Hidden Tea Party

Part V of Alliance of the Golden Witch. We did it! We finished (half of) hit visual novel Umineko! Let's eat some small bombs to celebrate! But things don't stop here, as our hosts examine the last two tea parties, and decide on the motto of the podcast: Without Love, It Cannot Be Read. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Beatrice Voice-over pr...

Part IV of Alliance of the Golden Witch. Are you more sinful than a 12 year old? The answer may surprise you. Things draw to a dramatic cliffhanger as we finish episode 4! However, the true mystery is how many women has Rudolf slept with, and do they all have a group chat together. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarl...

Spoilers for all of Umineko come fast and loose in this bonus series, so watch out! The witch of video games has summoned Adam, an ace detective, to solve the mysteries of Umineko. There's just one problem - he's never read it before. Will this prove advantageous, or will he succumb to the witch's will? And how many twinks with DID are out there anyway? Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter:...

Part III of Alliance of the Golden Witch. Today we truly go Goat Mode as a special guest joins us to watch Rokkenjima descend into chaos. We discuss the yen value of children in this turbulent economy, examine Maria's extensive dental work and debate whether Kinzo is entering his dubstep era. Creepy Maria CG: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/umineko/images/6/6f/E0904_b.png/revision/latest?cb=2019...

Part II of Alliance of the Golden Witch. Trauma ahoy! Maybe skip this one if you're not on board for in depth discussions of parental violence. We travel between '86 and '98 to watch how two of our favourite girls had the worst day of their lives. And also discuss if E.L. James of 50 Shades fame read Umineko. Our wonderful host had Covid during this episode so sorry if she gets a little Crunchy. T...

Part I of Alliance of the Golden Witch. All aboard the Gendermobile! We go forward (back?) in time to 1998 to see how some very well dressed characters are doing, and check in to see if Grandad is still alive? The answer may shock you. For our American listeners, Frankie and Benny's is the Olive Garden and Center Parcs is Orlando. Amakusa: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/umineko/images/7/76/Amak...

Part IV of Banquet of the Golden Witch. On a very special episode of Hidden Tea Party, we have our first guest, the Witch of Spectating! We also discuss Nanjo's thoughts on policing, Eva's special trip to the beach that makes you old, and how Battler would do on RuPaul's Drag Race. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Our Special Guest Mike's Tw...

Part III of Banquet of the Golden Witch. Merch ideas a plenty! Watch this space for Kinzo's upcoming cookbook, incompitent booty shorts and umineko clue(do). Also maybe this chapter girlbosses a bit too hard?  Creepy manga panel: https://twitter.com/HiddenTeaParty/status/1550962481023094784 Chiester Sisters art: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/umineko/images/1/11/C_e0305_la.png/revision/lat...

Part II of Banquet of the Golden Witch. Anagrams! Don't you love them! Watch out for oversized banana peels as we delve into Kumasawa's emo playlist. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part I of Banquet of the Golden Witch. We did it gang! We solved hit visual novel umineko! Or did we? Find out as we delve into a hidden mansion that may or may not contain a sick ant farm. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Intro and Outro music by Beth Read. Golden Sneer by Luck Ganriki.

Part IV of Turn of the Golden Witch Things get particularly steamy in this weeks episode as Battler finds out what happens if you surrender to a witch. Also please don't turn yourself into a bean you're so sexy haha. For those reading along, next episode will cover up to the end of Chapter 5: Rosa and the Witch of the Forest Beato and Battler go to a party CG (Warning: slightly NSFW): https://stat...

Part III of Turn of the Golden Witch. Why are there so many muscular goats? Why does everyone have a laser sword? Will my chair kill me? All this and more will be answered in this week's episode! Apologies for some background audio clicking in the episode, it should be fixed for the next one! For those reading along, next episode will cover up to the end of Turn of the Golden Witch, plus the two t...

Part II of Turn of the Golden Witch. You heard it here first folks, Krauss really does have toes. In other news, Kanon is auditioning for Cats and podcast hosts cannot remember what order things happen in. For those reading along, next episode will cover up to Chapter 15: Fleeting Resistance! Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provi...

Part I of Turn of the Golden Witch. In our first instalment of Turn of the Golden Witch, Shannon becomes president of the abstinence club, Minecraft is in fact real and Kanon should really read some Marx. British Jessica can be viewed here . Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Intro and Outro music by Beth Read. Go...

Part IV of Legend of the Golden Witch. As we approach the end of the first episode (and attend a very unsettling tea party) we wonder: can we get an invite to Beatrice's discord server? Note: The next episode will be covering up to the chapter "Jessica and Kanon" of episode 2 (Turn of the Golden Witch). If you're reading along with us, read up to there for next episode! Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Co...

Part III of Legend of the Golden Witch. Uh oh, people are dying! And there are creepy children! Also we don't touch toes. Scary Maria art here (warning: scary, but in like an anime way): https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/umineko/images/9/95/C0101_c.png Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Intro and Outro music by Be...

Part II of Legend of the Golden Witch. We finally discuss who Beatrice is, witness some gruesome murders, and become a true crime podcast maybe? Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part I of Legend of the Golden Witch. We discuss how terrible rich people are, roast some questionable fashion choices, and wonder when Grandpa will finally take his Normal pills. Umineko content warnings: https://drainbangle.tumblr.com/post/650104671668682752/umineko-when-they-cry-content-warnings Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Intro and...