Dead Heir

IF YOU ARE READING THIS. IT MEANS ITS TOO LATE.

This episode brings back the show from a long hiatus! The gang has a competition to see who can squirt doo doo out the furthest, and let's just say things get interesting!

This week, Canaan and Branden have an awesome beyblade battle to see who comes out on top! Jk I forget what we talked about and I didn't listen back to it

This week, Branden and Canaan drink sunflower oil!

This episode of the podcast Branden didn't set up his good microphone in time, so his audio quality is not very good. We apologize for this, but hope you enjoy the episode regardless. Thank you for listening.

Join us this week as Patrick tries to make a podcast while Branden and Canaan are too high and can't make a cohesive or enjoyable experience for anybody at all!

This week, Branden and Patrick discuss real world things like real world adults (boring!) while Canaan rests his weary head

We're back! Branden is sick and depressed, Canaan is unemployed and depressed, and Patrick is blissfully unaware of the dangers of poison ivy! And we love him for it

Branden and Canaan (gamers extraordinaire) talk about politics and what it means to live in the solar system neighboring the milky way galaxy, as extra terrestrial monsters from another world.

Welcome back! The weed episode of Dead Heir features many orb consultations, and some incredible speeches about soft drinks! Join Canaan and Branden as they fight in the octagon to the death.

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Us again! The guys take on their pasts as they reminisce on old internet worlds, the glory days of adobe flash, and bare knuckle boxing!

Took 50mg and now I need to write a podcast description ohhhh maaaaaaan this is too much pressure!

This week, Patrick and Branden are joined by two very special fellas back in October that Branden was too lazy to edit haha whee!

This week, Canaan and Patrick try to give Branden advise for his woeful lack of bitches, and the gang try and create their pirate-sonas

This week Jacob's setup is complete, just in time for Valentine's Day! Branden's webcam gives him some tummy troubles, and Canaan begs for his secrets to remain hidden!

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This week, Branden and Canaan carry the show once again! Join them as they discuss the likelihood of Slender Man being one of the boys, who's funny and who isn't, and potential celebrity guests!

I'm running out of energy and mental bandwidth to come up with descriptions for all six listeners.

Wow! What a funny episode huh?! I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done.

i literally don't care if you have a problem with how the audio sounds or is edited i dont care i dont care i dont care i dont care.

Welcome Back! This week, the gents talk about their experiences with organized religion. Such as Christianity, Garfield, fondue, and Louis Wain paintings!

This week, Canaan and Branden are left to fend for themselves against the horde of hungry, rabid fans! (4)

The night after Halloween, and Lawrence and Miguel put together a real rip snorter of an episode! Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds.

Patrick returns! He drops awful news to Canaan about his gaming habits, and with the Fnaf movie around the bend, the fellas exchange wedding vows