Dracula's Winkee

Dracula finds a payphone in the middle of the desert and finally reaches Juan back home. With no faith in the airlines, Juan figures out a different way to get Drac from Arizona to the Promised Land of Detroit. Can even the Lord of the Undead survive a cross-country road trip with four 20-lb bags of weed… and Chad the Hippie Werewolf?

Raise your beverage of choice and drink deep-- because Chardonnay Wafflehutt certainly has! Dracula's journey across America just got for reals. History's greatest vampire hunter, Carlos Los Carlos, attacks with his Moustache of Machismo, a blessed baseball bat, and the dreaded El Pollo de la Muerte. Does Dracula stand a chance? All this, and enough backstabbing within the Enclave to make Congress...

Dracula finds an Arizona saloon in the middle of nowhere. Inside, a bartender, the town drunk, and celebrity cameos aplenty. Enough to eat up 90% of our 2026 budget! There goes the 22 extra followers Facebook charges us to bring in. However, in this Hollywood insanity is one who goes unnoticed. A meek indentured servant-- who holds the key to restoring Dracula's long lost groinal chi!  

Dracula lands in Detroit, and finds the Murder Capital of the World is not at all what was described. Sister Agnes, SD P'Tang, and Teabag McJoy bond over Game Night at Yummy Tummy. Oh, those fun personal questions. Who doesn't want to hear about Sister Agnes' impure thoughts? And speaking of fun, legendary TV host Sparky Guidonian swings by to promote his newest game show 'What Would a Boomer call...

As foretold by the prophets and Draft Kings… The PREMIERE of SEASON 2! Dracula in America! Escaping his enemies- The Enclave- to find adventure in a New World. Forbidden loves. Forbidden horror. Moderately accepted snacks. It is time to ride the Winkee!  

The Exposed interviews conclude as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt brings us a Halloween surprise! We sit down with renowned medium Gretchen Bloom…Kinda Psychic! Along with her assistant Vincent, they will contact the spirit world for forbidden secrets from Season Two. Madame Bloom may be right less than 50% of the time, but it's with amazing accuracy! The Season 2 Premiere is u...

The Exposed exclusive continues, as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt interviews the podcast's players. All the way up to the Season 2 Premiere on October 9th! This episode, we meet for the 1st time, Samuel and Ignatius-- the Derriere Brothers! While vacationing in Transylvania, they followed an armadillo into a cave. There, in clay jars, they discovered ancient recordings. The lo...

Welcome to the Season 2 Special giving an exclusive look into Dracula's Winkee! Every week, legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt introduces the players, all the way up to the Season 2 Premiere on October 9th. This episode we meet the sworn enemies of the Prince of Darkness- THE ENCLAVE! Who are the new "heroes" hunting down Dracula? And why the hell is Mark Ruffalo there?  

It's Season Two-- Dracula in America! A new adventure in a new world! Finding new lovers. Enjoying new cuisine. And pursued by righteous enemies- Holy warrior Teabag McJoy. Vatican-sanctioned street pimp SD P'Tang. And the Mo Fo Superior Sister Agnes! The Prince of Darkness.  Now with more nudity than legally allowed in an audio podcast.  Premieres October 9th! Are you ready to grab ahold of Dracu...

While vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. And discovered ancient recordings... the actual audio diary of Dracula! The Prince of Darkness. Holy warrior nuns and Vatican-sanctioned street pimps. And forbidden lust at a time long before OnlyFans.  Whether you're looking to binge something new, or Winkee Huggers hungry for more, legendary Hollywood narrator, Ch...

Your one-stop direct communications for all things DRACULA'S WINKEE! BFF Juan gives his weekly affirmation. Questions are answered in Ask Chardonnay! And we join in prayer with the matriarch of the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas, the Mo Fo Superior, Sister Agnes. Bring it in, Winkee Huggers!     

Join us in a celebration of DRACULA'S WINKEE- SEASON ONE. Spotlighting you, the fans! "Dracula's Winkee is like a pinball machine. The comedy comes from everywhere and never where you expect it!" "I laughed so much, I listened two times, just to catch everything!" "The biggest evil is I have to wait for Season Two now!"  Hosted by legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, with presenter...

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness! Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-...

The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans! Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail? Grab your Winkee! It's the Grand Finale!  

Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas! At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after? Plus Chardonnay Wafflehutt shares his own romantic night with ABBA. That's in your head now. Forever.  

Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula! Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio! And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America. If you can guess them, loyal listener, you win a dream date with Sparky!  

Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina-hummina haaa. As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally answer your #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit! It's full moon fever, shrouded in...

Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula! Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served. All this... and Flathead Kate! You're welcome.            

This is the episode everyone has been waiting for... Dracula visits the new village virgin, Miriam! But who is seducing who? To ensure we present a tender narrative about hippular friction, we have asked our male writers to take their dude bro pens out of the room. And we've turned this sexy, dangerous rendezvous over to highly-praised Erotica writer, Melissa Vanderhump. Look away, listeners! This...

Dracula's world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, the BFF offers a tough love solution. There's a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she's eager to find out if the legendary passions of Dracula are for reals. And like all American women under 25, she's a virgin! Will Miriam be the one wh...

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, takes us by the wrists and yanks us into the dark, dangerous world of Dracula's foes. Two men with hidden pasts meet in a most wicked place-- the tea & scone shop known as Yummy Tummy! One a holy warrior from the Ancient Order of the Prissy Unicorn. And the other a master spy and the only Vatican-sanctioned street pimp! Who are the Enclave?...

Dracula seeks to escape another torturous nightmare of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen. Opening fan mail only depresses the mega-boomer derp vampire more. Then, hope comes from his only friend-- Juan! And you, dear listener, become very jealous. Because is your BFF an armadillo? NO! Yours is not. Praise be to Juan!   

The truth can finally be told! Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula! Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen. Are you ready to embrace the Winkee...?