High Class

Happy Thanksgiving!!! Kind of? Let's go back to 2024. A simpler time. And then let's go back further to the Victorian era, and even simpler time. We cover Victorian era inventions this episode! Those Victorians were wild ya'll. Lillian covers some wacky inventions, notably Victorian era prank machines. You read that right. Victorian era prank machines. Linda tells us about some iconic...

This episode was magical! Just like Disney. We just happened to be talking all things Disney and then BOOM we picked it as a topic?! That's some pure Disney magic. Linda teaches us about the various companies that Disney has bought, she tells us all about Club Penguin and then dives into what Disney World does during hurricanes. Lillian teaches us about Disney Dollars, the Disney Island in the Bah...

The topic this episode...parasites! Spooky! Linda shares her real-life story of surviving tapeworm as a teenager. Lillian grapples with her real-life guilt of telling all of their teachers that Linda had tapeworm in high school. On top of that we also learned about parasites! Lillian teaches us about parasites in North Korea. Linda tackles the question of, "Is a fetus a parasite?" (which is totall...

Linda not knowing about brat summer is so brat. This week we learned about sewage!! What a shitty topic. We learned all about the wastewater that we all slurp up on the daily. Linda teaches us about some of the most polluted rivers in the world. Lillian teaches us all about the Great Stink of 1858. This one is full of crap jokes. Sorry in advanced. Now get to class!!!!

Linda would like to preface this episode by saying that it's probably going to be easier to listen to if you're high. She says, "This one is for the highs." This episode is PIRATES. Mostly we discuss the similarities between the words pirates and Pilates. We also worked really hard on trying to comprehend how many people 10,000 people is. You read that right and now you're ju...

This episode is trash. We're telling you now. It's our trashiest episode yet. All we do is talk about trash. What happens to our trash? Where does it go? This is just an hour and a half or trash facts with "oh that's interesting" interludes. That's it. It's trash content. We can't make it any clearer. If you want trash, if you are trash, if you have a passion for...

23 and we (badoomch!) bring you Lesson 23 - The Bronze Age!! Our third best episode to date. Join us in class to hear the ladies reminisce about some of their high school shenanigans. Then listen to us learn all, literally ALL, about the bronze age and a little about the dark ages! See you in class!

WWE time baby!!!! Wow we went from knowing nothing about the WWE to having more questions than ever! We also gained a newfound appreciation for the WWE. I mean the fitness required for the stunts and let's talk about some of these characters!! We are considering ourselves confused fans now. Get your ass to class to hear us question everything we learned about the WWE (yes, you read that right)...

We're back again with part 2 babyyyy!! We start with a farm update then jump into morning announcements. Morning announcement- please tell us what you think of our movie day episodes! We are just dying, craving, just aching to know what you think. Anyway... LEPRECHAUN! You'll hear the reactions we had while watching the movie then you'll hear our (incredibly prestigious) notebook ratin...

Just like the Leprechaun in Leprechaun.... WE'RE BACCCKKKKKK!! Back from hiatus and coming in strong with a movie day. This is a TWOOOO PARTER! Part one consists of us apologizing to you for taking an unannounced pause. Oopsies, sorry. We go over the plot and reviews from Rotten Tomatoes for Leprechaun. We highly recommend that you listen to Lesson 12- Leprechauns before listening to this Movi...

This lesson we cover the man, the myth, the legend.... FLORIDA MAN. Lillian goes over some history of Florida and Florida Man. Who was the first Florida Man? Why is Florida so weird? She then shares a few silly Florida Man headlines she found. Linda explains why Florida Man headlines exist! She tells us about the Florida Man Joker and shares some crazy headlines. See you in class!

HEY! Pay attention! We're going over how to survive a plane crash today! This episode is a little spooky. Linda goes over some plane crash stats. Why do planes crash? Which planes crash more? Who are the sky police? Linda answers all of these questions, and more! She then goes over the history of Boeing and gives us an explanation as to why their planes are falling apart right now. Lillian tri...

What a magical episode!! Things got a little out of hand. Linda carried this episode and boy did she do an OK job! Lillian talks about wizards, magick and witches. She walks us through the three simple steps to becoming a wizard and shares stories about Michael Scott (not that one) and Tituba. Linda teaches us what being a wizard means in Japan. She then does a real bleak deep dive on Wizards of W...

We're back! Our first episode of 2024! This is our most wholesome episode to date. Linda eats fingernails, Linda and Lillian discuss "murder porn," and of course we have the heartfelt topic of *wet sloppy drum roll* The 27 Club! We joke. This episode comes with trigger warnings for days. It's a pretty sad, morbid topic. Linda shares stories of different artists who died at 27. Lillian dives into w...

Listen. We are tired. There will be no researching, no studying, no teaching today. We're rolling in the squeaky movie cart and throwing a movie on. It's movie day!! We decided to watch Saltburn because it seems like the cool thing to do right now. We start off with reviews, you'll hear reactions we had during the movie, then we'll review and rate it. You'll definitely want to...

Episode 17?! Can you believe?? We start with a look back on 2023. Oh, the memories! This is probably our classiest episode to date! The ladies reminisce about some of their fondest memories of porn. Lillian teaches us about the history of pornography. Linda teaches us all about the production and behind the scenes of pornography. This is a good one! See you in class!

16!! We decided to learn about Mount Vesuvius instead of Storage Wars and Lillian is so upset--she could erupt! Are volcano puns distasteful when talking about Pompeii? Sorry! Anyways! This episode we dive into volcanoes and what happened at Pompeii. See you in class!

Episode 15!!! Linda makes Lillian feels stupid with a stuuuupid riddle! We talk official High Class puppets....with real teeth? Lillian reminds Linda of a treasured childhood memory. Lighthouses are the topic this episode! Lillian discusses lighthouses that look interesting, as that's what's totally appropriate and makes loads of sense for an audio format! Linda takes us through the histor...

This week's lesson is Scotland! So naturally, Linda taught us about Ireland! Linda tries to wrap her head around the differences between Scotland and Ireland. She tells us the story of the real-life Braveheart.... who really had a blue face? Lillian covers Scotland's lil baby queen- Mary Queen of Scots! See you in class!

13! High Class is officially a teenager! They grow up so fast. This episode is all about sea monsters. Lillian Tries to convince Linda that she convinced herself that sea monsters are real! Linda does the complete opposite yet somehow still convinces Lillian that sea monsters are real! Listen. It's confusing but what we do know is that Lillian thinks she knows that sea monster exist. Sea you i...

Oh boy... This ....is..... an episode! This is our peak. This is a good one! Linda teaches us how cannabis can affect ADHD. She eventually teaches us some things about Leprechauns! I think? Lillian gives us some quick facts on Leprechauns then goes over the plots for the movies Leprechaun and Leprechaun in the Hood. This is an episode on stamina. There's tangents, bad puns and bad accents, but...

Episode 11!!!! We learned that Linda's had a wet hot summer in AZ! The topic this week *wet sloppy drumroll* DARK TOURISM. Woah. We learned so much. Both Lillian and Linda talk about what dark tourism is and different locations that are considered dark tourism sites. Lillian dived into McKamey Manor, which isn't really dark tourism but is super gross and interesting. ANYWAYS see you in cla...

Episode 10! Double digits! So many episodes! Will we Everest?? Badoomch! We pulled out all the stops for this one and by that we mean we took even more edibles, learned even harder and laughed even wheezier. Maybe this episode is our peak? Linda covers the weather, the Sherpas and certain climbers. Lillian tries to make sense of the numbers and logistics of this big ol' mountain.

This is a long one! But we have so much confidence in you, you can do it, you can finish this episode! It's a good one! Lillian covers the basics of vaudeville and freakshows then dives into early amusement rides and fun vaudeville one liners. Linda covers the nitty gritty. She gets into specific performers and P.T. Barnum (who is definitely a bad guy, right?). Buckle up, cozy in and get ready...

Ghost ships!! It's another spooky one! Things got a little out of hand so try to follow along. Ghost ships are real and the ocean is scary! The ladies cover different ghost ship stories in this one.