Farthouse

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to take a lover in a foreign land. That’s because they’re chatting about Alain Resnais’s Hiroshima mon amour. Patrick wages a war against “theater kids” and Casey tries to prevent Patrick from talking about balding. In addition to that, they put Hiroshima mon amour through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be horrified by their children. That’s because they’re chatting about Lynne Ramsay’s We Need to Talk About Kevin. Patrick gives Casey an unexpected nickname. And Casey does not remember Tilda Swinton’s natural hair color. In addition to that, they put We Need to Talk About Kevin through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And the...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sing some sad songs. That’s because they’re chatting about Guy Maddin’s The Saddest Music in the World. Casey and Patrick drink 40s and get mad at each other. In addition to that, they put The Saddest Music in the World through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to se...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to talk about pig farts. That’s because they’re chatting about Bernardo Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris. And they are joined by the magnificent writer and researcher Kate Doyle ( History of Swear Words, Drunk History, Adam Ruins Everything ). This marks the final episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties explore the steamie...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be nude in a restaurant. That’s because they’re chatting about Peter Greenaway’s The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover. This marks the third episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties explore the steamier side of arthouse cinema. In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss working in the foodservice industry. And also,...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are, truthfully, not totally prepared to chat about the hardcore sexual topics covered in this episode. But that does not stop them from trying! This week they’re chatting about Nagisa Ōshima’s In the Realm of the Senses. This marks the second episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties explore the steamier side of arthouse cinema. In t...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get into a car accident! That’s because they’re chatting about David Cronenberg’s Crash. This marks the first episode in their month-long series, ‘February Farthouse Erotica,’ where the cuties will explore the steamier side of arthouse cinema. In this episode, Patrick reveals he got Covid-19. And Casey worries that Patrick may have contracted it from his scary n...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drink beer and milk together! That’s because they’re chatting about Elaine May’s Mikey and Nicky. And they are joined by a very special guest. If you are a Letterboxd user, you know her as the infamous “Brat Pitt.” But in real life, her name is Mia Vicino, and she’s a film columnist at Willamette Week in Portland. In this episode, Patrick is invited to Mia’s sec...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to waste all their money on hiring musical artists to perform in their respective mansions! That’s because they’re chatting about Satyajit Ray’s The Music Room. In this episode, Patrick and Casey dissect the scene in Richie Rich where it’s revealed he has his own working McDonalds inside his mansion. In addition to all of that, they put The Music Room through their...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some oily cakes! That’s because they’re chatting about Kelly Reichardt’s First Cow. In this episode, Patrick accuses Casey of being annoyed with him. And Casey does not do an adequate job of denying this accusation. In addition to all of that, they put First Cow through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each o...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have an existential breakdown during the production of a film! That’s because they’re chatting about Federico Fellini’s 8½. In this episode, Casey and Patrick both get sick and drunk because they are forced to drink a giant “Straw-Ber-Rita” during the recording. In addition to all of that, they put 8½ through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be mercilessly bullied! That’s because they’re chatting about Todd Solondz’s Welcome to the Dollhouse. And they are joined by podcast royalty, the creator of MOONFACE , friend of the show, James Kim. In this episode, Casey symbolically takes on the role of the terrorized Dawn Wiener, and James and Patrick symbolically take on the role of his bullies. The way tha...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a fainting spell due to horniness. That’s because they’re chatting about Nagisa Ōshima’s Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence. Casey reveals how he got the “sex talk” and found out Santa Claus wasn’t real on the same day. And Patrick shares his Christmas plans. Plus, they put Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to fall in love with their next-door neighbor in the 1960’s. That’s because they’re chatting about Wong Kar-wai’s In the Mood for Love. Casey tries to get Patrick to reveal his deepest, darkest secret. And Patrick talks about his preferred work toilet. Plus, they put In the Mood for Love through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. A...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to start working at a fancy, little brothel. That’s because they’re chatting about Luis Buñuel’s Belle de Jour. Patrick accuses Casey of being a “Scooper.” And Casey wears a beret. Plus, they put Belle de Jour through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s wor...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get scandalized by an unsimulated sex scene. That’s because they’re chatting about Carlos Reygadas’ Battle In Heaven. Spoiler alert, folks: they hated this movie! Plus, Casey gets very upset at Patrick about the new social media manager, Brad. And Patrick gets moodier and moodier as the show progresses due to his embarrassment in picking this horrific movie. In...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to receive a message from their deceased twin. That’s because they’re chatting about Olivier Assayas’ Personal Shopper. And they are joined by one of the hosts of the wonderful podcast, Screen Drafts , and fellow Minnesotan, Clay Keller. Both Patrick and Casey are immediately taken aback by Clay’s deep and immense love for the work of actor Kristen Stewart. Which m...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to give their castle to their spouse’s mistresses! That’s because they’re chatting about Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Three Colours: Blue. Both Patrick and Casey self-identify as “Freak-lowskis,” which, of course, signifies that they are huge fans of the work of Krzysztof Kieślowski. They also admit they are both in love with the new Bachelorette, Tayshia Adams. In addit...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to live their entire lives without honor! That’s because we’re chatting about Lina Wertmüller’s Seven Beauties. A warning to all: 1). We talk a great deal about the new season of The Bachelorette in this episode. 2). This episode was recorded before the results of the election, so if we sound particularly clueless, that’s why. Plus, Patrick gets mad at Casey for co...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to question our very existence. That’s because we’re chatting about Charlie Kaufman’s I'm Thinking of Ending Things. Much like the film itself this episode goes to dark and strange places that we don’t totally understand. Casey tells a story about working with a horrible old man on his senior thesis film. And Patrick reprimands Casey for asking him when his birthda...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to decapitate our bullies. That’s because we’re chatting about Tomas Alfredson’s Let the Right One In. For our inaugural Halloween episode, we could not think of a better guest than the host of the year-round Halloween podcast It’s Always Halloween, Lucé Tomlin-Brenner! We spooky three discuss our own personal histories with the film. And, of course, we play “Fuck,...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get put in a little box for 25 years, because they’re talking about The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Patrick gets very annoyed with Casey for making him watch a silent film. Casey, rightfully, feels guilty and ugly for making his friend watch a silent film. Plus, the boys put The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a d...

The Cinephile Cuties are ready to get eaten by an evil aunt because this week they’re dissecting 1977’s cuckoo-rama, House. The spooky month continues! Casey talks about his hatred for Chicago. And Patrick is wondering what Casey was doing on “that night,” whatever that means. Plus, the boys run House through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to...

The Cinephile Cuties are ready to dance with a coven of witches! That’s because they are discussing Dario Argento’s,  Suspiria.  This episode marks the beginning of their “spooky” month of scary arthouse films. Patrick and Casey are both “Halloqueens,” as it were. Casey tells a harrowing story about a terrifying “Gold Woman.” Patrick is both jubilant and miserable. And both of them have some issue...

The Cinephile Cuties are ready to have an incomprehensibly boring conversation! That’s because they are discussing Louis Malle’s, My Dinner with Andre. The Cuties have never been so divided on a film, and it threatens the very existence of the show. Casey and Patrick also discuss being embarrassed about their jobs, the art of conversation, and Wallace Shawn’s beautifully odd visage. The boys run M...