Going Terribly

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ~ William Arthur Ward (aka R. Kelly) Other discussion topics may include: - A terrific sitcom idea that will almost certainly be stolen by CBS - Can washing your bedding in certain pome fruits make them cleaner?* - An exploration of Britney Spears's religious history (no, seriously) - Augers, impalers, and assassina...

What's your giant soft pretzel of choice? Big Amish Ben's or Auntie Anne Hathaway's? Other discussion topics may include: - What are minor celebrities like Patrick J. Wilson and Thomas Jefferson up to these days? - The midwest and its boundless love affair with dough - An episode made entirely in the dark. Not that that really means anything to you. - The necessity/joy of blaming huge...

It's almost Thanksgiving, and we're thankful for hot takes, St. Martin's Hole, and French words to describe quintessentially American concepts. Other discussion topics may include: - National Gingerbread Cookie Day...for whatever reason - How often should one wash, trash, and/or apologize for one's pillow? - A John Lennon tribute and a Goldie Hawn brief mention - So much gastric ph...

It's time for our annual 24-hour Extra Life fundraiser, and you know what that means... Alice, Doug, Josh, Gennie (and assorted comrades) stay up for an entire day playing video games to support Riley Hospital for Children in Indianapolis. Yeah, we do this every year, it's pretty self-explanatory. Donate and/or join us... https://unfinisheddynamos.com/ Other discussion topics may include: - Animal...

It's Alice's birthday this Friday! But we're NOT making a big deal out of it! I mean, we could make a BIT of a big deal out of it, gawd, is that too much to ask?!?! Other discussion topics may include: - Several questionable impressions, none more disturbing than an unfortunate Nicolas Cage - Tracking other people's menstrual cycles (as a positive) - A gluten-packed attempt at secu...

IT'S HALLOWEEN! *bloodcurdling scream* *evil laugh* and that means we dig up the corpse of freshly fapped Poe-boy, Kevin Roach, to delight us with spoopy puns and regale us with anecdotes about his own frightful podcast! Get your episodes of The Ghostlight Experience wherever podcasts are sold***. https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-ghostlight-experience-kevin-roach-n7JjgV4t-A0/ Other dis...

Did you ever think watching some actors recite Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" on a dark, windy boat ride would scare you out of your living wits? Well, it could. I mean, it's designed to. Other discussion topics may include: - An Introduction to Earl the Adventure Chicken - How to (sort of) brilliantly (sort of) avoid copyright infringement - The depressing side of instant pudding...

Our King of the Food Court, Andy Jones, is turning the Big 6-0 today! Wouldn't it have been cool if we had planned it better so that his 60th would land on our 160th episode? Well, anyway... Other discussion topics may include: - What do certain hotel elevators and all outhouses have in common? - Shocking stockings - The alluring, law-breaking beauty of giraffe feces - Pedal-powered female dev...

October 10th is World Mental Health Day, so let's take a journey down the rabbit hole of Doug's kindergarten trauma... That actually sounds like a pretty cool virtual reality game. Other discussion topics may include: - The adorableness of triceracowphins - 3D puzzles, virtual golf, and metaphorical lockers - A solid 20 minutes on birthday boy Mario Lopez - The unbelievable inconvenience o...

Oh the things you learn on It Went Terribly. Like how hardass pop-rock musician Ben Folds might be the Robert Todd Lincoln of his day? And if you don't know what that means, what are you even doing here? Other discussion topics may include: - Tom Cruise height without Tom Cruise talent - Porn vs. Gardening - Was Alan Thicke a better sitcom dad or real-life dad? - Taking back "Karen"/...

Cheers to 3 Years of living, laughing, and loving with Going Terribly! Wait, what? No puns on private dicks, or bangers and mash, or Chris Ben Wa balls? No? Okay, just checking. And some dude named Jeremy Brailsford comes on the show :D Other discussion topics may include: - How to get a free chicken sandwich for only $62 - Beautiful women who slurp their way through doors - Do you smell what the...

Alice and Doug discuss the revolutionizing of TV -- from Adam West's holy Batman (or is it Joker?), to Megan Mullaly's mellifluous Karen on Will & Grace , to of course, Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon's shot-for-shot remake of Extreme's "More Than Words" music video, which let's be honest, is NSFW. Other discussion topics may include: - An examination of britches, kni...

Do you ever forget what day it is? Or what month it is? Or just have general problems with the space-time continuum? Well, make sure you check those coupon expiration dates. And stick around to the very end for another Classic Alice Bonehead Moment LIVE! Other discussion topics may include: - Observing the musical genius of Simon & Garfunkel, Ricky Martin, and Shared Dementia - Deceivingly nam...

This episode is full of lies. Damned and otherwise. Other discussion topics may include: - Fans vs. Listeners vs. Detractors: What does this podcast have the most of? - John Kerry's dirty little (probably entirely fabricated) secrets - Exactly how dangerous were the Berenstain Bears, and can you invite them into your Detroit home? - Actors who look like presidents' sons - A quick, yet comp...

So Bob Barker's dead. And for once, we had nothing to do with it whatsoever!!! Do y'all think maybe he's been a dead a while, but his publicity team purposely didn't announce it until close to his 100th birthday for obvious $1.00 bidding parallel? Trap, neuter, and return, y'all. Other discussion topics may include: - How many Spidermens was Toblerone McGuire in? - What do The...

There's a really cool segment this week. Doug is the best at making games. And Alice is the best at playing them. But not this time. Has girl ever even heard of 20 Questions? Other discussion topics may include: - Kidney transplant or a Harry and the Hendersons DVD: which is more important to you? - Fantastic food deals, such as $5 hamburgers and free frogs with your packaged spinach - Do citi...

Happy 150 Episodes to us! And who better to celebrate with than not-a-bastard, not-an-orphan, and definitely not-the-son-of-a-whore, Alexander Hellenberg! He's writing a mobster pirate musical! I mean, he's basically LMM himself. Other discussion topics may include: - Giant orange heads and other rashes of prickly misfortune - The continued pitch for future hot spot "Hellaburgers&quot...

Do you ever feel like the world revolves around you? Well, it certainly did for Robert Todd Lincoln AKA The Angel of Death. Come learn of the macabre curse that was responsible (possibly) for the deaths of no fewer than three American presidents! And a Beatle even! Other discussion topics may include: - A celebration of musical legends, like Drew Lachey and Rhea Perlman - Presidential assassinatio...

This is one of those episodes where you'll LEARN ALL THE THINGS! About the invention of the first home pregnancy test, the blood type that most attracts mosquitos, and the deadliest animal in the United States... and no, it's not the mosquito even though it should be! Those buttfaces. Other discussion topics may include: - Ask your personal physician if hitting a deer with a motor vehicle...

Do you ever have a poop, and you look at it, and you just think, damn, that's a nice-looking poop? Well if not, you're missing out! Other discussion topics may include: - Real cool times, featuring frozen blood and scum dances - Dollops vs. Smooth coils: How do you like yours? - The crime busting secrets of national dog networks - Why Snow White has been the true villain all along - How mu...

Alice has actually been away in the Southern Tier of New York for the past two and a half weeks, and we didn't miss an episode! We're just that good. To reward us, listen to Alice tiptoe around why she doesn't like Mexican food. Other discussion topics may include: - The sweetest things: Sugar water, baby churros, and blood - Ignoring the Mandela Effect, but exploring the Ospreay Effec...

It's time for everybody's favorite segment: It Went Terribly! And it's a week late because last week was Independence Day. Or should we say it's "a week before the Ides of July" because the ancient Romans liked to refer to numbers backwards like that? Other discussion topics may include: - Do you have a difficult time controlling your front fart volume? - Recent news abou...

Let's have some real talk about America. The shootings. The jingoism. The lack of 1/4 and 1/3 cup markings on Pyrex liquid measuring cups. Oh, you wanna hear dirty anagrams made out of presidents' names instead? Yeah, we can do that, too. Other discussion topics may include: - How to make enemies with every Bostonian celebrity ever - The weaponization of pepperoni pizza - The origin of the...

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Did every 90s band have a song about abortion? And why are they all just objectively fantastic songs? Other discussion topics may include: - Amazing throats, and how they could be a bad thing - The best banana-fish fruit on the market today - Terrible ways to go, such as plane crashes, dying during childbirth, or getting sucked into a chocolate pipe - The new game show craze: Bird Poop or Sunscree...