Half Time Sandwiches

Twas the Half Time Sandwiches Christmas Special and the boys used this sacred time to look back on the silly gubbins from 2024. Josh gives us a Shithouse of the Weekend and is threatened with a visit from ghosts of managers past while Henry becomes quiz master with a festive themed quiz all about Big Sam Allardyce. Crack open the chardonnay, pour yourself a pint and follow the podcast @halftimesan...

Martin Keown's malfunctioning, Brest are flying in the Champions League and Rúben Amorim is about to lead Manchester United to glory, though Josh still can't get his name right. Since the last podcast Henry's shaved his face, binned off his trousers and has started the journey to running a marathon which calls for an impromptu running-themed round of 'Punalty Shoot Out'. Vote for your favourite th...

Thomas Tuchel is the new England manager and there's lots to talk about! They're so excited that Henry's baking celebratory cakes and Josh is penning lyrics to a new chant. Plus, as Tuchel becomes England's third foreign coach, a look back at Capello and Sven in a game of 'Coach to 5 Quotes'. Happy with Tuchel or wanted someone else? Get in touch and follow as always @halftimesandwiches Hosted on...

The boys are back with a special Sandwiches Season Opener episode! It may be two weeks after the new season started - but who the bloody hell cares! The Premier League is back in business and Henry and Josh have their predictions for the 2024/25 season, from the bold and brave to the down right ridiculous. Expect Steve McClaren eating chicken, an AI roast, some silly summer back page headlines and...

Podcast? What podcast? Podcasts are for duos. Incorrect. It's Josh's turn to talk Euros action while Henry's living it up in Germany. Josh checks in with Henry's kebab-escapades and regales some of his highlights of Euro 2024 including Shearer's commentary and missing Bellingham's bicycle kick. Will England be in the final by the time this is released? Who knows! Get in touch and follow as always...

While Mr. Shreeve recovers from a wild weekend in Glastonbury, Mr. Liston takes the reigns on this edition of the pod! Expect German phrases, an England vs Slovakia quiz question no one asked for, all the scoops on how football made it into the festival and a drastically wrong reference to David Beckham. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwi...

The group stages are over and we've had a lovely time witnessing spaghetti being snapped by Albanians, Amadou Onana snapping at a reporter, and a Hungarian striker who could snap you in two. There's a round of 'Shit House of the Group Stage', a brand new Marc Guehi chant fashioned around an O-Zone classic, and Henry's 'Two, Two, f***ing One' team of the tournament thus far. Follow the podcast @hal...

Henry and Josh build up the hype for Euro 2024 as they give their final verdict on the England squad and learn bizarre facts about them courtesy of the official England sticker book (thanks M&S). Plus, the biggest Euros match that matters - Henry vs Josh in the return of the Punalty Shoot Out with the predictable theme of 'Europe'. Who wins? You decide... Not the Euros, you don't decide who wi...

Well well well! This is the end. The final podcast of the 2023/34 season. Bye! Only joshing! The boys will be back in two weeks time to go (foot)balls deep into all things Euros. They leave you with Josh channelling his inner Sabrina Carpenter, singing his version of the current UK Number 1...get your ears around ‘Mauricio’! Oh, and Henry has a new and improved version of 'Dickinson's Real Deal' (...

To mark the end of the Premier League 2023/24 season, the lads have put together their Alternative Sandwiches Team of the Season. GK - Emi Martínez (always up to some wind-up antics) DEF - Jack Robinson (loves a scrap with his team mates) DEF - Jonny Evans (still playing as a pensioner) DEF - Reece James (spends all season injured, then gets sent off) MID - Kalvin Phillips (gives fans the finger)...

Grealish or Gordon? Dunk or Dier? Jordan Pickford or Joe Hart? (yes you read that correctly). It's a month until England's first game against Serbia and Gareth's about to pick his 26-man squad, but before he does, Henry and Josh think they know best and go through their picks to take to Germany. Agree with our choices? Think there's someone missing? Let us know on Instagram: @halftimesandwiches or...

Josh has cramp this week so we've subbed in the big guns off the bench in the form of our first former professional footballer on the podcast! Calvin Andrew has played for teams up and down the land including Luton Town, Crystal Palace and Rochdale A.F.C - now he's on the pod with Henry for a review of a brilliantly bonkers season in the Championship. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get...

It's another week looking back at the crumbs and crusts from the football world and there's another round of 'Shit House of the Weekend', Henry's testing Josh's sandwich knowledge and the timely return of Haaland. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

The boys return with a look at the week's footballing action including Coventry's nearly men, Nottingham Forest's online trolling and a lovely bit of Bundesliga shit-housery. Plus with Real Madrid making the Champions League semi-final for the 4th time in a row, Henry dusts of his antique gloves for a game of 'Dickinson's Real Deal'. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Ins...

This week, Josh channels his inner Richard Osman and churns out another quality game for the podcast. One and all, put your hands together for ... Shithouse of the Weekend! If that's not enough, Henry has some interesting alternative water pistol fillings for Bolton Wanderers and the lads give a shout out to true footballing legend. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Inst...

It's a bit of a beer special this week as after England and Scottish fans were warned of 'strong beer' ahead of Euro 2024, Josh has a game of 'Beer or Baller?' and Henry is showcasing some questionable Aunt Bessie's beers he's been sipping on. Plus, Wayne Rooney's love for music is explored. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.co...

Henry's out of action this week so Josh is joined by sports all-rounder and presenter Robbie James. He's taking on Josh's new game 'Am-Mainoo or Am I Old' inspired by Man United's breakthrough star as well as discussing intimidating bald men and empty matchday pies at Portsmouth. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd lov...

After two weird weeks apart, the boys are back together for this instalment of the pod! As well as getting extremely excited about Luton Town midfielder Axel Piesold, Henry shares a story about the Brazil manager and his apparent toilet trouble, Josh does some digging on Harry Kane's chocolate Santa statue and the lads compete in a chocolate themed Punalty Shoot Out... Follow the podcast @halftime...

Henry's fled the country after his beloved Liverpool were sent crashing out of the FA Cup, so while he's stuffing his face with waffles in Amsterdam, Josh is left to waffle, but not on his own... Sophie from the 'Why The Hell Are We Friends?' podcast keeps him company with her tales of her recent unintentional trip to Hotel Football. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Ins...

Josh is holidaying in the middle of Nottingham and Derby so this weeks pod is left in Henry's not-so-capable hands. Expect pure waffle including a sandwich themed feature for the ages, a dramatic incident involving tinned beans and some special Annual Shreeve voice notes. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hea...

Josh spills all the beans on the footballers he saw at the BRITs, Henry eats all the chocolates in a spontaneous game of 'Revel Me This' and the pair find a succulent new team to support together in the form of French club 'Brest'. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

On this weeks pod Henry starts proceedings by popping open the fizz, Josh wakes up to anal floss and learns about "rizz", Joe Hart gets an obituary and Ray Parlour makes it to the BRITs! Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this shorter episode, (or 'water break') Henry & Josh wrap up the week of football, from Harry Styles chewing on mints at Luton Town to a Revels ritual to salute Tony Mowbray. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back after their very own winter break, Josh and Henry explore the real possibility of Garth Crooks lining up a career as a music journalist, presenter and Chelsea fan Abbie McCarthy joins them for a special edition of 'Punalty Shoot Out' and after reports of Boyzone taking over Chorley FC, the boys dream up some other popstar and football club collaborations. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiche...

After Liverpool's gaffer shook the football world on Friday, Henry delves deep into his archive of inspirational quotes from Jurgen Norbert Klopp. The pair also do a Dry Jan inspired Punalty Shoot Out, Josh gets very excited about AFCON and Henry won't let go of his pathetically brilliant bet against Newport County wonderkid Will Evans. Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on...