Dear Nobber

It's never too late to never go back Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The World's First Throuble Act! That spells trouble, if you 'appen to drop your haitches, and 'oo's got the henergy to pick 'em up? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This would have been a better title. Two weeks in Glenrothes is enough to turn anyone to the Repair Shop, but can lead to binge-watching. So watch your binging! THAT would have been a better title. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No man is an island; no double act is an archipelago. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History can be rewritten [citation needed] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Life is like a Woolworths pick'n'mix: not as good as you remember and no longer available in the UK anyway but you might chance upon some in the Low Countries Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time is money, and time heals all wounds, so why not monetise the healing process? All that's required is some Loose Women... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.