Free The Rabbits

Was William Shakespeare truly the mastermind behind the world's most famous plays, or was his name concealing something far more mysterious? Joel Thomas investigates the Shakespeare authorship conspiracy, examining Christopher Marlowe's mysterious death, Sir Francis Bacon's alleged hidden writings, Elizabethan espionage, and the possible influence of secret societies like the Rosicrucians. From li...

Was Eden more than a garden? And did the fallen Watchers establish their own counterfeit version of God's holy mountain? In this episode of Free The Rabbits , Joel Thomas investigates the mysterious Greek inscription discovered on Mount Hermon, the mountain associated with the descent of the Watchers in the Book of Enoch. From the Divine Council and the biblical Mount of Eden to ancient pagan high...

What if the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden wasn't an apple at all? Joel Thomas takes a deep dive into one of the Bible's greatest mysteries, exploring ancient Jewish texts, the true identity of the serpent, and theories surrounding the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. From the Bible to the Talmud, Zohar, and other ancient writings describing an upright, intelligent serpent to controversi...

Tony Merkel, host of The Confessionals Podcast , joins Joel Thomas on Free The Rabbits to discuss his new book, but the conversation quickly takes an unexpected turn. Joel and Tony revisit a journey they experienced together, revealing strange encounters and details they've never publicly discussed before. From mysterious UFOs and cloaked entities to fairy orbs and a Magic Cave, this episode explo...

In Part 2 of our investigation into the mysterious and controversial Order of Nine Angles (ONA), we venture deeper into the occult organization's sinister cosmology, alleged interdimensional gateways, and the mysterious entities known as the Dark Gods. We explore the strange connection between the physical and acausal realms, the seven planetary spheres of the Tree of Wyrd, and the occult practice...

DONATE HERE: https://www.gofundme.com/joelthomasmusic I’m Joel Thomas, and I’m creating my new album, MidLife Timeless. I’ve been building this current run of music for around five years, and over that time I’ve been grateful to grow a fan base that has stayed with me through the journey, including many listeners who found my music through my podcast, Free The Rabbits, as well as those who were fo...

In Part I of Dark Archetype , Joel begins an investigation into the Order of Nine Angles (O9A) —a secretive and decentralized occult network that describes its system as “Traditional Satanism” and combines elements of the Left-Hand Path, paganism, occult initiation, and an unusual causal/acausal cosmology.   We trace the disputed origins of the Order, the mysterious identity of Anton Long and his...

What if the dinosaurs weren’t just prehistoric animals—but biological vessels for something much older? In this episode of Free The Rabbits , Joel explores the connections between dinosaurs, the biblical Seraphim, fallen angels and the serpent traditions found throughout the ancient world. We dig into the Hebrew saraph , the Bible’s mysterious “fiery flying serpents,” the strange descriptions of t...

Is the internet still populated by people—or are we increasingly interacting with machines? In Episode 3 of Isaac & Joel’s Kwarter Kwell , Joel Thomas and Isaac Weishaupt dive into the Dead Internet Theory and the unsettling possibility that bots, AI-generated content, algorithms, and manufactured engagement are beginning to overwhelm genuine human activity online. They trace the theory back t...

What if the brightest star in our night sky was viewed as more than a star—but as a gateway to the divine? In this episode, we follow the strange esoteric trail of Sirius, the Dog Star , from ancient Egypt and Anubis into Freemasonry, Theosophy, and the occult teachings of Helena Blavatsky and Alice Bailey. Albert Pike explicitly connected the Masonic Blazing Star with Sirius, Anubis, and Mercury...

The Lindsay Clancy case is already one of the strangest criminal trials in recent memory, but the story gets even stranger once you start looking beyond the courtroom. In this episode, Joel breaks down the alleged male command voice, the postpartum psychosis defense, and psychologist Dr. Paul Zeizel’s unusual national-security background before diving into V2K, remote mind-control claims, and pred...

QAnon was supposed to be dead. The drops stopped, the predictions failed, and the movement largely disappeared from the form it took during Donald Trump’s first presidency. But in 2026, something strange is happening: Q language is showing up again—this time from official government accounts. In this episode, Joel goes back to Cass Sunstein and Adrian Vermeule’s controversial proposal for the “cog...

What exactly was Satan before the fall? In this episode of Free The Rabbits, Joel dives into the strange world of angelology to investigate whether Satan may have been something far more complex than simply a fallen Cherub or Seraph. We explore the ancient divine hierarchies, the bizarre forms of Cherubim and Seraphim, and Ezekiel's mysterious description of an “anointed guardian cherub.” Then we...

Were the women surrounding Aleister Crowley merely lovers and magical partners—or were some of them among the most dangerous female spies of World War I? In this episode of Agent Crowley , Joel uncovers the remarkable stories of Baroness von Seidlitz, Despina Dawidovitch Storch, Maria de Victorica, and Madeline George —women whose lives intersected with espionage, intelligence operations, internat...

Was Aleister Crowley merely an eccentric occultist—or was he operating as something far more dangerous? In this episode, Joel continues the "Agent Crowley" series by following Crowley through one of the most fascinating periods of his life. As World War I intensifies, Crowley finds himself caught between British Intelligence, German propagandists, and powerful figures operating behind the scenes....

Did the Nephilim truly disappear after the Flood... or did some survive? In this episode of Free The Rabbits , Joel Thomas follows the biblical trail of Og of Bashan and Sihon , two mysterious Amorite kings whose kingdoms stood directly in the path of Israel's conquest of the Promised Land. Scripture identifies Og as one of the last Rephaim , while multiple passages connect the Anakim, Rephaim, an...

In this special edition of Isaac & Joel's Kwarter Kwell, Isaac Weishaupt and Joel Thomas dive into one of the strangest ideas ever connected to UFO disclosure: Are human beings merely containers? Inspired by Bob Lazar's claim that aliens view humanity as "containers," the conversation expands into occult philosophy, Kabbalistic golems, alchemical homunculi, Crowley's Moonchild rituals, Michael...

Who was Naamah? In Genesis, she appears only briefly as the daughter of Lamech and the sister of Tubal-Cain. Yet in later Jewish traditions, Midrashic writings, Kabbalistic texts, and the Zohar, Naamah transforms into something far more mysterious—a seductress of angels, companion of Lilith, mother of demons, and a figure connected to the Watchers of Genesis 6.  In this episode of Free The Rabbits...

For thousands of years, people have claimed to encounter animal guides that offer wisdom, protection, healing, and spiritual insight. From ancient shamans and spirit guides to modern power animals and New Age practices, these traditions continue to influence millions of people today. But where did these ideas originate? Joel traces the history of familiar spirits, tutelary spirits, ancestral guide...

What if the stars were never meant to tell you your future? In this episode, Joel explores the mysterious Biblical concept of the Mazzaroth—the Hebrew zodiac mentioned in the Book of Job—and examines whether the constellations were originally intended to declare God's plan of redemption rather than serve as tools of divination. From Genesis and Enoch to Psalm 19 and Revelation, we follow an ancien...

Was Pinocchio's Pleasure Island merely a children's story—or was it inspired by deeper currents flowing through the hidden history of Italy? In the final Part 4 of the Occult Mafia series, Joel Thomas follows the trail from Giuseppe Mazzini's revolutionary networks into the world of Egyptian Freemasonry , the Memphis-Misraïm Rite , and the rise of the criminal brotherhoods that would eventually es...

Was the modern mafia shaped not only by secret brotherhoods… but by revolutionary networks, Freemasonic lodges, and political terror movements tied to the French Revolution itself? In Part 3 of Free The Rabbits’ Occult Mafia , Joel Thomas investigates the rise of Giuseppe Mazzini, the Jacobins, Young Italy, the Carbonari, and the alleged role of British-backed revolutionary movements in shaping th...

What happens when the hidden origins of the mafia don’t just trace back to secret brotherhoods... but to forbidden spiritual teachings, Gnostic mystery schools, and the Divine Feminine? In Part 2 of Occult Mafia , Joel Thomas of Free The Rabbits follows the trail from the Spanish Garduña into the rise of the Neapolitan Camorra, uncovering how these criminal brotherhoods may have inherited far more...

When rumors started spreading about a private UFO meeting involving pastors, whistleblowers, intelligence-connected voices, and those in Christian alternative media , the internet did what it always does—filled in the blanks. But this time… Tony Merkel and Joel Thomas were actually there. In this episode, Joel pulls back the curtain on what really happened at the undisclosed gathering, what was ac...

What happens when the origins of the Sicilian Cosa Nostra are traced far beyond modern organized crime… back to Crusader orders, secret initiations, religious warfare, and the hidden power structures of medieval Europe? In this explosive first installment of Occult Mafia , Joel Thomas of Free The Rabbits begins connecting the dots between the Knights Templar, the Knights of Malta, early Freemasonr...