Hats Off! Gloves Off!

Sexy messages from muppets history account. Nebraska funeral worker having sex with doll. A man shoots his friend in the chest. A lady gets scammed by TWO fake Keanus and another lady by a fake Brad Pitt! SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as many devices as possible. Follow all of ya boys on Insta...

Congrats to Kamala Harris! Endorsements, voters, vigilantes! Full coverage! Sike! GOP candidate uses fake family to appear wholesome, Tucker gets attacked by a demon, and a woman sued a company for being nice about the farewell card!  SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as many devices as possible....

A Vegas convenience store guy beats up a nacho cheese guy and HE IS NOT SORRY. RFK Jr. cut the head off a whale and guess where he put it! Gangs banned in LA Sheriffs…finally! Problem solved! Had an issue with the episode and lost last few minutes, sorry! SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as many...

-Hero boy saved his family after a tornado. Gahhbless! -Crocodile man extraordinaire is jailed for heinous acts against dogs and children…but not crocodiles  A dentist in Canada had a prison guard perform a procedure on an inmate. -Canadian premier said people need to stop pooping at the beach, and we agree! SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and fa...

Trump was almost assassinated and it was exactly what the official story says it was. And on top of that, Fire hydrants are being stolen in record numbers by sophisticated teams of men with a wrench! SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as many devices as possible. Follow all of ya boys on Instagram...

Police hold surprise shooting robbery drill. A silly small-town mayoral race goes down. Some Catholic priests said Jesus had a boner when he died. Pringles thief ate 17 cans of pringles. A teacher holds a fake slave auction. AND there is a Goth chick that cant graduate SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do...

A Talan and Talyn got involved in some butt whoopins! Georgia men blew up a house and planned on some other much less severe but much cooler felonies. We ramble about this and that and probably mention some consensual fellatio. Mitch does a bad monster impression twice. SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do...

Let's talk about the Enhanced games (sick!). A 200ft radio tower gets stolen in Alabama The Margaritaville water coaster is opening soon with a potential for haunting from black ghosts. Some guy named Diego (of course) tried to turn his bandmate into a woman. Hit us on Instagram or email therootsoflaughter@gmail.com with suggestions, corrections, comments, updates, or good old-fashioned hate mail!...

Calling out moldy building//landlords and how they suck. A man sues Facebook and a bunch of ladies for being a bad date(absolute legend). The FBI gets an autistic guy to do terrorism (shocker). Chinese man chainsmoking during a marathon. Hit us on Instagram or email therootsoflaughter@gmail.com with suggestions, corrections, comments, updates, or good old-fashioned hate mail! Remember also to go c...

A rabbit robs a man with a screwdriver while police shoot 2 dogs and 1 man. Chocolate Man kills an animator who made Jurassic Park. Hunter Bidens' itemized receipt  Updates on past stories as well as commiseration over what’s happened these last 200 episodes.  SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as...

Mommy poops in her son's butt because that’s what mamma bears do! Aeroplane is “forced” to return to JFK cuz a horsie was unstable. If I know one thing, I know this…old towny ladies wanna bang!…but not as much as the former employees Wog a Long Beach Taco Bell. Hit us on Instagram or email therootsoflaughter@gmail.com with suggestions, corrections, comments, updates, or good old-fashioned hate mai...

Gloves off to the Middle East (get it together). Danny Legman is a creep (who would have guessed), and potentially the best mom prank of all time! Then rage in regards to the general public but focused on movie theater etiquette. Hit us on Instagram or email therootsoflaughter@gmail.com with suggestions, corrections, comments, updates, or good old-fashioned hate mail! Remember also to go check out...

On this episode, A poor fella was served not a milkshake. We regale in our love for the jewel of the Colorado and A gimp in rural England is causing a ruckus, even amongst the English country gimp community. In Hit us on Instagram or email therootsoflaughter@gmail.com with suggestions, corrections, comments, updates, or good old-fashioned hate mail! Remember also to go check out and share hatsoffg...

Young siblings steal their mom's car in a surprise state. A human skull found at a Goodwill, SwedenDog caught driving a car, “Moose on the loose in sweden shot dead”. A lady DID NOT try to sneak exotic poops into Minneapolis. Pfizer commercials during football suck. A bus driver accidentally DUIs, Trusting the experts and then being right.  SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on...

A Lady gets hit by a car, A POLICE CAR, and bites the dust, RIP. A thief steals a car and finds a baby in a car seat, fortunately, the car he stole was not too safely picked by JD Power and associates. Some lady tries to stab a dog and instead stabs her infant niece (been there). This feller gets a DUI in a John deer, what happened to America? SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and...

Poverty simulator in chicago (more to come). The least likely man in the world sets convenience store clerk on fire. Spencer’s toddler nephew is a bruiser! A guy loves animals a LITTLE too much. (Not really, he’s actually very mean to them.) SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as many devices as pos...

NSA says to spy with dignity and respect (Treaded on). China authorities arrest 2 for smashing shortcut through Great Wall (legends). Man attempts to hamster ball to england (Treaded on). Dude beats up his wife in bed for obviously not having a small weiner (Treaded on) SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do...

Sealing up the devil hole? Why don’t you just seal up bald eagles and beer and boobs while you’re at it! Another case across our desk where Mountain Dew was used to attempt the destruction of evidence by a clever dummy. Spencer hits us with a News station investigating robberies getting robbed. What a world. And finally, a guy calls into report a drunk driver that turned out to be him, he was the...

Ukrainian gay super soldiers coming to a war near you! Seven dumdum British police officers drag funny autistic girl out of her British home (come and take it). Lgbt mascots for pop tarts and cereal are the worst thing to happen to cereal since the hey made Smacks the Frog a Cambodian guy. Bin Laden’sassassin gets arrested :..( SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal...

Arrested lady gets hit by a train, take that, George Floyd! Air fryer spying on you according to bad journalists and not Ted Cruz in particular. Guy kills his stepdad with a wedgie, absolutely atomically! Hit us on Instagram or email therootsoflaughter@gmail.com with suggestions, corrections, comments, updates, or good old-fashioned hate mail! Remember also to go check out and share hatsoffgloveso...

North Korea receives a little gift in the form of a naughty US soldier. Turkmenistan is never getting a fair shake. Futsal bad boys, Dope new city (what up Arkadag, Serdar draining the swamp(sick), and some dopey writer has some BOLD accusations. Hats off to In and Out for banning masks on employees( very 5D chess). But unfortunately, we end on sour baits commemorating the end of an era in America...

Italian teacher is a drain on the system but kind of a legend, and British cucks a bird of the sea variety. Northern Nevada; fireworks, whores, and a clown motel. And a wholesome 4th of July SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as many devices as possible. Follow all of ya boys on Instagram @ mitchel...

A man who was charged with stealing a squad car, steal yet another police squad car. And a dame pretending to be an absolutely mad sick lad just to eat some meat pie. Meth Island in Florida gets get busted (nice). People at a Benihana get laced with meth in some soy sauce! SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to...

Lady pulls up in a stolen car to retrieve her son… from a police station… for stealing a car Hero boy saves sister from abductor with a slingshot. A shark attacks a Russian guy in Egypt. A Chinese guy goes on a date with a lady's whole family. SUBSCRIBE! As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your friends and family’s phones while you’re at it, to do so on as many devices as p...

According to Israel, Turkmenistan is finally emerging from the shadows, but we were on that tip 4 years ago! AI got a guy to kill himself in Belgium, which wasn’t hard. Indian “inventors” con dudes out of some top-level cereal box toy technology AND a guy tore through his neighbor's wall looking for Narnia…or more cocaine… SUBSCRIBE As always! Make sure you rate, review, and on iTunes! Steal your...