Dot Plot Ascension

IT IS HALLOWEEK STILL, I SWEAR. Geez man, this one's a ripper. It's got Taylor Swift refs (Pass the Monster Meat, Milady!) and secret spider men (This Monster Wants to Eat Me) and a slam dunk home run plot guess of a fuckin brutal title (Li'l Miss Vampire Can't Suck Right). We take another run at hot and fresh new segment, FIRST THOUGHT, BEST THOUGHT, and wind up in stitches, obviously. We get a r...

ANIME. GOOD ONES. CAT GIRLS. NYAAA-TY ONES. It's Dot Plot Ascension, bringing you the HEAAAT. Nyaaaaa :3 Get ready for some pure, unadulterated anime mayhem. It is a fun one. We talk about Wonder Egg Priority, There's No Freakin' Way I'll Be Your Lover... Unless? and All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's brutally honest deep dive into the uncomfortable and dark depths of anime depravity: It's a goddamned Rashomon. Kalena and Bob watched three shows, in separate places, in different languages?! It turns out Quinn is absolutely jacked and can totally lift?!?! We have the best show ever (Isekai Mad Libs!!!!!!)?!?!?!?!?! We talk about fitness, it's never not gross, every show was dog sh...

worbs have mmeanings and consequences. And we said a whole lot into microphones, recorded them, and called it a podcast called DOT PLOT ASCENSION. The energy is off the chain here. We recorded in a study room in a college library, hot off the back of watching the Van's Warped Tour and drinking unique beverages. You can tell. We mention it. ANYWAYS. We talk about "The Detective is Already Dead," a...

Oh man, we meant Fay Wray the whole time. Anyways. We're casting stuff, pods mostly, and they're about animes. We start off with an impromptu diversion into ISEKAI MADLIBS, and it goes very well. Psych, it goes TERRRIBLY. We take a trip into "Our Last Crusade, or The Rise of a New World" which Quinn turns into a travesty. We hit the information superhighway for "#Compass 2.0" a show about *squints...

If you saw the original upload of this episode, no you didn't, the audio was broken and bad and it's god's fault, not ours. Regardless. We open today's episode with an apology. An apology to our viewer, and an apology to our dear friend Bobby. Flim Flam is real. Ghoul School is real. And we doubted our boy. Shame on us. May God and Bob forgive us. After that, it is GIRLS NIGHT, BAYBEEEEEEE. ALL GI...

Robert built a time machine, back to 2016, and cut together an absolute HEATER of a career retrospective. From the lost "Soundcloud" era of Dot Plot, a magnificent clip show, containing the birth of some of our most recurring bits. It is a beaut. Meanwhile, your intrepid hosts take a trip to the movies and watch Mobile Suit Gundam: GQuuuuuuuuuuuuuX!!! What did they think of it? Will we ever return...

Hot Diggity Shit Anime Fans. Welcome back, Viewer. We're in the ZONE. We're KICKING OUT THE JAMS, Podcast-wise. And there are various levels of success. We Hit up Ron Kamonohashi for his Forbidden Deductions, which Quinn squanders. He's a squander-y lil fella. Then we get served up a piping hot plate of Scooby-Doo Spook-taculars in "A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!" Robert cooks up some isekai...

A Lost Bit about Tickle Fetishes, REVIVED! Resuscitating a bit about Dick Cheney! Jokes about WAR CRIMES!!! We're back on our baloney, and goblins in Bob and Kalena's house munched on our gahddamned pods. This is a rough one. Deal with it. I haven't had clean water in fuckin three days, so maybe cool your jets about the pod quality, okay? ANIME, BLAGHHGHG GRANDMA'S SPAGHETTI Hosted on Acast....

It's the end of the year, but it is not the end of our intrepid hosts, delving ever deeper into the Anime mines for buried treasures and treats. Quinn gets bronchitis and makes the whole recording a never-ending onslaught of advertizements. Bob gets hot and stupid, and wears a bitchin' sweater. Kalena hides her true feelings in Russian sometimes. We talked about some shows, and to be honest I coul...

It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged our souls through harem anime swamps (The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You), mandatory kissy school (More Than A Married Couple, But Not Lovers), and "rom-com's" about...

Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's are in this thing) Destruction." Buckle up. It's all heaters this week. All Killer. No Side Bits. Pure,...

Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the room for! ASCEND. It's Dragon season baybeeeeeeeee. You know we can't resist a theme, and this one is a guaranteed HEATER (flame breath sounds). Before that, we dig deep on the most important question: W...

BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcDonald's WcNuggets, and Quinn's experience listening to a man on a boat explain One Piece. We talk about a couple shows, too. "MASHLE: Muscles and Magic" is first up, and we wish Quinn's thing was real,...

Don't call it a comeback. Dot Plot Season Three is unstoppable. It is easily delayed by illness and exacerbating circumstances, but WE NEVER STOP, and we certainly NEVER LOSE. It's all bangers this week on Dot Plot Ascension, with the exception of one kinda boring show. The UNwanTED UNDEAD ADvenTUrer? What's that even supposed to read like? Something goofy. Then we dip into the medical mystery sur...

Viewer, it is so good to see you again. We brought the heat. We kept it spicy. We all were so loud it was difficult for Editing Quinn to remove each others' voices from their audio tracks. He did a mediocre job. 7/10 Editing Quinn, sorry for the bad sounds and echo and clipping! Regardless, this is Episode 3 of Season 3 of the Award-Winning anime improv comedy extravaganza known as Dot Plot Ascens...

It's time to G-G-G-G-gggggggggggggg GOOF. Two for two in the banger department, we are proud to bring another PIPING HOT episode of Dot Plot Ascension, full of maturity, drama, soccer, and- OH! SUDDENLY! A returning bit from a lost age? Dot Plot Development returns in our second episode of the year, followed by a real tooth-puller of a bit called Isekai Mad Libs. I want to erase my memory of this...

Oh boy. You thought we were done? That we were out of the pod game? That the bean man could ever keep us down? It's 2024, and we're casting pods, we're casting aspersions, and we're casting OBLITERATE (that's a call-ahead to a joke in the episode, trust me). Robert, Kalena, and Quinn are all over 30, and hitting their collective mature streak, and ready to warm your poor, scrobbling bones by the w...

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Welcome to LEVEL TWO. Bob and Kalena are bringing the HEAT today. And by heat, I mean they hold Quinn to the fire about some stupid anime titles. It's Level Two Time, since Quinn graduated and ascended, and the titles didn't get better, they just got stupid. Up first, we hit Listeners, followed by BEM. BEM. They gave Quinn BEM. Last but not least, actually scratch that, it is the least, a total no...

It's Ascension Day. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension, an anime podcast, kinda. We take a little dip into a few different shows this week, starting with dunking on the intro to Tokyo Ghoul   √A, because it sucks. Then we make light of Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, where Quinn delves into Fairy Tale lore and makes a princess a Bloodivore. Afterwards, Bob shares a SAO-centric Gunma Truth with the gr...

It is time. To. ASCEND. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension you horny freaks. It's the show where Bob and Kalena watch a show with a goofy title, give that title to their beautiful idiot friend, Quinn, and have him guess the plot based on that title. He doesn't do great. But hopefully they make jokes along the way. We come in HOT. There's jokes off the top this week. Two sequences of opening music...

BIRD. HOUSE. You'll get it. It's a joke in the late game of this episode. Welcome back to your favourite source for anime news, goofs, and crime. There's a theme for this episode, which is the letter X. Get hyped on that. We hit gin mode, and get GIN-ERGIZED. Quinn ends up so drunk that he makes some bad anime choices. We talk about The Sword Fighting guy from the University of Virginia, which is...

Guess who got drunk and talked about anime again? We did. Quinn, Kalena, and Robert dive deep into the Chili's Baby Back Swamp of Anime and dig up Infinite Dendrogram, DRAMAtical Murder, and The Price of Smiles. We learn of a great Gunma Tragedy and a Terrible Tummy Secret. Bob steps on Quinn's jokes about a Clown House, but don't worry, they made up. Grab a Scoop of Goop and enjoy this one, these...

SECRET EPISODE REPORT: We talk Gundam Wing, Code Geass, and Promare in this secret cut of choice bits from Episode 6, which was too long to make a single episode! It was a second FULL LENGTH bit of bits, and we ogle Beautiful Terrorist Boys in Anime. Also, PROFESSIONAL HORSE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.