Crispy Coated Robots

Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes the Hooah Pacino. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise.  What's up Doc? Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up. The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb. It was a new, new hope. The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT. You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie. You ca...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was 47 years old when recorded. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies. Arnold Palmer. Who knew? Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie. Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco. We have dinosaurs. We can win this. Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie? Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF&a...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween. Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy. Fidelio. Your mother sews socks that smell. Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene. Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series. Jason conf...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode points and laughs. Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special. Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde.  Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes. There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the October surprise. Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies.  Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today. Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller. "No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another t...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time. Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions. Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and al...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors. Jason laments over his broken guitar.  Just wrong. Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music. It's like Showgirls without the nudity. Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's N...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions. Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows. Jason confuses serial killing with comedy. Jim admits his penchant for women in bondage Joseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette. What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is tuned to the key of H minor.  Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies. Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review. Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression. Omaha! Omaha! Oyage! My bloody football! Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie. What is the name of the team in...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode may give you pink eye. Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs. Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax. Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)! It's a toupee of sorts. Delivering speeches to the House of Representin' We can only dream of what it would have been like to have an...

Are you ever going to text me? This is the episode that ruins the podcast. Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies.  Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again. Disco outfits make the best space gear. You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads. Jim offers the implausible notio...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode comes with Poopourri. Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies. Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive. Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie. You don't ha...

Are you ever going to text me? Joseph may show up for this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies. 10 minutes later... It's all about the nest egg. A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go. We got the Munchkins paid. Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having seen either.  Jim's &quot...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is on an album that can be carried to school. Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives. Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys. Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections.  Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts. Knock, knock. Whose there?  It&ap...

Are you ever going to text me? It's back to school time!  That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts)  because on this episode you'll learn... Why 27 year-olds make the best singing high school students... If you&a...

Are you ever going to text me? Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe... On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements.  To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get... Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-mal...

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Are you ever going to text me? Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo! Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV! You'll find out... Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked... Why Jason prefers clowns that smoke... Which magician's clown name was also slang for urination... Why Joseph chose to nominate a controversial Doork... Why Jim loves Jerry's...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode. Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job. Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hills Cop. Look at me.  Are you looking at me? Joseph can't remember movies he's watched, but he definitely remembers Sean Penn'...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble. Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies. Newman was never the same again. Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored. Be careful of the sexy androids. A bullwhip, meow! Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan. Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the most 70s episode ever made. Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television. Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was. GFD - a bad idea fully realized. Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating. 10 minutes for 10 bucks. Roller Skates + Cocaine = Xanadu The W...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history. Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget. Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic. Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list. Daddy, Daughter Day:...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is a little lonely and bitter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people. Jason sells out and goes corporate rock. Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films. Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie. F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message Joseph and Jim convince Jason that his own s...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode nearly bares it all. Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes. In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties. The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible. The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time. Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has a nice swoop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies. Jewfro When the updo goes down Jim goes up. Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl. The man-boy haircut. Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry Garcia was an old lesbian. Which m...