter-in-law-to-be is that no one seems to have noticed that said father is acting SUSPICIOUS AF. It's only getting worse the closer we get to the end, and you know what, maybe everyone deserves what they get at this point for being so freakin' stupid. Will Jay and...

Warning: This episode contains discussions of nonconsensual sex acts perpetrated on a decorative pillow. If that's not convincing enough for you to tune in, we're not sure there's anything else we can say.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com 

If you thought Riverdale was the show with the absolute WORST parents, we invite you to come along on THIS ride with us. The first episode of Netflix's miniseries Obsession features one deeply unhinged father and his wildly inappropriate fixation on his son's girlfriend, and that's all we care to say about it here because you really have to get into this one with us to experience the full BANANAS...

While we might not be sad to see the end of Season 7, we feel a bit differently about the end of Riverdale as a whole. It's a show that sparked our podcast and our friendship, and even though the last couple of seasons have been rough, the bad moments don't erase the good. Riverdale was never able to recapture the magic of those first couple of seasons -- in fact, it seemed to get further and furt...

With only two chances left to make things right, this penultimate episode of Riverdale takes a gigantic step back, right off a cliff. Despite this 7th season being set up from the beginning as a quest to return to the present day Riverdale we know and love(ish), Tabitha comes back to crush that dream and condemn us all to a finale in the 50s. With seemingly no more Barchie vs. Varchie, no more adu...

As they say, it's a numbers game, and this week, Riverdale finally gave us something worth talking about. It took 18 episodes, but For A Better Tomorrow reminds us of exactly why we are still here watching this train wreck so many years later. Crazy plot twists, unfathomably complicated conspiracy schemes, and the glue that holds this whole town together -- PALLADIUM. It's all there, and we love t...

Riverdale really be testing us with a Veronica-centric episode this close to the end. Not to mention Archie's apple-based seduction, the return of Vughead (barf), and our weekly reminder that Fangs needs to get famous in a hurry. Our only shining light here is an unexpected partnership between Betty and Cheryl with each one helping the other to embrace their sexuality. Enjoy our short and sweet re...

It's a Dawn & Lisa Double Digest for this week's episode of Riverdale recapping! Hot button issues include the questionable selection of judges for a beauty pageant featuring teenage girls, Alice's wildly (if not consistently) unethical parenting strategies, a rogue musical number, and the unwelcome resurrection of Vughead. Join us as we continue to ignore anything remotely important or plot-w...

We interrupt our regularly scheduled Riverdale recaps to bring you one of the most controversial new shows of 2023 -- HBO's The Idol. If there was an Oscar for Most Criminally Squandered Premise, this show would take the cake. Pieces of plot keep trying to shine through, but they are quickly extinguished by the Weeknd's rat tail and Lily-Rose Depp's nipples. Despite our best efforts, we couldn't e...

Well, kids, it's finally here -- the LAST Riverdale musical episode we will ever have to endure, and let's just say...it met our low expectations. Basically, Kevin and Clay decided to write an entire original musical based on the fact that Archie is incapable of making decisions, and they're shocked when it doesn't go over well with anyone. Between the flawed premise, the half-assed attempt at an...

It's commies, cameos, and comic books on this week's episode of Riverdale! Suddenly, our favorite small town is apparently CRAWLING with communist sympathizers, including guest star Hiram Lodge, who has been caught consorting with...Videl Mastro...yeah, we can't get over that one, either. And Clifford Blossom, the only real red scare that exists in Riverdale, continues his campaign against sexual...

We're back with more Riverdale, and Riverdale is back with more meaningless musical numbers crowbarred in where they don't belong and examples of extremely abusive parenting that should be prosecuted by a governing authority but are instead "resolved" with a stern lecture! But it's fine because we ALSO get...absolutely nowhere with the Milkman investigation. Plus, we get an answer to question we'v...

If Riverdale can time travel back into the 1950s, then we guess they're allowed to celebrate Halloween in June. There's a little something for everyone in this variety show including a tasteless zombie burlesque musical number, a mysterious late-night milk delivery, more horny Betty, and a stabby stab MURDER?? P.S. We apologize for the audio quality of this episode; we'd had one too many murder mi...

In what is ostensibly Riverdale's horniest season yet, no one in this damn town can seem to get laid. Betty and Veronica are trying their hardest and FINALLY get their "beaus" to take them out on dates, but Archie and Reggie are so obsessed with talking about cars with one another, it's a big fat waste of time (ours, too). Meanwhile, Cheryl is begging Toni to just spend some time with her, and spo...

This week, we're focused on Betty and Veronica, so we only enjoyed 50% of this episode (if you've listened to ANY of our Riverdale episodes, you already know which 50% we hated). Veronica becomes further embroiled in a war with her invisible parents, and Betty is going through it between borderline sexually abusive therapy sessions with Dr. Werthers and being disowned by her own mother for no appa...

This week, it's the return of Reggie (and Tabitha, who disappeared for six episodes but still managed to keep up with her schoolwork, thank god), and it's a whole new ball game! Archie does his golden boy best to help Reggie assimilate, but to the surprise of absolutely no one, Julian Blossom ain't about to let that happen without a fight. Veronica sinks to new lows, and RIP to our favorite new ch...

Recapping this episode was rough for a lot of reasons, but we're gonna give it a ~twirl~ We've got a particularly messed up homophobia plotline for Kevin, a CLASSIC Veronica-turned-entrepreneur story, and the briefest glimpse of THE MILKMAN threatening the life of our favorite new character, Brad Raybury. Dare we hope for a murder investigation next week?? Tune in next time to find out!   Don’t fo...

Peep show? More like creep show -- this episode features an overly involved Uncle Frank (and his mustache) cracking the whip on Archie for no good reason, Jughead engaging in a bit of unapologetic theft from his personal hero, and in our weirdest B&V team-up yet, a lingerie fashion show and a joint "Peeping Patty" session that made us ALL uncomfortable. At least Choni is back in action (FINALLY) a...

We interrupt our regularly scheduled garbage to take a pointless detour through someone's comic book-inspired fever dream on this week's episode of Riverdale. We get bite-size morality tales featuring headless basketball players, jungle leprosy, what was ALMOST a Spiderwoman origin story, and a menage a trois that's a real side-splitter (WINK WINK). This episode was a waste of time, but our recap...

This week, we celebrate the demise of our first mismatched pairing, thanks to Betty's unerring determination to GET LAID. With Cheryl and Archie on thin ice as well, we direct our full ire towards the blasphemy that is Vughead (BARF) and their half-hearted attempt to solve the milkman murders between bouts of awkward banter and unsexy makeout sessions. In other news, Uncle Frank is back and sporti...

If you came here for sex or education, we're sorry to say that this episode has neither. What we can offer is our most valiant attempt at making something interesting out of a very dull episode of Riverdale that couldn't deliver on its promise of salacious sexy times. Let us draw your focus instead to the newest murderer on the scene...THE MILKMAN, who allegedly stabby stabbed Ethel's parents and...

Gas up your DeLoreans because Season 7 of Riverdale is stuck in the 50s and we really need to get back to the future where, admittedly, everything still sucks but at least we'd be rid of Veronica's bangs. While Tabitha is working on untangling some timelines to restore the gang to the present day, we're working on untangling some of the ridiculous elements we've already been introduced to in just...

Brace yourselves! Season 7 of Riverdale is almost upon us! And there is A LOT of reminiscing to be done, as well as some well-intentioned attempts at predicting what's to come. We are both excited and terrified to see what the writers have in store for this final season of a show that has jumped about a hundred sharks in its 6-year runtime, and we hope you'll be there to experience it with us!   D...