Distractions

WE'RE BACK! Thank you loyal listeners! Brenna tells us about her romantic Scottish adventure and Mal recounts her recent meeting with her nemesis.

Hey guys! Brenna's gallivanting through the Scottish highlands this week, so we didn't get to record a new episode. But! We care about you so much that we're posting a conversation from a few weeks ago. It didn't seem interesting enough to share at the time, but it's better than nothing, right?

We're Back! You've probably forgotten us completely by this point, so we play the Newlywed Game to reintroduce ourselves. Also, Brenna throws down in a parking lot.

Drew and Brenna try to explain to Mallory what they witnessed at Hugh Jackman's one man show.

The gals get up on a lot of soap boxes today! Guns! Men! The Lion King! They also introduce a fun game the whole family can enjoy. Lions, are you with me?

Drew is in convalescence after a buck wild wisdom teeth extraction. Mal has an existential crisis which of course leads back to robots.

The gals HAVE to get to lunch, so it's a short one. Mal's afraid of mankind's hubris, Brenna's afraid of men in gorilla masks, and Drew's not putting up with any dealbreakers.

It's a rambly one as the gals discuss Taylor Swift's pandering ways, Mallory's torrid love affair, and peeing while running.

WE'RE BACK! Mal has returned from the Motherland and the gals are randier than ever! We get some housekeeping related to which of your lover's body parts you would wear around your neck out of the way before discussing the most pressing issue of our time: Taron's performance in Rocketman.

If you're not interested in Game of Thrones, then you're about to be bored. The gals and Very Special Guest JAMES discuss the finale mere minutes after watching it. Drew performs a special musical number, everyone has a Dinklage-off, and Agnes the Dog barfs live on the air! The gals also announce a two week hiatus.

Mal needs her smelling salts, Brenna is fixated on burning down a water tower, and everyone yells about parking in this special episode. Then, the gals muse about an extremely basic white girl version of The Purge.

Mallory's back from her regional conference and boy is everyone excited! The gals have a very important discussion about Endgame, Brenna is surprised by a cult, and Mallory shares a private video.

Mal's STILL at her conference, so it's another quickie for you. Listen as Mallory takes an on-air pee while the gals gab about the news of the day.

The gals are back for a quick check in because they care about their audience. Where is Mal? Why sugar daddy? Does Brenna look like Prince William's rumored mistress?

Brenna can't stop talking about Game of Thrones before the gals decide to just sing the whole episode.

Hear Mal chew right into the mic as the gals get catty about Lena Dunham and discuss the specific charms of EFY. Follow us on Instagram! @distractionspod

Mallory is disillusioned with sweet Taron and everyone reminisces about grade school. Then, the gals put their best foot forward and share their most compelling fart stories. 

It's a very special HIGH TECH episode of Distractions! The gals cut it up on FaceTime with a marathon game of Deal Breaker, which quickly becomes mostly fart based. 

The gals are a little punchy in this late-night episode. They try to distract themselves from the ever encroaching specter of death by discussing celebrity look alikes, hair disasters, Taylor Swift’s journey, and Mal’s fear of robots. Then, Brenna steers things into PG-13 territory with a thought provoking question.

It's spring time and the gals are feeling fine. Mallory lusts after a gorilla, Drew describes her hilariously weak body, and meconium babies everywhere finally get some representation. Then, everyone NAILS Shallow before things devolve into a Jackson Maine-off.

The gals have a hard time getting their energy levels up until a quickly deteriorating Mallory swoops in to save the day with the greatest story of all time. Also, Drew EXPOSES Paw Patrol and Brenna makes everyone sing show tunes.

What a doozy! The gals go deep and dark this week as Mallory shares a saucy dream, Brenna maintains that she would never date a murderer, and Drew talks about the dangers of living alone. Also, catch the debut of the soon to be hit song about everyone's favorite monster.

The mics are HOT this week as the gals dive deep into the Prattiverse to discover what men really want. Also, Mal tells a real corker of a creep story, Brenna wonders if the perfect Mormon woman even exists, and everyone blows out your headphones with a karaoke challenge.

The gals chat about Mallory's sick bike skills, share a very unpopular opinion, and try to understand the musical Cats. 

In our first episode, the ladies distract themselves with Celebrity Feuds, Movies They Haven't Seen, and Taron Time. Drew gives it up for Taylor Swift's height, Mallory appreciates symmetrical nipples, and Brenna isn't fooled by Mandy Moore's tricks.