Don't Be A Ding Dong

Welcome to Ding Dong University, where the boys will be teaching 3 very important lessons. How to pack your Pepsi, how not to share popcorn, and a surefire way to ace a job interview. 00:00 - Intro 00:47 - Ryan Does New York (Again) 10:24 - Pepsi Property 15:12 - Discussing Popcorn 23:11 - Ready to Talk Piss 36:48 - Letting Out A Little Dab 47:21 - How To Catch Red Bull Thieves 50:41 - Closing the...

Ball = Circle 00:00 - A Ball Is A Circle All The Time 03:20 - Back to Rags 12:58 - Radio Sweepstakes 23:08 - Andy Has Something! 27:50 - Mr. Freeze's Rap Career 32:19 - Ryan's Six Seven 38:20 - Boogeyman's Worms

The Dong had risen in December and then held on to for 6 months to bring you the only half Christmas special recorded the same week as the full Christmas. This special is packed full of holiday-themed topics to get you into the Christmas mood, like new ways to open jars, San Diego hotel design and a NUFORC check in. Marry Dingmas and Happy Dong Year! 00:00 - Santa's Disembodied Head 02:24 - In...

Previously, on episode 8 of Don’t Be A Ding Dong, homework was assigned and then ignored for a full week, so today, the Dingy Dongy boys turn in their homework with 3 artisan handcrafted power points. 00:00 - Intro 02:25 - Andy's Homework: Redemption Cards 23:34 - Ryan's Homework: Cup Holders 36:20 - Quinton's Homework: Monster Cereal

A review of Kansas. 00:00 Intro 01:00 Kansas 53:02 Ryan has something

The Don’t Be a Ding-Dong Halloween Special. The boys show up in costume for a Halloween special full of conspiracies, courtroom drama, and deep research into the broadcast schedule of 9/11. Homework is given, field reports are made, and apologies are issued in this action packed episode of the Ding Dong show! 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Costume reveals 04:33 - Ding Dong Field Report 08:06 - Where do bea...

Another Ding Dong with more of Ryan's tales from Nashville. the worst opening bands we’ve ever suffered through (includes spit), A shocking Frosted Flakes update, and a deeply passionate debate on which slice of pizza you grab first. a full spread of nonsense before we dive into the of Sick Puppies at the Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series. 00:00 - Intro 00:22 - Not finished with Nashvi...

A grim tale of a bird hitchhiking 500 miles across state lines, Andy takes a tumble. The boys take a trip to Climax Springs, Missouri and visit some questionable local businesses before diving into the lost media search for the bizarre 9/11 “VeggieTales” tape that may or may not exist. All that and more can be found on this ding dong 00:00 - Intro 00:25 - Hot N' Tasty opening 01:39 - Launching...

Andy nearly starts a housefire. The gang dives into a brand-new game, “Name the TV Censor Line?”, where they try to guess what famous movie quotes got turned into on basic cable. Post-launch reflections, the first-ever in-person Ding-Dong meetup and a deep dive into the mysterious world of horseshoes, pony shoes, and the fine art of melted cheese. 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Andy's Bright Idea 04:11...

The boys are back for another week of dinging and donging! Ryan digs up a childhood crayon-related trauma before diving into a full recap of Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, the inexplicable animated ending of Two and a Half Men, and a surprise visit from Dr. Andy. 00:00 - Intro 01:29 - Liquified Crayons 06:12 - VeggieTales certified classics 10:06 - Catching up on Joe Dirt 2 38:51 - Chuck Lorre 46:00...

It's game time on The Ding-Dong Show! Quinton brings A Tube Dog update before Ryan invents everyone's new favorite gameshow, "Sports Team or Drug Task Force", ending with Andy dropping a Christian media alternative bomb on us!00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Episode 2 homework 05:03 - The next chapter in hot dog technology 18:17 - reinventing flip flops 19:01 - Task force or local sports te...

The Wiener Boys are back with video rental and Red light running life hacks that are completely true and helpful to you in the year 2025. But wait, there's more! Frosted Flakes have a dirty secret, and we expose it, followed by an update on the world-changing "Pocket Dog" 00:00 - Intro 00:40 - New locations & red light tickets 02:50 - rental swap 05:43 - ID photos 10:00 - Frosted...

In Don't Be A Ding Dong's official first episode, Ryan, Andy, and Quinton talk about everything from the trauma of New York City food poisoning to the perfect hot dog bun, the mysteries of mana, "brown smells", and rap rock gods Sugar Ray. 00:00 - Intro 01:20 - Mints & brown smells 05:58 - Beaten up by NYC 12:18 - Trucker callsigns 15:59 - Hot dog innovation 27:18 - Where we’...

The Ding Dong Show returns with Quinton, Andy, and Ryan diving into bizarre door-to-door sales schemes, UFO sightings in Illinois, the origins of “the buck stops here,” fruit snack philosophy, prank calls, cottage cheese, and even a close encounter with a cow in the dark.

The Ding Dong Boys swap stories about sketchy first cars, and play another round of Andy's mystery burned CD game, leading to debates of Tom DeLonge’s greatness before things spiral down the UFO rabbit hole.

A nacho PowerPoint derails into talk of hamburger go-gurts, the eternal meatloaf sandwich wisdom of a Reddit user named stupid butt, and a history lesson on how Jack was conceived. 00:00 I'm Andy! 14:00 Poor People Nachos 31:10 How Jack Was Conceived 33:50 CDs of Old