Critical Noise

More discombobulated ramblings about Easter weekend, the Baltimore boat incident and "hot take" culture.

Critical Noise is back (finally) in 2024 with brand new unhinged, stutterous ranting on the US delivering food aid to Palestine, the cannibal café, The Crow reboot and more!

Another set of words randomly thrown together (possibly for the last time ever) to fill a podcast episode. This time, it's all about trashing fit people and then immediately joining the gym. @scidmarc89 Https://linktr.ee/scidmarc89

A serious and slightly emotional, if incoherent, admission of shame after being lured into an online argument by an identity-less Drake fan. @scidmarc89 Https://linktr.ee/scidmarc89

More garbage solo bantering on the state of superhero films and having the weirdest dreams. @scidmarc89 Https://linktr.ee/scidmarc89

Ramblings about being ill and experiencing a haunted maze at Kingsgate shopping centre in Dunfermline. Instagram: @scid.marc https://linktr.ee/scid.marc

A spontaneous review of the ceremonial weigh-in for the KSI v Tommy Fury boxing event set to take place on Oct 14th with bonus ranting on Instagram influencers and OnlyFans simping. Instagram: @scid.marc Https://linktr.ee/scid.marc

Ranting in bed about why modern computer games are a joyless, cash-sapping waste of time and the tediousness of 'gym scientists'. Instagram: @scid.marc Https://linktr.ee/scid.marc

More mad ramblings, this time on the subjects of dying wasps, the inclusion of female athletes in EAFC 24's Ultimate Team mode, and a highly questionable list of the 100 greatest footballers of all time according to GDC Media (whatever that even is). Instagram: @scid.marc https://linktr.ee/scid.marc

Critical Noise is back with an all new, all pointless rant on the lack of shame on the internet, the evolution of Halloween and the questionable purpose of cosplay. Instagram: @scid.marc

The new era of Critical Noise continues with irreverent discussions on charity workers and deaf kids, as well as quickfire film reviews of 'The Meg', 'Meg 2: The Trench' and 'The Last Voyage of the Demeter'. Instagram: @scid.marc

The new era of Critical Noise kicks off with an unnecessarily prolonged rant on the latest drama between CM Punk and All Elite Wrestling, as well as a brief discussion on what's really going on outside and a spontaneously collapsing microphone stand. Instagram: @scid.marc

Happy 30th to one of the greatest albums of all-time, 'Dookie'! Future plans for the podcast and social media bragging are also briefly discussed in this here episode. TwiXer: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

A pointless rant about the importance of lyrics in music, by way of social media, Oasis, love ballads, Socrates and self-inflicted hypocrisy. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

A brief discussion on a hip-hop album by Lil Uzi Vert taking the American charts by storm, featuring appearances by a couple of rock acts as well as the random butchering of a SOAD classic. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

The title says it all, I think. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

What would happen if McFly entered the studio with Richie Blackmore and Rivers Cuomo? I imagine something not too unlike their new album, 'Power to Play', which is reviewed in this episode. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

Metal or mental? Thoughts on the brand new effort from goth metal legends Avenged Sevenfold. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

Thoughts on the new album from Dave Grohl and friends. *Spoiler alert* It's pretty bad. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

A brief summary of what it was like at Temple Newsam in Leeds, UK, for the north edition of this year's Slam Dunk festival. Mouldy bananas and all. Twitter: @critical_noise Instagram: @scid.marc

A rock fan's take on Royal Blood's meltdown at BBC Radio One's Big Weekend 2023 in Dundee, Scotland. *Sigh* Kids these days... Twitter: critical_noise Instagram: scid.marc

A shallow and humourous look at melodic death and some other forms of metal music which exist, for better or worse, on this Earth. Twitter: @critical_noise

A brief but honest review of the brand new album by Sleep Token, released 19/05/23. Jokes of criminal behaviour kept to a bare minimum. Twitter: @critical_noise

A half-arsed eulogy in advance of the forthcoming funeral for the band Sum 41. Tissues not provided. (The recording skipped over a few seconds due to my laptop being sh*t, so here's what you missed - "Some of the most blatant rip-off moments in music history may be littered throughout their back catalogue - from 'The Hell Song's' Nickelback verse, to 'Underclass Hero' essentially being a covers al...

Here, we have my unsolicited and, some may say, controversial first impressions of the new Enter Shikari album, 'A Kiss for the Whole World'. Twitter: @critical_noise